Chester Wellington - Reupload

[FurBurger]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "I was inspired before a run.… "

archived 2 Mar 2021 07:29:47 UTC

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He's going to nick his tail!

 

[Guyincognito]

He's going to nick his tail!

It still blows my mind that this loser claims to be a self defense instructor. He has literally never had an ounce of muscle tone. He doesn’t even have those jacked fat guy claves that heavy dudes sometimes get

 

[Clint Ruin]

It still blows my mind that this loser claims to be a self defense instructor. He has literally never had an ounce of muscle tone. He doesn’t even have those jacked fat guy claves that heavy dudes sometimes get.

"I'm barrel-chested, child."

That barrel has some big ol' titties.

 

[FurBurger]

It's weird - he's talking about barrel-chested guys like Jorge Sprave, but I have a horrible feeling he means himself.

 

[Harry Powell]

"I'm barrel-chested, child."

That barrel has some big ol' titties.

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This shit is hilarious. Patrick, put up a video of you doing literally any compound lift. Let’s see it

Edit: it’s honestly a Betsy Resto level of reverse body dysmorphia

 

[Meownaw]

"I'm barrel-chested, child."

That barrel has some big ol' titties.

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If he is talking about BMI doctors only reject it if you are ripped not rippled.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Not even a thin layer of cotton between his butt crack and the end of that knife. Can't imagine why they never have guests over for dinner like other adults do.

"Please, child. As our guest, you have your choice of plastic lightsaber chopsticks, or a knife that I've held in place with my buttcheeks, which I can prove, child."

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Ahh Pajama boy Pat pimplyback at it again, love the authenticity of the shit stained shorts.

After hearing this the next morning at work a guy had his boom playing and this song came on and I started howwwwwwling I almost spilled my road soda.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

This shit is hilarious. Patrick, put up a video of you doing literally any compound lift. Let’s see it

Edit: it’s honestly a Betsy Resto level of reverse body dysmorphia

Guarantee he'd try to use the Smith machine

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If he is talking about BMI doctors only reject it if you are ripped not rippled.

If you’re 6’9” 320 pounds and it’s muscle then no doctor is gonna poo poo your bmi. If you’re 5’9” 260lbs like Patrick without a hint of muscle then you’re getting a lecture.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick’s body is softer than a hetero male’s dick at the sight of Lena Dunham porn.

 

[guest]

Ahh Pajama boy Pat pimplyback at it again, love the authenticity of the shit stained shorts.

An astute observer would note that there is not one trace of muscle on Rick's back. For a person who supposedly needs heavy weights, there is no sign he deadlifts or rows or pulldowns. No lat definition at all. Zero traps.

Edit: I forgot to add but from the photo shown, while there is no muscle definition he does appear to be quite portly.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I think my favorite part is Josiah saying "wrong" just before Fatso says "shut." He reminds me of Trump in the 2016 debates

 

[Harry Powell]

We all know he listened to this since he got it removed. How could you possibly not laugh at this? How could you not have some little bit of self-awareness force it’s way in?