Chef Joe's Food Megathread

[UnPRePared]

He obviously didnt make this but it is one of his Bacon Egg n Cheese on a roll.

He ain't makin' DAT CHOP CHEE!

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It’s for sure way better than Patrick’s cooking tbh

I have my fingers crossed he makes a plantain wellington this Christmas

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"How I was raised... no waste". Sure Joe, except for your life.

 

[lowend73]

‘Struggle plates’

Joe fits the stereotype that white people cannot cook to save their life.

The Cumia kids had to have terrible meals.. a working mom, and alcohol ridden father

 

[Monk]

Ooooooooooof

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Hope the dead brain fuck, gets food poisoning one day

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

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Ooooooooooof

Nice Chinese Made Mug stupid.

Much like him and his Trump gear, all of its virtue signaling about oppressed Trumpers are by those fucking liberals!

Meanwhile Trump couldn’t give a FLYING FUCK, only time he cares is when he drain these morons bank accounts

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

And for dessert...

 

[DooDooBrown]

And for dessert...

Imagine being in your 60s and bragging publicly about having to hide cookies because you’re not allowed to have them in your room.

And imagine paying $10 a minute to do it because you’re too stupid to understand roaming charges.

 

[DooDooBrown]

"How I was raised... no waste". Sure Joe, except for your life.

Mama Roe taught him this lesson when they finished their last rail together. No waste, Joey, go get the tinfoil and a straw and I’ll show you how to use every last bit of this eight ball!

 

[PogromStallone]

And for dessert...

This is the first time I've noticed that he actually has to break up the cookies into smaller pieces to make them fit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is the first time I've noticed that he actually has to break up the cookies into smaller pieces to make them fit.

You know he was acting like it was Mission Impossible when filling the can. Hoping his supervisor wouldnt see him.

 

[TorpidSloth]

And for dessert...

He posted this publicly. His stupidity constantly surprises.

 

[Chive Turkey]

*throw root vegetables into a pot*

I've outdone myself this time!

I don’t understand his obsession with plantains.

At some point he heard plantains were a low carb / low glycemic superfood so he started substituting them for potatoes. I dunno about glycemic because I don't have the beetus (yet), but plantains are definitely not fucking low carb.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You know he was acting like it was Mission Impossible when filling the can. Hoping his supervisor wouldnt see him.

His Filipino supervisor