Checking in the on the Stand Up For Isreal tour

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(((Based))) Vosh----
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As funny as it would be for Vos to be a far right anti-Arab racist, someone gave him that shirt and he is too dumb to know what it means.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

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The extreme overcompensating for being 4'5" tall by obsessively shooting up steroids is bizarre. Another midget who's knees are only 6" off the ground and that's with shoes on.

Never again? What do ya call October 7th, stupid!

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Looschen up, arabs.

"You wanna buy a synagogue... Door?!"
Looschen up, Hitler, wit da Kristallnacht.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Here's da thing: Once referred to as a "rock with teeth".

Vos-cabulary​

English	Vos	Date
3:10 to Yuma	5:10 to Yumo	January 10, 2011
A Clockwork Orange	Clockworth Orange
A River Runs Through It	A River Run Throughs It
Abercrombie	Abercrobie	March 30, 2010
Adam Ferrara	Adam Fararo
Addict	Attic	April 13, 2010 & October 11, 2013
August: Osage County	August of Osage County	February 8, 2014
Alcatraz	Alcatrash	April 26, 2010
Allman Brothers	Almond Brothers
Amazon.com	Amazot.com
Ambulance	Ambalance
Angelina Jolie	Angela Jolie
Anxiety	Ang-ziety	January 10, 2011
Archie Bunker	Archie Buncher
Arguably	Argubly	January 30, 2013
Arrogance	Arrogancy	September 14, 2012
Ashton Kutcher	Asston Kushner
Asparagus	Sparagus
Astronomy	Astrology (debatable)
Atlanta	Alana
Attitude	Addatoot	October 11, 2010
Auschwitz	Aahschwitz
Bangladesh	Bongladesh	April 26, 2010 (among other dates)
Barack Obama	Oback
Barbecue	Picnic	September 16, 2010
Barbed wire	Bob Wire
Baskin-Robbins	Basking Robins
Bear in Livingston	Beer In Limmingston
Benedict Arnold	Benadick Arnold	September 3, 2008
Benicio Del Toro	Beneetcio Del Torio
Bermuda Triangle	Bermuda Twiangle	March 6, 2014
Bigger than Light	Bigger than Life	November 30, 2011
Bill Clinton	Bill Cliton	September 14, 2012
Bingo	Pingo
Birth certificate	Bersertificate
Black Friday	Black Monday
Bluetooth	Blue Teeth
Boa Constrictor	Bo Consthichler
Board Op	Knob Dialer
Boned	Boneded
Bonobo chimps	Bonnaboo chimps	March 18, 2010
The Borgias	The Borgees	August 17, 2012
Bought	Boughten
Brokerage	Bokerage
Buford Pusser (from Walking Tall)	Buford Puffers
Busy	Dizzy
Buzz Aldrin	Buzz Armstrong
Buzzard	Buzzart
Calgary Road	Calvery Road
Calogero (character from A Bronx Tale)	Caligula
Carcass	Caucus
Catchphrase	Cat Phrase	January 30, 2008
Carlos Mencia	Mencina
Cellulite	Sellalight
Celtic Price	Boston Pride	August 17,2012
Charlize Theron	Charlene Theron
Chazz Palminteri	Chazz Palomeri
Chaperone	Chapoarone	October 10, 2011
Christina Aguilera	Christine Aguleria
Cirque du Soleil	Circus Olay
Cloak	Clope
Coherent	Cohairant	June 25, 2010
College Tip's	College Ship
Come here	Cohere	April 13, 2010
Completely	Competely	August 27, 2010
Contraction (the reverse of expansion)	Detraction
Cosby Show	Cawsby Show	September 16, 2010
Craps table	Crap table	August 27, 2010
Diamond District	Dime District	September 16, 2010
DVD	DDD
David Duchovny	David Ducoveny
Decision	Dechisin
Dingo	Dingdo
Dinner and a Movie	Soup and a Sandwich
Discharge	Diskcharge
Discus	Diskit	January 28, 2005
District	Distric
Divorce Decree	Divorce Degree
Doctor's Office	Doctor Offices
Don Cheadle	Don Che-A-Del (the 'a' is silent)
Donkey	Dunky
Dumb	Stumb
Edmonton	Emmintun
East Bound And Down	East Bound Down	November 5, 2010
Energize	En-urge	November 26, 2013
Entree	Entry
E-Rock	Eeroy	January 31, 2011
Escalator	Excalator
Especially	Ecspecially	July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast)
Eurythmics	Arithmetics
Exercise	Ekercise
FaceTime	FacePhone
Faux pas	Paux fas	May 20, 2009
FIOS	FI-us	April 26, 2010
Firewire	Hotwires	April 13, 2010
"Flew the coop"	"Floop the coop"	January 20, 2011
Flying off the shelves	Flying off the table
From Dusk Til Dawn	Ducks Til Dawn	July 23, 2010
Frugal and Frivolous	Frugalous	January 20, 2011
Gargoyle	Gargyle
Gazelle	Jizelle	June 25, 2010
Gets in the way	Gettins away	June 1, 2010
Giovanni Ribisi	Giovanni Burdicci
Go Fish	Gold Fish
Godzilla	Gonzilla
Gonorrhea	Gondarhea
"Great minds think alike."	"Great minds think a lot."
Greg Kinnear	Greg Ginnear
Greta Van Susteren	Greta Van Suskin
Guantanamo Bay	Guanamo Bay
Guatemala	Gualemala
Halle Berry	Holly Berry
Halter Top	Alter Top
Hanna Barbera	Hanna Barbara
Headphones	Headspeakers
Headphones	Earspeakers	My Wife Hates Me podcast played December 13th, 2011
Hemoglobin	Hemoglobem
Here's the deal	Here's The Deer
Heroes (the TV series)	Hero
Homeland	Homlone	October 11, 2013
Holocaust	Hoe-Loe-Cost
Housing	Houcing (on Red Eye)	May 26, 2010
Humor	Umor
Hurry	Herry	August 27, 2010
Hysterectomy	Histerecto-meal
I'm a man's man	I'm a man, man
"If you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on."	"If you fall off the ladder, you got to get right back on."
In a coma	On a coma	July 23, 2010
Inanimate	Inadamant
Infuriate	Infurreate	May 15, 2014
Insignificant	Igsinificant
Insulation	Installation
Intelligence quotient	Intellectual Quiz/Intellectual Quotation
Interpreter	Interpretater	Jim Norton Show #4
Jack LaLanne	Jack Alane
Jägermeister	Jägermonster
Jake Gyllenhaal	Jake Dillenworth
Jake LaMotta	Jake Lamotto
James Gandolfini	James Gadafellini	July 23, 2010
Jesse Ventura	Jesse Vantora
Jehova's Witness	Jehoba's Witness	March 8, 2006
Jesus	Jeez	Rich's CD "I'm Killing Here"
Jingle Ball (radio station concert)	Jingle Bell, Jingle Balls
John Cusack	John Coozock
John Leguizamo	John Leggizamo
John Malkovich	John Malkovitz
Jovial	Jovul
Julia Child	Julia Childs
JV & Elvis	Elvis & Costello
Kanye West	Conway West
Karaoke	Kerokee	September 16, 2010
Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Kareem Abdo Jabbar	November 7, 2013
Kathy Bates	Kathleen Bates	January 31, 2011
Kazzoo	Quizzo	August 18, 2012
Kielbasa	Killbaso
Knowledge	Knowledgable	October 10, 2011
Kohl's (department store)	Colds
Krugerrand	Koogerand	July 23, 2010
Labia	Labeeuh	March 18, 2010
Lambasted	Lambashed
Laptop	Labtop	April 13, 2010
Law & Order: SVU	Law & Order SUV
Lean Cuisine	Lean Kazeene
Legitimate	Legitamint
Liam Neeson	Liam Nielsen, Liam Nelson
Liberate	Liberize
Library	Libary
Light-skinned	Light-Skinded
Little bit wrong	Little to wrong	March 30, 2010
'Lost in Translation'	'Lost in Transation'	January 20. 2011
Lovely	Flovely ("Next to Rosie, even Leona Helmsley looks flovely")
The Maiden Heist	The My-den Heist
Mardi Gras	Madri Grag/Marty Grass
Material	Mateeral	September 3, 2008
Matthew Broderick	Matthew Brodwick
Matthew McConaughey	Matthew Mcconnoly
Mavis Beacon	Mavis Beavis
MGM Grand	MGM Gram	October 11, 2013
Mike Birbiglia	Mike Birbiglio
Minimal	Miminal
Motel 6	Hotel 6
Mount Rushmore	Mountain In Rushmore
Multiple Sclerosis	Multiple Scerofis, Multiple Scerosis	November 5, 2010 (Multiple Scerosis)
Mush Mouth	Mush Mouse
Netflix	Net Flick
New Orleans	New Arleens
Newark, NJ	Nork (according to Vos, the "W" is silent)
Nicaragua	Nigger-Agua
Nicorette gum	Niggerette Gum
Nigro	Negro
Oatmeal	Oatmail
Obscure reference	Absurd Reference
Opie & Anthony animals	Opie and animals	Fridays with Jim Breuer, November 5, 2010
Panera Bread	Panero Bread	June 1, 2010
Paparazzi	Pavarotti, Pavaratzi
Paltalk	Paypal
Parasailing	Powersailing	April 27, 2005
Paul Bond	Joe Bond	June 25, 2010
Peep booth	Beep booth	November 24, 2010
Pele (soccer player)	Pay-A-Lay
Pentagon	Pentagog
Petering Out	Tetering Out
Per capita	Per capital	November 21, 2011
Pierce Brosnan	Pierce Bronson
Pillow	Pellow	September 14, 2012
Post traumatic	Post Dramatic
Planet	Plantet	March 18, 2010
Progeria	Progerio, Pojerria	June 25, 2010 (Pojerria)
Prom	Pron	October 10, 2011
Province	Providence	July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast)
Punch Line	Punk Chline
Pup Tent	Pump Tent	September 16, 2010
Quadriplegic	Quadrocollegic
Rags to riches	Rags To Richer
Rampant	Rapid
Real	Weal	March 18, 2010
Recognized	Reckanized	April 12, 2011
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Red Hot Chili Papers	June 26th, 2014
Reeses	Reeseez
Remote control	TV Thing
Rent-a-Center	Rent-a-Furniture	April 26, 2010
Reparations	Repramation	Jim Norton Show #4
Revolve	Evolve
Ricardo Montalban	Roberto Montalban
Rich Vos	Rick Vos
Ridiculed	Riddleculed	July 12, 2012
Rob Schneider	Rob Snider
Rob Zombie	Rom Zobbie	June 26, 2013
Rocky Horror Picture Show	Rocky Picture Horror Show
Rolls Royce	Rose Rice
Ron and Fez	Ron and Flez
Roy Scheider	Roy Scheidner
Running Rampant	Running Rapid	Cleveland restaurant tour on O&A and Cleveland gig
Rupert Pupkin (Rich's comedic inspiration)	Rupert Pumpkin
Salvador Dali	Salmador Dali
San Quentin	San Qintin
Scaffolding	Scafold/Scaple
Schenectady, NY	Sknewectidty, NY
Scone	Sclone
Secede	Succeed
Secretariat (the horse, and the source for Vos' new dental implants)	Secretarius
Seinfeld	Seinfelt
"She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world."	"She had the best pussy in town."
Self-Explanatory	Explanatory	August 27, 2010
Sherlock Holmes	Sherlock Home (He also thought he was a real person)
Similar	Simular
Simmer	Stimmer
Sinéad O'Connor	Ginae O'Connor
Skee-Ball	Skittle Ball
Slide	Sliding Board
Soap Star	Stope Star
Souvlaki	Sivlakis
Spring chicken	Spring Poultry
Squeegee	Skreegee
Star Trek	Star Track
Star Wars	Store Wor	August 18, 2012
Step Father	Step Husband	March 30, 2010
Steve Buscemi	Steve Booshinny
Steward	Stort	November 5, 2010
Sticklers	Ticklers	January 20, 2011
Stokely Carmichael	Stokey Carmichael	July 23, 2010
The Stress Factory	The Stretch Factory	November 26, 2013
Stylus	Stylist	May 20, 2009
Supposedly	Supposevly	April 19, 2012
Supreme Court Justice	Supreme Corm Justice
Sushi	Shuchi
Suzanne Somers	Suzanne Sumner
Swastika	Swassika
Taken	Tooken	June 25, 2010
Terabyte	Tarabyte	April 26, 2010
Terrestrial radio	Terreskular radio
Thankful	Thankul	November 17, 2011
The Frog from "Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse"	Froggie
The Three Stooges	Three Stoogers
Time Warner	Tom Warner	April 26, 2010
Tortilla	Tortilia
Toucher and Rich	Toucher and Tebow	April 26, 2010
Traditional	Chadishinal (which he said while playing Lenny Bruce on American Dreams)
Transition	Translation	April 30, 2009
Traumatized	Traumanized	October 11, 2010
Treadmill	Tredmail
Truth	Shroof
Tsunami	Tusami
Tweets (info feeds, a la Twitter.com)	Twits
Vagisil	Vagiseal	February 23, 2011
Validator	Valitor	My Wife Hates me played on December 13, 2011
V.D. Clinic	D.V. Clinic
Venereal	Verial
Ventriloquist	Vantriloquist
Vince Vaughn	Vince Von	June 25, 2010
The Virgin Mary	Mother Mary
Wackbag	Lackbag
Werewolf	Wayawolf	June 25, 2010
Wesley Snipes	Wesley Sipes
White Supremacist	White Superior	March 8, 2006
Wikipedia	Wookapedia	May 20, 2009
Wildebeest	Wilderbeast
Wilkes-Barre (Pennsylvania)	Wilkes Borrough
Wireless	Wileless	April 13, 2010
Wolfgang Puck (famed chef)	Wolfman Puck
Women's Lib	Women Libs
Worcester (pronounced "Wooster")	Worster
Written	Wroten
X-Ray glasses	3-D Glasses
"You stunk then, and you stink now."	"You stink then, and you stink now."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The extreme overcompensating for being 4'5" tall by obsessively shooting up steroids is bizarre. Another midget who's knees are only 6" off the ground and that's with shoes on.

Never again? What do ya call October 7th, stupid!

On a recent Legion of Skanks, it was the producer's birthday and Big Jay had Aaron Berg (the steroid midget) give her a lapdance. She was completely fucking disgusted. He can get as jacked as he wants, he's 4'11". That's why he has a fat wife.

 

[guest]

Here's da thing: Once referred to as a "rock with teeth".

[HEADING=2]Vos-cabulary[/HEADING]

English	Vos	Date
3:10 to Yuma	5:10 to Yumo	January 10, 2011
A Clockwork Orange	Clockworth Orange
A River Runs Through It	A River Run Throughs It
Abercrombie	Abercrobie	March 30, 2010
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Adam_Ferrara']Adam Ferrara[/URL]	Adam Fararo
Addict	Attic	April 13, 2010 & October 11, 2013
August: Osage County	August of Osage County	February 8, 2014
Alcatraz	Alcatrash	April 26, 2010
Allman Brothers	Almond Brothers
[URL='http://amazon.com/']Amazon.com[/URL]	[URL='http://amazot.com/']Amazot.com[/URL]
Ambulance	Ambalance
Angelina Jolie	Angela Jolie
Anxiety	Ang-ziety	January 10, 2011
Archie Bunker	Archie Buncher
Arguably	Argubly	January 30, 2013
Arrogance	Arrogancy	September 14, 2012
Ashton Kutcher	Asston Kushner
Asparagus	Sparagus
Astronomy	Astrology (debatable)
Atlanta	Alana
Attitude	Addatoot	October 11, 2010
Auschwitz	Aahschwitz
Bangladesh	Bongladesh	April 26, 2010 (among other dates)
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Barack_Obama']Barack Obama[/URL]	Oback
Barbecue	Picnic	September 16, 2010
Barbed wire	Bob Wire
Baskin-Robbins	Basking Robins
Bear in Livingston	Beer In Limmingston
Benedict Arnold	Benadick Arnold	September 3, 2008
Benicio Del Toro	Beneetcio Del Torio
Bermuda Triangle	Bermuda Twiangle	March 6, 2014
Bigger than Light	Bigger than Life	November 30, 2011
Bill Clinton	Bill Cliton	September 14, 2012
Bingo	Pingo
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Birth_certificate']Birth certificate[/URL]	Bersertificate
Black Friday	Black Monday
Bluetooth	Blue Teeth
Boa Constrictor	Bo Consthichler
Board Op	Knob Dialer
Boned	Boneded
Bonobo chimps	Bonnaboo chimps	March 18, 2010
The Borgias	The Borgees	August 17, 2012
Bought	Boughten
Brokerage	Bokerage
Buford Pusser (from Walking Tall)	Buford Puffers
Busy	Dizzy
Buzz Aldrin	Buzz Armstrong
Buzzard	Buzzart
Calgary Road	Calvery Road
Calogero (character from A Bronx Tale)	Caligula
Carcass	Caucus
Catchphrase	Cat Phrase	January 30, 2008
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Carlos_Mencia']Carlos Mencia[/URL]	Mencina
Cellulite	Sellalight
Celtic Price	Boston Pride	August 17,2012
Charlize Theron	Charlene Theron
Chazz Palminteri	Chazz Palomeri
Chaperone	Chapoarone	October 10, 2011
Christina Aguilera	Christine Aguleria
Cirque du Soleil	Circus Olay
Cloak	Clope
Coherent	Cohairant	June 25, 2010
College Tip's	College Ship
Come here	Cohere	April 13, 2010
Completely	Competely	August 27, 2010
Contraction (the reverse of expansion)	Detraction
Cosby Show	Cawsby Show	September 16, 2010
Craps table	Crap table	August 27, 2010
Diamond District	Dime District	September 16, 2010
DVD	DDD
David Duchovny	David Ducoveny
Decision	Dechisin
Dingo	Dingdo
Dinner and a Movie	Soup and a Sandwich
Discharge	Diskcharge
Discus	Diskit	January 28, 2005
District	Distric
Divorce Decree	Divorce Degree
Doctor's Office	Doctor Offices
Don Cheadle	Don Che-A-Del (the 'a' is silent)
Donkey	Dunky
Dumb	Stumb
Edmonton	Emmintun
East Bound And Down	East Bound Down	November 5, 2010
Energize	En-urge	November 26, 2013
Entree	Entry
E-Rock	Eeroy	January 31, 2011
Escalator	Excalator
Especially	Ecspecially	July 16, 2010 ([URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Bob_Kelly']Bob Kelly[/URL]'s podcast)
Eurythmics	Arithmetics
Exercise	Ekercise
FaceTime	FacePhone
Faux pas	Paux fas	May 20, 2009
FIOS	FI-us	April 26, 2010
Firewire	Hotwires	April 13, 2010
"Flew the coop"	"Floop the coop"	January 20, 2011
Flying off the shelves	Flying off the table
From Dusk Til Dawn	Ducks Til Dawn	July 23, 2010
Frugal and Frivolous	Frugalous	January 20, 2011
Gargoyle	Gargyle
Gazelle	Jizelle	June 25, 2010
Gets in the way	Gettins away	June 1, 2010
Giovanni Ribisi	Giovanni Burdicci
Go Fish	Gold Fish
Godzilla	Gonzilla
Gonorrhea	Gondarhea
"Great minds think alike."	"Great minds think a lot."
Greg Kinnear	Greg Ginnear
Greta Van Susteren	Greta Van Suskin
Guantanamo Bay	Guanamo Bay
Guatemala	Gualemala
Halle Berry	Holly Berry
Halter Top	Alter Top
Hanna Barbera	Hanna Barbara
Headphones	Headspeakers
Headphones	Earspeakers	My Wife Hates Me podcast played December 13th, 2011
Hemoglobin	Hemoglobem
Here's the deal	Here's The Deer
Heroes (the TV series)	Hero
Homeland	Homlone	October 11, 2013
Holocaust	Hoe-Loe-Cost
Housing	Houcing (on [URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Red_Eye']Red Eye[/URL])	May 26, 2010
Humor	Umor
Hurry	Herry	August 27, 2010
Hysterectomy	Histerecto-meal
I'm a man's man	I'm a man, man
"If you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on."	"If you fall off the ladder, you got to get right back on."
In a coma	On a coma	July 23, 2010
Inanimate	Inadamant
Infuriate	Infurreate	May 15, 2014
Insignificant	Igsinificant
Insulation	Installation
Intelligence quotient	Intellectual Quiz/Intellectual Quotation
Interpreter	Interpretater	Jim Norton Show #4
Jack LaLanne	Jack Alane
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/J%C3%A4germeister_machine']Jägermeister[/URL]	Jägermonster
Jake Gyllenhaal	Jake Dillenworth
Jake LaMotta	Jake Lamotto
James Gandolfini	James Gadafellini	July 23, 2010
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Jesse_Ventura']Jesse Ventura[/URL]	Jesse Vantora
Jehova's Witness	Jehoba's Witness	March 8, 2006
Jesus	Jeez	Rich's CD "I'm Killing Here"
Jingle Ball (radio station concert)	Jingle Bell, Jingle Balls
John Cusack	John Coozock
John Leguizamo	John Leggizamo
John Malkovich	John Malkovitz
Jovial	Jovul
Julia Child	Julia Childs
JV & Elvis	Elvis & Costello
Kanye West	Conway West
Karaoke	Kerokee	September 16, 2010
Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Kareem Abdo Jabbar	November 7, 2013
Kathy Bates	Kathleen Bates	January 31, 2011
Kazzoo	Quizzo	August 18, 2012
Kielbasa	Killbaso
Knowledge	Knowledgable	October 10, 2011
Kohl's (department store)	Colds
Krugerrand	Koogerand	July 23, 2010
Labia	Labeeuh	March 18, 2010
Lambasted	Lambashed
Laptop	Labtop	April 13, 2010
Law & Order: SVU	Law & Order SUV
Lean Cuisine	Lean Kazeene
Legitimate	Legitamint
Liam Neeson	Liam Nielsen, Liam Nelson
Liberate	Liberize
Library	Libary
Light-skinned	Light-Skinded
Little bit wrong	Little to wrong	March 30, 2010
'Lost in Translation'	'Lost in Transation'	January 20. 2011
Lovely	Flovely ("Next to Rosie, even Leona Helmsley looks flovely")
The Maiden Heist	The My-den Heist
Mardi Gras	Madri Grag/Marty Grass
Material	Mateeral	September 3, 2008
Matthew Broderick	Matthew Brodwick
Matthew McConaughey	Matthew Mcconnoly
Mavis Beacon	Mavis Beavis
MGM Grand	MGM Gram	October 11, 2013
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Mike_Birbiglia']Mike Birbiglia[/URL]	Mike Birbiglio
Minimal	Miminal
Motel 6	Hotel 6
Mount Rushmore	Mountain In Rushmore
Multiple Sclerosis	Multiple Scerofis, Multiple Scerosis	November 5, 2010 (Multiple Scerosis)
Mush Mouth	Mush Mouse
Netflix	Net Flick
New Orleans	New Arleens
Newark, NJ	Nork (according to Vos, the "W" is silent)
Nicaragua	Nigger-Agua
Nicorette gum	[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Nigger']Niggerette[/URL] Gum
Nigro	Negro
Oatmeal	Oatmail
Obscure reference	Absurd Reference
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Pest']Opie & Anthony animals[/URL]	Opie and animals	[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Fridays_with_Jim_Breuer']Fridays with Jim Breuer[/URL], November 5, 2010
Panera Bread	Panero Bread	June 1, 2010
Paparazzi	Pavarotti, Pavaratzi
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Paltalk']Paltalk[/URL]	Paypal
Parasailing	Powersailing	April 27, 2005
Paul Bond	Joe Bond	June 25, 2010
Peep booth	Beep booth	November 24, 2010
Pele (soccer player)	Pay-A-Lay
Pentagon	Pentagog
Petering Out	Tetering Out
Per capita	Per capital	November 21, 2011
Pierce Brosnan	Pierce Bronson
Pillow	Pellow	September 14, 2012
Post traumatic	Post Dramatic
Planet	Plantet	March 18, 2010
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Progeria']Progeria[/URL]	Progerio, Pojerria	June 25, 2010 (Pojerria)
Prom	Pron	October 10, 2011
Province	Providence	July 16, 2010 ([URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Bob_Kelly']Bob Kelly[/URL]'s podcast)
Punch Line	Punk Chline
Pup Tent	Pump Tent	September 16, 2010
Quadriplegic	Quadrocollegic
Rags to riches	Rags To Richer
Rampant	Rapid
Real	Weal	March 18, 2010
Recognized	Reckanized	April 12, 2011
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Red Hot Chili Papers	June 26th, 2014
Reeses	Reeseez
Remote control	TV Thing
Rent-a-Center	Rent-a-Furniture	April 26, 2010
Reparations	Repramation	Jim Norton Show #4
Revolve	Evolve
Ricardo Montalban	Roberto Montalban
Rich Vos	Rick Vos
Ridiculed	Riddleculed	July 12, 2012
Rob Schneider	Rob Snider
Rob Zombie	Rom Zobbie	June 26, 2013
Rocky Horror Picture Show	Rocky Picture Horror Show
[URL='http://img115.echo.cx/img115/4640/rr1gg.jpg']Rolls Royce[/URL]	Rose Rice
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Ron_and_Fez']Ron and Fez[/URL]	Ron and Flez
Roy Scheider	Roy Scheidner
Running Rampant	Running Rapid	Cleveland restaurant tour on O&A and Cleveland gig
Rupert Pupkin (Rich's comedic inspiration)	Rupert Pumpkin
Salvador Dali	Salmador Dali
San Quentin	San Qintin
Scaffolding	Scafold/Scaple
Schenectady, NY	Sknewectidty, NY
Scone	Sclone
Secede	Succeed
Secretariat (the horse, and the source for Vos' new dental implants)	Secretarius
Seinfeld	Seinfelt
"She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world."	"She had the best pussy in town."
Self-Explanatory	Explanatory	August 27, 2010
Sherlock Holmes	Sherlock Home (He also thought he was a real person)
Similar	Simular
Simmer	Stimmer
Sinéad O'Connor	Ginae O'Connor
Skee-Ball	Skittle Ball
Slide	Sliding Board
Soap Star	Stope Star
Souvlaki	Sivlakis
Spring chicken	Spring Poultry
Squeegee	Skreegee
Star Trek	Star Track
Star Wars	Store Wor	August 18, 2012
Step Father	Step Husband	March 30, 2010
Steve Buscemi	Steve Booshinny
Steward	Stort	November 5, 2010
Sticklers	Ticklers	January 20, 2011
Stokely Carmichael	Stokey Carmichael	July 23, 2010
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Vinnie_Brand']The Stress Factory[/URL]	The Stretch Factory	November 26, 2013
Stylus	Stylist	May 20, 2009
Supposedly	Supposevly	April 19, 2012
Supreme Court Justice	Supreme Corm Justice
Sushi	Shuchi
Suzanne Somers	Suzanne Sumner
Swastika	Swassika
Taken	Tooken	June 25, 2010
Terabyte	Tarabyte	April 26, 2010
Terrestrial radio	Terreskular radio
Thankful	Thankul	November 17, 2011
The Frog from "Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse"	Froggie
The Three Stooges	Three Stoogers
Time Warner	Tom Warner	April 26, 2010
Tortilla	Tortilia
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Toucher_and_Rich']Toucher and Rich[/URL]	Toucher and Tebow	April 26, 2010
Traditional	Chadishinal (which he said while playing Lenny Bruce on American Dreams)
Transition	Translation	April 30, 2009
Traumatized	Traumanized	October 11, 2010
Treadmill	Tredmail
Truth	Shroof
Tsunami	Tusami
Tweets (info feeds, a la [URL='http://twitter.com/']Twitter.com[/URL])	Twits
Vagisil	Vagiseal	February 23, 2011
Validator	Valitor	My Wife Hates me played on December 13, 2011
V.D. Clinic	D.V. Clinic
Venereal	Verial
Ventriloquist	Vantriloquist
Vince Vaughn	Vince Von	June 25, 2010
The Virgin Mary	Mother Mary
[URL='https://oapedia.com/oa/Wackbag']Wackbag[/URL]	Lackbag
Werewolf	Wayawolf	June 25, 2010
Wesley Snipes	Wesley Sipes
White Supremacist	White Superior	March 8, 2006
Wikipedia	Wookapedia	May 20, 2009
Wildebeest	Wilderbeast
Wilkes-Barre (Pennsylvania)	Wilkes Borrough
Wireless	Wileless	April 13, 2010
Wolfgang Puck (famed chef)	Wolfman Puck
Women's Lib	Women Libs
Worcester (pronounced "Wooster")	Worster
Written	Wroten
X-Ray glasses	3-D Glasses
"You stunk then, and you stink now."	"You stink then, and you stink now."

What a stumb mush mouse he is

 

[FingerofGod]

What a stumb mush mouse he is

Nice “mush mouse”, stupid.

 

[guest]

Nice “mush mouse”, stupid.

Did you read the Vos-cabulary?

 

[Nana Cumia]

Jesus christ Joe rogan is short

No no no that is comedian Aaron Berg.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

As funny as it would be for Vos to be a far right anti-Arab racist, someone gave him that shirt and he is too dumb to know what it means.

Kike boomer Vos is one of his better bits in recent memory

 

[FingerofGod]

Did you read the Vos-cabulary?

I can’t read.

 

[Shawn Peterson]

Here's da thing: Once referred to as a "rock with teeth".

Vos-cabulary​

English	Vos	Date
3:10 to Yuma	5:10 to Yumo	January 10, 2011
A Clockwork Orange	Clockworth Orange
A River Runs Through It	A River Run Throughs It
Abercrombie	Abercrobie	March 30, 2010
Adam Ferrara	Adam Fararo
Addict	Attic	April 13, 2010 & October 11, 2013
August: Osage County	August of Osage County	February 8, 2014
Alcatraz	Alcatrash	April 26, 2010
Allman Brothers	Almond Brothers
Amazon.com	Amazot.com
Ambulance	Ambalance
Angelina Jolie	Angela Jolie
Anxiety	Ang-ziety	January 10, 2011
Archie Bunker	Archie Buncher
Arguably	Argubly	January 30, 2013
Arrogance	Arrogancy	September 14, 2012
Ashton Kutcher	Asston Kushner
Asparagus	Sparagus
Astronomy	Astrology (debatable)
Atlanta	Alana
Attitude	Addatoot	October 11, 2010
Auschwitz	Aahschwitz
Bangladesh	Bongladesh	April 26, 2010 (among other dates)
Barack Obama	Oback
Barbecue	Picnic	September 16, 2010
Barbed wire	Bob Wire
Baskin-Robbins	Basking Robins
Bear in Livingston	Beer In Limmingston
Benedict Arnold	Benadick Arnold	September 3, 2008
Benicio Del Toro	Beneetcio Del Torio
Bermuda Triangle	Bermuda Twiangle	March 6, 2014
Bigger than Light	Bigger than Life	November 30, 2011
Bill Clinton	Bill Cliton	September 14, 2012
Bingo	Pingo
Birth certificate	Bersertificate
Black Friday	Black Monday
Bluetooth	Blue Teeth
Boa Constrictor	Bo Consthichler
Board Op	Knob Dialer
Boned	Boneded
Bonobo chimps	Bonnaboo chimps	March 18, 2010
The Borgias	The Borgees	August 17, 2012
Bought	Boughten
Brokerage	Bokerage
Buford Pusser (from Walking Tall)	Buford Puffers
Busy	Dizzy
Buzz Aldrin	Buzz Armstrong
Buzzard	Buzzart
Calgary Road	Calvery Road
Calogero (character from A Bronx Tale)	Caligula
Carcass	Caucus
Catchphrase	Cat Phrase	January 30, 2008
Carlos Mencia	Mencina
Cellulite	Sellalight
Celtic Price	Boston Pride	August 17,2012
Charlize Theron	Charlene Theron
Chazz Palminteri	Chazz Palomeri
Chaperone	Chapoarone	October 10, 2011
Christina Aguilera	Christine Aguleria
Cirque du Soleil	Circus Olay
Cloak	Clope
Coherent	Cohairant	June 25, 2010
College Tip's	College Ship
Come here	Cohere	April 13, 2010
Completely	Competely	August 27, 2010
Contraction (the reverse of expansion)	Detraction
Cosby Show	Cawsby Show	September 16, 2010
Craps table	Crap table	August 27, 2010
Diamond District	Dime District	September 16, 2010
DVD	DDD
David Duchovny	David Ducoveny
Decision	Dechisin
Dingo	Dingdo
Dinner and a Movie	Soup and a Sandwich
Discharge	Diskcharge
Discus	Diskit	January 28, 2005
District	Distric
Divorce Decree	Divorce Degree
Doctor's Office	Doctor Offices
Don Cheadle	Don Che-A-Del (the 'a' is silent)
Donkey	Dunky
Dumb	Stumb
Edmonton	Emmintun
East Bound And Down	East Bound Down	November 5, 2010
Energize	En-urge	November 26, 2013
Entree	Entry
E-Rock	Eeroy	January 31, 2011
Escalator	Excalator
Especially	Ecspecially	July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast)
Eurythmics	Arithmetics
Exercise	Ekercise
FaceTime	FacePhone
Faux pas	Paux fas	May 20, 2009
FIOS	FI-us	April 26, 2010
Firewire	Hotwires	April 13, 2010
"Flew the coop"	"Floop the coop"	January 20, 2011
Flying off the shelves	Flying off the table
From Dusk Til Dawn	Ducks Til Dawn	July 23, 2010
Frugal and Frivolous	Frugalous	January 20, 2011
Gargoyle	Gargyle
Gazelle	Jizelle	June 25, 2010
Gets in the way	Gettins away	June 1, 2010
Giovanni Ribisi	Giovanni Burdicci
Go Fish	Gold Fish
Godzilla	Gonzilla
Gonorrhea	Gondarhea
"Great minds think alike."	"Great minds think a lot."
Greg Kinnear	Greg Ginnear
Greta Van Susteren	Greta Van Suskin
Guantanamo Bay	Guanamo Bay
Guatemala	Gualemala
Halle Berry	Holly Berry
Halter Top	Alter Top
Hanna Barbera	Hanna Barbara
Headphones	Headspeakers
Headphones	Earspeakers	My Wife Hates Me podcast played December 13th, 2011
Hemoglobin	Hemoglobem
Here's the deal	Here's The Deer
Heroes (the TV series)	Hero
Homeland	Homlone	October 11, 2013
Holocaust	Hoe-Loe-Cost
Housing	Houcing (on Red Eye)	May 26, 2010
Humor	Umor
Hurry	Herry	August 27, 2010
Hysterectomy	Histerecto-meal
I'm a man's man	I'm a man, man
"If you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on."	"If you fall off the ladder, you got to get right back on."
In a coma	On a coma	July 23, 2010
Inanimate	Inadamant
Infuriate	Infurreate	May 15, 2014
Insignificant	Igsinificant
Insulation	Installation
Intelligence quotient	Intellectual Quiz/Intellectual Quotation
Interpreter	Interpretater	Jim Norton Show #4
Jack LaLanne	Jack Alane
Jägermeister	Jägermonster
Jake Gyllenhaal	Jake Dillenworth
Jake LaMotta	Jake Lamotto
James Gandolfini	James Gadafellini	July 23, 2010
Jesse Ventura	Jesse Vantora
Jehova's Witness	Jehoba's Witness	March 8, 2006
Jesus	Jeez	Rich's CD "I'm Killing Here"
Jingle Ball (radio station concert)	Jingle Bell, Jingle Balls
John Cusack	John Coozock
John Leguizamo	John Leggizamo
John Malkovich	John Malkovitz
Jovial	Jovul
Julia Child	Julia Childs
JV & Elvis	Elvis & Costello
Kanye West	Conway West
Karaoke	Kerokee	September 16, 2010
Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Kareem Abdo Jabbar	November 7, 2013
Kathy Bates	Kathleen Bates	January 31, 2011
Kazzoo	Quizzo	August 18, 2012
Kielbasa	Killbaso
Knowledge	Knowledgable	October 10, 2011
Kohl's (department store)	Colds
Krugerrand	Koogerand	July 23, 2010
Labia	Labeeuh	March 18, 2010
Lambasted	Lambashed
Laptop	Labtop	April 13, 2010
Law & Order: SVU	Law & Order SUV
Lean Cuisine	Lean Kazeene
Legitimate	Legitamint
Liam Neeson	Liam Nielsen, Liam Nelson
Liberate	Liberize
Library	Libary
Light-skinned	Light-Skinded
Little bit wrong	Little to wrong	March 30, 2010
'Lost in Translation'	'Lost in Transation'	January 20. 2011
Lovely	Flovely ("Next to Rosie, even Leona Helmsley looks flovely")
The Maiden Heist	The My-den Heist
Mardi Gras	Madri Grag/Marty Grass
Material	Mateeral	September 3, 2008
Matthew Broderick	Matthew Brodwick
Matthew McConaughey	Matthew Mcconnoly
Mavis Beacon	Mavis Beavis
MGM Grand	MGM Gram	October 11, 2013
Mike Birbiglia	Mike Birbiglio
Minimal	Miminal
Motel 6	Hotel 6
Mount Rushmore	Mountain In Rushmore
Multiple Sclerosis	Multiple Scerofis, Multiple Scerosis	November 5, 2010 (Multiple Scerosis)
Mush Mouth	Mush Mouse
Netflix	Net Flick
New Orleans	New Arleens
Newark, NJ	Nork (according to Vos, the "W" is silent)
Nicaragua	Nigger-Agua
Nicorette gum	Niggerette Gum
Nigro	Negro
Oatmeal	Oatmail
Obscure reference	Absurd Reference
Opie & Anthony animals	Opie and animals	Fridays with Jim Breuer, November 5, 2010
Panera Bread	Panero Bread	June 1, 2010
Paparazzi	Pavarotti, Pavaratzi
Paltalk	Paypal
Parasailing	Powersailing	April 27, 2005
Paul Bond	Joe Bond	June 25, 2010
Peep booth	Beep booth	November 24, 2010
Pele (soccer player)	Pay-A-Lay
Pentagon	Pentagog
Petering Out	Tetering Out
Per capita	Per capital	November 21, 2011
Pierce Brosnan	Pierce Bronson
Pillow	Pellow	September 14, 2012
Post traumatic	Post Dramatic
Planet	Plantet	March 18, 2010
Progeria	Progerio, Pojerria	June 25, 2010 (Pojerria)
Prom	Pron	October 10, 2011
Province	Providence	July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast)
Punch Line	Punk Chline
Pup Tent	Pump Tent	September 16, 2010
Quadriplegic	Quadrocollegic
Rags to riches	Rags To Richer
Rampant	Rapid
Real	Weal	March 18, 2010
Recognized	Reckanized	April 12, 2011
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Red Hot Chili Papers	June 26th, 2014
Reeses	Reeseez
Remote control	TV Thing
Rent-a-Center	Rent-a-Furniture	April 26, 2010
Reparations	Repramation	Jim Norton Show #4
Revolve	Evolve
Ricardo Montalban	Roberto Montalban
Rich Vos	Rick Vos
Ridiculed	Riddleculed	July 12, 2012
Rob Schneider	Rob Snider
Rob Zombie	Rom Zobbie	June 26, 2013
Rocky Horror Picture Show	Rocky Picture Horror Show
Rolls Royce	Rose Rice
Ron and Fez	Ron and Flez
Roy Scheider	Roy Scheidner
Running Rampant	Running Rapid	Cleveland restaurant tour on O&A and Cleveland gig
Rupert Pupkin (Rich's comedic inspiration)	Rupert Pumpkin
Salvador Dali	Salmador Dali
San Quentin	San Qintin
Scaffolding	Scafold/Scaple
Schenectady, NY	Sknewectidty, NY
Scone	Sclone
Secede	Succeed
Secretariat (the horse, and the source for Vos' new dental implants)	Secretarius
Seinfeld	Seinfelt
"She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world."	"She had the best pussy in town."
Self-Explanatory	Explanatory	August 27, 2010
Sherlock Holmes	Sherlock Home (He also thought he was a real person)
Similar	Simular
Simmer	Stimmer
Sinéad O'Connor	Ginae O'Connor
Skee-Ball	Skittle Ball
Slide	Sliding Board
Soap Star	Stope Star
Souvlaki	Sivlakis
Spring chicken	Spring Poultry
Squeegee	Skreegee
Star Trek	Star Track
Star Wars	Store Wor	August 18, 2012
Step Father	Step Husband	March 30, 2010
Steve Buscemi	Steve Booshinny
Steward	Stort	November 5, 2010
Sticklers	Ticklers	January 20, 2011
Stokely Carmichael	Stokey Carmichael	July 23, 2010
The Stress Factory	The Stretch Factory	November 26, 2013
Stylus	Stylist	May 20, 2009
Supposedly	Supposevly	April 19, 2012
Supreme Court Justice	Supreme Corm Justice
Sushi	Shuchi
Suzanne Somers	Suzanne Sumner
Swastika	Swassika
Taken	Tooken	June 25, 2010
Terabyte	Tarabyte	April 26, 2010
Terrestrial radio	Terreskular radio
Thankful	Thankul	November 17, 2011
The Frog from "Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse"	Froggie
The Three Stooges	Three Stoogers
Time Warner	Tom Warner	April 26, 2010
Tortilla	Tortilia
Toucher and Rich	Toucher and Tebow	April 26, 2010
Traditional	Chadishinal (which he said while playing Lenny Bruce on American Dreams)
Transition	Translation	April 30, 2009
Traumatized	Traumanized	October 11, 2010
Treadmill	Tredmail
Truth	Shroof
Tsunami	Tusami
Tweets (info feeds, a la Twitter.com)	Twits
Vagisil	Vagiseal	February 23, 2011
Validator	Valitor	My Wife Hates me played on December 13, 2011
V.D. Clinic	D.V. Clinic
Venereal	Verial
Ventriloquist	Vantriloquist
Vince Vaughn	Vince Von	June 25, 2010
The Virgin Mary	Mother Mary
Wackbag	Lackbag
Werewolf	Wayawolf	June 25, 2010
Wesley Snipes	Wesley Sipes
White Supremacist	White Superior	March 8, 2006
Wikipedia	Wookapedia	May 20, 2009
Wildebeest	Wilderbeast
Wilkes-Barre (Pennsylvania)	Wilkes Borrough
Wireless	Wileless	April 13, 2010
Wolfgang Puck (famed chef)	Wolfman Puck
Women's Lib	Women Libs
Worcester (pronounced "Wooster")	Worster
Written	Wroten
X-Ray glasses	3-D Glasses
"You stunk then, and you stink now."	"You stink then, and you stink now."

Hard to believe he used to suck dick for crack and buy hotdogs on credit.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I appreciate that they won't stop this tour until every single Palestinian child is wiped off the face of the earth

fucking based Vos

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Fuck Palestine. Fuck the illiterate desert rats. Fuck their children that they radicalize from birth. Fuck Muslims in general. Based Israel.

 

[LingerLonger]

Based Israel.

Who let these kikes into the forums?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Lying old kike