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[guest]

He's such a bad writer. No distinguishable style, trying hard to use big words, just a mess. Fat, too.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’ll be writing this while drunk and alone on Christmas. Hope hooligans is closed so the staff can have a holiday away from the pig.

Those poor bastards really need a break. They have to keep him around for the $1 tips a drink. It’s what keeps the bar open. I can’t imagine what they have to put up with because of him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy writing Christmas related stories? But I thought he was a big smart atheist and Jesus is for stupid people unless you’re Joe Biden then it’s ok to be Catholic even though the Catholic Church has a long history of not being woke.

I think Piggy is “writing” this slop to distract himself that he will be spending Christmas alone because everybody hates him. Packers play on Christmas so he might not be even able to watch it at a bar since they will prob be closed so again piggy will be alone. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Piggy writing Christmas related stories? But I thought he was a big smart atheist and Jesus is for stupid people unless you’re Joe Biden then it’s ok to be Catholic even though the Catholic Church has a long history of not being woke.

I think Piggy is “writing” this slop to distract himself that he will be spending Christmas alone because everybody hates him. Packers play on Christmas so he might not be even able to watch it at a bar since they will prob be closed so again piggy will be alone. Oopsie Doodles!

Prepare for a picture of his WIP on the computer screen and A Muppet Christmas playing on the TV in the background Christmas night while he is home alone and drunk.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Those poor bastards really need a break. They have to keep him around for the $1 tips a drink. It’s what keeps the bar open. I can’t imagine what they have to put up with because of him.

Since they are small town local bars they should be closed for Christmas, at least during the day. That staff deserves to be with family and away from the meatloaf monster of Milwaukee. I’m convinced he doesn’t even drink that much and nurses his beers since he’s so distracted with twitter. Some of his “writing” bar photos show 1-2 beers followed by tea and sodas. He takes up valuable space, spends prob 20-25 in beer over a couple hours and never buys anyone else a drink / shot.

 

[AntSucks]

The SJWs already got to Dickens. That's probably why Marvel won't touch Patrick's masterpiece

Racism in the work of Charles Dickens - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[guest]

Woman at bar: whats that?
Fatrick: oh this? It's a story I'm working in where tiny tim--
Bartender: Christmas chambord, it just came in. Want a sample?
Woman at bar: yes please!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Prepare for a picture of his WIP on the computer screen and A Muppet Christmas playing on the TV in the background Christmas night while he is home alone and drunk.

I’m guessing sometime between now and Christmas he will oink about it being ok to not spend Christmas with Nazi republicans

 

[Will Tate]

Can’t come up with something 100% original. Needs to take someone else’s idea/work, change it up a bit and call it his own. Will Tate knows what I’m talkin’ about

This shit's just straight ripping off League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, just with different Victorian-era literary characters. Fucking shameless. I shat out an action figure file card the other day that I guarantee is more creative and better written than anything he's ever published.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I hate his fat fucking love of sentence fragments.

 

[guest]

Good Lord is that first paragraph verbose. And following it with "Marley among them" is nonsensical given the ambiguity of "them". The subject of his previous sentence is "the many earthly virtues [honesty]" which renders "Marley among them" nonsense. He wants "them" to refer to the "Spirits" (presumably), but it is way too difficult for professional writer Pat to thread that needle. The last sentence of that first paragraph is an absolute trainwreck.

The second paragraph is 2 sentences. The first sentence is 3 words. The second is close to 40.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

The josiah article would have 20 of these pages.


gullible pat.

It's one of the best part of all of Apostlegate, the lies he was willing to believe because he thought finally someone, somewhere would give a fuck

 

[Raymond]

Cormac McGirthy

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's one of the best part of all of Apostlegate, the lies he was willing to believe because he thought finally someone, somewhere would give a fuck

"It's nice to have someone finally paying attention. I've been screaming into the void for 3 years."

 

[TomFromNawlins]

So I’m going to blatantly rip off Dickens’ style in the opening page, call it a WIP, show it off to my “following”—a handful of trannies and the people who mock me—and then never finish it. Let’s do this! Let’s fucking GOOOOOOO”

#amwriting #amstealing

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Another productive day that resulting in $0.00. One year and piggy’s work has not attracted a publisher of any kind. Oopsie doodles!

 

[Stent]

It's never "Remember when I joked that I needed a CV to get a job. Fuck it, we're doing this."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's never "Remember when I joked that I needed a CV to get a job. Fuck it, we're doing this."

He’s such a lunatic he really believes he can get a job just by tweeting an account. I’m sure he tells Niki the offers will be rolling in any day now, wife-child.

 

[guest]

Unemployed, broke writer goes to national writer's convention and does zero networking but hits every tourist trap in DC he can find. #amwriting #amowingQuasi24k

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This writing thing just isn't working out for the big guy