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Too short. I’d rather fuck the Chappelle lady who looks kind of mannish. I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she’s a Disney broad. Expect to see a Miley Cyrus arc.
I do agree she’s a little short, but that makes them easier to manhandle.Too short. I’d rather fuck the Chappelle lady who looks kind of mannish. I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she’s a Disney broad. Expect to see a Miley Cyrus arc.
I’m a hulking 6 foot tall and I don’t like short girls. If I’m going to date a multimillionaire pop star then she’d better be at least 5’8.I do agree she’s a little short, but that makes them easier to manhandle.
Chappel seems bitter at men in her songs, so she’s either going to be a fantastic fuck or a total dead fish
More like Synagogue Roan!!!
Sabrina Carpenter's Barbie face weirds me out and makes me want to kick it, but I wouldn't last more than 2 minutes inside her bodyShe’s 26 so she’s too old for you. Also I called her ass delicious so I maintain my status of unapologetically masculine.
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She’s definitely hot but there’s something off putting about how she looks.Sabrina Carpenter's Barbie face weirds me out and makes me want to kick it, but I wouldn't last more than 2 minutes inside her body
Her face looks AI-generated for the prompt of "cute blonde teenage Barbie". It's uncanny valley.She’s definitely hot but there’s something off putting about how she looks.
She’s definitely hot but there’s something off putting about how she looks.
Yeah, I mean of COURSE it sounds gay and awful to me. It's not for me. None of that retarded pop horseshit is aimed at me. The only thing gayer than pretending to be outraged by it is pretending to like it.I’d fuck the shit out of her. Yeah her fame is manufactured, she’s a pop star. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? This is Nana levels of stretching to find something to be mad about. It’s music made for 14 year old girls, nobody is trying to or interested in forcing you to listen to it.
Too short. I’d rather fuck the Chappelle lady who looks kind of mannish. I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she’s a Disney broad. Expect to see a Miley Cyrus arc.
Based on that description there's nothing more tailor made for you.Yeah, I mean of COURSE it sounds gay and awful. It's not for me.
I would, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all of you (except the guy posting the nipple shot) are FAGGOTS
Public car crash. I actually searched the damn songHot to Go is the greatest pop song in years. The last one this good was Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars in 2012.
Once in a decade pop banger.
Neckbeards are always right.Very, very, good post. Last week in off-topic some people where saying they would bang TALL girls because they were TALLER than them. Are we back in the 2000's with neckbeards saying "knees too pointy, 2/10, wouldnt bang"? FAGGOTS
You need to join the pink belly club.Then watch the Pink Pony Club music video.
Hot to Go is the greatest pop song in years. The last one this good was Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars in 2012.
Once in a decade pop banger.
Are we back in the 2000's with neckbeards saying "knees too pointy, 2/10, wouldnt bang"? FAGGOTS
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