Catch of the day. Any takers?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can I also

Can I also be godfather to your autistic kids?

Only if you’re okay with the very real possibility that you’re going to have to raise them for one reason or another.

 

[Phish]

It looks like it ate 9 grams of mushrooms then took this picture. Between the eyes being nothing but pupil and the concerned expression on its face, its just a very uncomfortable pic.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Only if you’re okay with the very real possibility that you’re going to have to raise them for one reason or another.

Me raising your autistic kids would be a good bit. I'm in.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Me raising your autistic kids would be a good bit. I'm in.

Reads like a sitcom.

 

[eggfeller]

i would set her on fire just as a precaution

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I fall in love so easily.

Are you obsessed yet? Perhaps kiss them?

 

[Meownaw]

Ugly autistic/fat women have the most psychotic, entitled demands on dating apps. It's never not funny to me.

If you voted for trump swipe left! Yeah I'm sure those Trump supporters are dying to date a 300lb whale with a shaved head.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

She's not looking too good

 

[UnPRePared]

You interested in being my best man? I’m going to go ahead and assume almost none of my family would show up for dis goof.

Christ, you at least have an open bar, I'll sing at your fucking wedding under a pseudonym.

What? It's a good goof and no one knows who the fuck I am in America anyway.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Christ, you at least have an open bar, I'll sing at your fucking wedding under a pseudonym.

What? It's a good goof and no one knows who the fuck I am in America anyway.

Your pseudonym can be Ray Wilson.

 

[UnPRePared]

Your pseudonym can be Ray Williams.

Or Way Rilson.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Or Way Rilson.

I fucked up your name and you caught me before I could change it. You could always perform under Joe Cumia if you so please. There’s two medium sized turkey sandwiches in it for you and all the red Powerade you can drink.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Contact her as Pat.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Gorgeous hair, nicer than @captain_kamala's

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Gorgeous hair, nicer than @captain_kamala's

“Ohhh shit, you got her in battle mode.”
Probably one of my favorite Ant stories.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Contact her as Pat.

They have a lot in common tbf. Both fat and autistic. Neither of them work.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They have a lot in common tbf. Both fat and autistic. Neither of them work.

Nikki might arm wrestle him for her.

 

[guest]

How do these white trash bitches afford so many tattoos?

 

[UnPRePared]

I fucked up your name and you caught me before I could change it. You could always perform under Joe Cumia if you so please. There’s two medium sized turkey sandwiches in it for you and all the red Powerade you can drink.

"So so so so so so so you're sayin' that POZZED POZNANS don't believe in the glory of the U S N' A? Guess when you're from a land of the CONQUERED rather than a land of the CONQUERORS, you don't know what FREEDOM is! And now I'm going right into 'Layla'!"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"So so so so so so so you're sayin' that POZZED POZNANS don't believe in the glory of the U S N' A? Guess when you're from a land of the CONQUERED rather than a land of the CONQUERORS, you don't know what FREEDOM is! And now I'm going right into 'Layla'!"

I want to have a real classy wedding though. Can you do good Kid Rock cover songs?