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"Cars aren't built like they used to be. They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever."
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He's very stupid you see. Getting a 1.7 GPA isn't easy. You have to be a special kind of stupid to achieve that.
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If things keep going bad (Niki’s mom cuts them off) Pat going to have to take some entry level job at a car dealership or have to sell cars again. Better yet - auto zone clerk. I get an employee discount, child.
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He's such a terrible writer that faking being an author was a worse offense. Halfwit mechanic blogger is a more bearable identity.
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Wait...doesnt building something better means maintenance is less of an issue
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If 1.2 had said that cars are more complex than they used to be, he might have had a point. But then if he‘d be a lot less entertaining if he wasn’t a pants shitting retard.
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If only he put the same thought into his own personal health.
But then here we are.
But then here we are.
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Not when you have a 1.2 brain, it doesn't.
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I think the last time I saw an own goal this bad, he got shot in the streets of Medellín a week later.Do you think he had a moment of peace thinking he finally found an outlet that the stlakers would never find? Only then to hand it over on a silver platter to a rascal texting him.
So there's hope.
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Wouldnt be surprised if there isnt at least 5 of these we havent found yet.Do you think he had a moment of peace thinking he finally found an outlet that the stlakers would never find? Only then to hand it over on a silver platter to a rascal texting him.
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Dan Mullen lookin ass nigga
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This. There was also that PSTWrites or some shit that someone found which was even younger than Porkomatic.
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Correct me if im wrong but Pat doesn't even own a garage right? Where does said maintenance take place. Also nobody would read a blog in 2022 when you can just type "Ford Mustang loose steering" into YouTube and get a 20 minute breakdown of how to corrrrrect it"