Canadiana, best and worst

[PickleRickle]

 

[guest]

apparently it depends where you are. Milk Bags are a very Ontario thing. In Vancouver they are alien.

I just like to freak Americans out because they see this and they're always like dafuq?

 

[Turk February]

this is like the most southern Ontario thing ever made, grew up watching these guys every friday

edit : the stds are far and few

 

[guest]

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Would.

 

[PickleRickle]

Would.

I'd vacuum up all of her dust bunnies to plunge into that big comfy cooch

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just like to freak Americans out because they see this and they're always like dafuq?

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I like that they think we just have a giant plastic bag full of milk precariously balanced in our fridges and scoop it out with a ladle or something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember Dudley the Dragon? That show sucked.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

We never got the snake guy or the owl guy. One time we picked apart owl pellets (owl hairballs, basically) and found a bunch of little critter bones in them though. That was cool.

My kids did that today.

 

[guest]

I'd vacuum up all of her dust bunnies to plunge into that big comfy cooch

I bet you a grand she has a full bush the way a proper Canadian woman should.

I like that they think we just have a giant plastic bag full of milk precariously balanced in our fridges and scoop it out with a ladle or something.

Wait, you guys don't do that? That must just be a Québec thing lol.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My kids did that today.

That rules!

 

[Turk February]

Big Comfy Couch may give me a complex, I'm glad I didn't watch it

 

[PickleRickle]

Its someones job to walk in the woods and collect owl shit, so that Ontarian schoolkids can than pick through it for reasons.
I too picked through the pellets. Why. What does Big Pellet want with us?

 

[guest]

Big Comfy Couch may give me a complex, I'm glad I didn't watch it

I bet she had a big comfy muff

 

[New Name]

Brent Butt

 

[Turk February]

Brent Butt

Ew hes so shit. Americans will never understand the shit we had to watch, and how bad the people involved were. Corner Gas was our 911.

 

[PickleRickle]

WWAWD Fred mothafuckin Penner?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ew hes so shit. Americans will never understand the shit we had to watch, and how bad the people involved were. Corner Gas was our 911.

I liked his stand up bit about Fabio getting nailed in the face by a goose (a Canada goose) on a rollercoaster.

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD Fred mothafuckin Penner?

My nigga

 

[Turk February]

I liked his stand up bit about Fabio getting nailed in the face by a goose (a Canada goose) on a rollercoaster.

apparently even at the peak of his fame he didn't tip at restaurants and would cause a scene