Canadian faggots

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

You know what's been doing it for me, softcore shit. Don't know why.

Absolutely based.

When you get bored of cooming to super hot girls and edgy shit, it’s regenerative to go back to the classics.

For all the ridiculous shit I’ve coomed over,

for all the times I looked at my ex-GF’s mom’s tits then thought of her while I fucked my GF,

for all the parking lots I’ve jerked off in after creepshotting a sloot at Kroger,

for all the times I’ve put a chair under my doorhandle at work while I jerk off,

NOTHING hits like the first time I saw this Brittany music vid and jerked off on my grandma’s bed while my parents were in Canada for a weekend.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

But you are Canadian? Welcome to the family.

bet you complain about brown people while being a filthy immigrant.

 

[Turk February]

bet you complain about brown people while being a filthy immigrant.

Are you native? You're a fucking immigrant. I came here on the points system. My family has paid more tax than you could imagine. I'm more Canadian than most Canadians.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Are you native? You're a fucking immigrant. I came here on the points system. My family has paid more tax than you could imagine. I'm more Canadian than most Canadians.

I bet you think sacre bleu is a french swear... you disgust me... dont try to be the resident canadian and talking about "ketchup chips"

 

[Turk February]

I bet you think sacre bleu is a french swear... you disgust me... dont try to be the resident canadian and talking about "ketchup chips"

Ketchup chips are exclusive to Canada. They're Canadian. Cry more. Bitch.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Absolutely based.

When you get bored of cooming to super hot girls and edgy shit, it’s regenerative to go back to the classics.

For all the ridiculous shit I’ve coomed over,

for all the times I looked at my ex-GF’s mom’s tits then thought of her while I fucked my GF,

for all the parking lots I’ve jerked off in after creepshotting a sloot at Kroger,

for all the times I’ve put a chair under my doorhandle at work while I jerk off,

NOTHING hits like the first time I saw this Brittany music vid and jerked off on my grandma’s bed while my parents were in Canada for a weekend.

Every time I went upstairs grandma made me leave the door open, so when this video premiered on MTV and I was laying the opposite way on the bed, she was wise to the game. She yelled at me seconds before I jizzed into some kleenexes over the mere sight of Britney’s belly.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Ketchup chips are exclusive to Canada. They're Canadian. Cry more. Bitch.

they arent you dirty filthy little orc.

 

[Turk February]

Every time I went upstairs grandma made me leave the door open, so when this video premiered on MTV and I was laying the opposite way on the bed, she was wise to the game. She yelled at me seconds before I jizzed into some kleenexes over the mere sight of Britney’s belly.

You might be my new favorite forum member. The end of the year elections for president of the Wyyz forums is gunna be tough.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

You might be my new favorite forum member. The end of the year elections for president of the Wyyz forums is gunna be tough.

"Like me senpai!"

 

[Turk February]

"Like me senpai!"

Quit being a cunt. No one knows you, no one likes you. You're noise.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

My grandma was Polish so of course she didn’t eat real vegetables-just potatoes. She and my uncle would reek up the bathroom with their 40-minute Polish shits, but then I would go in and look at the adult video ads in the TV Guide.

One thumbnail was enough. I would jerk off standing in front of the sink and mirror with the window open to air out their working class pork shits.

I’d cum in the sink and wash it down bc I believed they would know if I used too much toilet paper for my jizz.

They’d never figure out why I was in there for 20 minutes using all the Jergen’s though

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Quit being a cunt. No one knows you, no one likes you. You're noise.

you the one sliding into my DMs...

 

[Turk February]

you the one sliding into my DMs...

Absolutely true. I just wanted to know this one thing.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Absolutely true. I just wanted to know this one thing.

yeah I didn't mean to put you on blast like that. It just amused me to do as such.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

They did this scene as a joke, but imagine how many times Louie jerked off to this cute little angel, this alt right pixie dream girl??

She is forever stained just for being on set with Louie. He probably at the very least rubbed her face towels on his ballsack
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[iFapToJusticeGorak]

They did this scene as a joke, but imagine how many times Louie jerked off to this cute little angel, this alt right pixie dream girl??

She is forever stained just for being on set with Louie. He probably at the very least rubbed her face towels on his ballsack
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Sick and god damn tired of photos not attaching correctly when I want my bros to coom to her

 

[Turk February]

And if you want to embarrass me by releasing the DMs I give you permission @stillreal2medammit

 

[Niggerotchi]

While you snored and drooled i fucked your love.

 

[Turk February]

drooled

Hah! You fucked a guy! Fag!

 

[Niggerotchi]

Hah! You fucked a guy! Fag!

She called me baby while I called her daddy and she slapped my ass.