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Yes, I also agree he is around 510,260 pounds, yes.
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The gay virgin fatrick
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I just vomited. Thanks.
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nope. I doubt he’s had consensual sex in many years.
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I wouldn’t fuck him with @captain_kamala’s dick
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shut up you fucking nigger die in a fire i don't have a dick but if i did it would be bigger than yours
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"Your ass slaps, child".
"Your pus- your womanhood just hits different".
"Your pus- your womanhood just hits different".
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My guess is he’s asexual at this point, but if he does luck into anything close to intercourse he probably breathes heavier and makes funnier faces than Gandolfini.
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"Pat's Traumatized Fern"
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He doesn't have the ability to be on top so the last time he had sex was before Nikki blew up and got too fat to be on top as well
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I don't know if it's true or not, but i heard that once a month Pat goes to a "Piggy Party" in which he is the star of the show. Apparently, it's held in an abandoned cheese factory somewhere in Wisconsin, Pat will strip naked, get on all fours on an inflatable mattress and dozens of pasty, fat midwestern slobs will line up to viciously pork his shitter whilst he squeals with joy.
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His tits and fatbody jiggle like a walrus fucking
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This sounds farfetched, they wouldn't use an inflatable mattress.
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I heard from reliable sources that they use an inflatable one because it's easier to wipe down, lotta crisco, cum and meatloaf shit on that mattress, let me tell ya.
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I stand corrected then. Forgive my earlier prying but we don't want unsubstantiated rumors about Patrick to spread.
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It's okay brotherman, i understand. I too would dislike it if rumours or half truths about Patrick S. Tomlinson spread. Only truths are acceptable, for example.. the rumour that the Piggy Parties ended due to the police shutting them down for illegal gambling, also the rumour that the type of gambling they would indulge in was something called "Sniffy Pig Sniffy" where all the men would lay down with their bare asses in the air, one of which had a truffle embedded in their rectum, they would then release Pat into the room and bet on how long it took him to find it.
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I imagine Rick during sex so I'll last longer.
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You don't think it would be hot and sexy to have this hovering over you, sweating profusely, drooling everywhere, and struggling so hard to breathe that you think he'll die at any second and crush you to death?
Kiss me, child. For I am handsome and fit
Bonus disgust:
Patrick wants to abandon a cartoon character
Kiss me, child. For I am handsome and fit
Bonus disgust:
Patrick wants to abandon a cartoon character
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Patrick S. Tomlinson only had six with nigger babies.