Can you get out of jury duty by saying you hate niggers and native Americans?

[Carl Winslow]

I’m all about being honest

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Carl Winslow]

I’m going in yelling this speech:

 

[LiberalPussy]

I’m going in yelling this speech:

 

[aRTie02150]

What am I some trend setter?

I talked about Jury Duty a few days ago and now you're here asking about it?

Nigger Jim...

 

[wbgreen]

These days, yes. Used to be, that was the requirement to get on the jury.

I call those the good old days.

 

[Carl Winslow]

What am I some trend setter?

I talked about Jury Duty a few days ago and now you're here asking about it?

Nigger Jim...

I just got my letter In the mail. Must of missed your thread?

 

[aRTie02150]

I just got my letter In the mail. Must of missed your thread?

.....you missing a thread?

Again, Nigger Jim....

 

[DiarrheaDick]

If it's not a summons, just don't answer it.

 

[Phish]

You can get out of jury duty by saying you dont agree with the legal system and would make an awful juror. Instantly get out of jury duty.

 

[guest]

Why does everybody want to get out of jury duty? People like Patrick look forward to shit like that. If you ever get falsely accused of a crime, do you want Patrick deciding your fate, or a reasonable person?

 

[The Greaseman]

You should tell the judge you are a criminal stlaker personally under police investigation for multiple crimes.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Do they ask you shit on day one like that?

I have no issue telling them that the legal system is ran by jews and commie faggots. the court house is in one of the most leftist parts of the USA. I'll tell them that trans members are nothing more than child fuckers.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Jury awaits, child. Wait quietly for the knock

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Had a few people tell me they got out of it by claiming they know prosecutor

 

[Milk74]

Solid strategy.

 

[Phish]

Had a few people tell me they got out of it by claiming they know prosecutor

I know a woman who got out of it because she knew me, the defendant. She was my ex-bosses wife and we didnt like each other so i called her out.

 

[Phish]

Do they ask you shit on day one like that?

I have no issue telling them that the legal system is ran by jews and commie faggots. the court house is in one of the most leftist parts of the USA. I'll tell them that trans members are nothing more than child fuckers.

I think youre supposed to write the court beforehand about not liking the courts, but i can guarantee you if you say that ^ the day of, the judge may try for some jewish contempt of his courtroom or some gay shit. Idk. Plus @Blacknigger Jones is right now that I actually think about it. I couldnt take a day off work for $25 they give you or whatever though.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I think youre supposed to write the court beforehand about not liking the courts, but i can guarantee you if you say that ^ the day of, the judge may try for some jewish contempt of his courtroom or some gay shit. Idk. Plus @Blacknigger Jones is right now that I actually think about it. I couldnt take a day off work for $25 they give you or whatever though.

I did the question thing, but they didn't ask?

 

[Carl Winslow]

They said you can bring a book; I'll bring one with Hitler on the front.