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Can You Explain This Joke to Me?

Caverlock

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Rick Performing in Front of a Packed Booth in 2015:





She likes 3 dicks at once?




Also, is it bad if you have to say this early in your big stand-up show?




It reminded me of Scorch begging the people at the bar to turn around and hear why he and Nick Carpinelli do what they do.
 

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Oh god that 3d joke was terrible. It makes no sense because he said "the 3d". If he meant 'dicks' then the sentence would mean 'she loves the 3 dicks'. What 3 dicks? It's a terrible joke that should have been scrapped the minute he thought of it. I love the girl who starts laughing at how badly he bombed. And yea the second part is exactly like the Scorch show they did at the bar. "If you would just turn around for a second". God I loved when they shit on Scorch.
 

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Little, baby, child. That's just not how this works. If you have to explain a joke, then it's no longer funny.

Haha... 3D... holy shiiiit....

Where is this video from btw, I've never seen it before.
It's one of the Cthulhu Comedy Collective shows he had 42Lounge (the venue) delete. I downloaded them before they did it.

The other one is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse.
 
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It's one of the Cthulhu Comedy Collective shows he had 42Lounge (the venue) delete. I downloaded them before they did it.

The other one is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse.
I can't believe he made them delete them. Usually he has no shame. Do you have a reupload of the way worse one?

Also, did you manage to download his Eistenstein Effect interview before she took it down? lol.
 

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I can't believe he made them delete them. Usually he has no shame. Do you have a reupload of the way worse one?

Also, did you manage to download his Eistenstein Effect interview before she took it down? lol.
I didn't get that one. Based on some tweets I saw, I think that video was pulled prior to Norm/11. Pre-O&A people were using it to poke fun at him, and that must not be allowed.
 

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You could almost make it work by splitting it up a little and misdirecting on the first clause:

"I sprang for 3D because, you know, there's three of them ...and my girl loves the D."

It's still a shit joke, though; and it bugs me that not only is the punchline so weak and hackneyed, the structure's wrong, too.
 

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I didn't get that one. Based on some tweets I saw, I think that video was pulled prior to Norm/11. Pre-O&A people were using it to poke fun at him, and that must not be allowed.
It's a long shot but have you considered asking her directly? She seems like a nice enough lady who realized how awful Pat is and disassociated herself from him right away. If she won't give you the episode, maybe she'd shed some light on why she deleted it (though we already know why).

 
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You could almost make it work by splitting it up a little and misdirecting on the first clause:

"I sprang for 3D because, you know, there's three of them ...and my girl loves the D."

It's still a shit joke, though; and it bugs me that not only is the punchline so weak and hackneyed, the structure's wrong, too.
Nobody tells Mama Raven's special funny boy how to properly structure a joke or write a decent punchline.
 
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I love that tweet where he tells one of the comedians that an event is cancelled and comedian is like "no I'm pretty sure it's still on." And then Patrick tweets the host asking why he said it was cancelled and host is like 🤷‍♂️

He was so awful and so universally unliked that he was getting disinvited from open mic nights.
 
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