Can we use our autism to determine the height of the vandal?

[BakersfieldChimp]

They must go to the same shitty barber

Her name is Jeana, child.

 

[EraGodless]

Let's not forget that the vandal took the totally illogical route of coming from the front of the house, round the side and to the back garden to get to his bike. When they could have just walked down a public alley.

Some would say that the fat moron just come out of his back door.

But noooo child. Because this crazy stlaker actually brought two different pens with them.
so that they could write on his wooden sidings, little letters with a ballpoint pen. And then a chisel tipped marker for the bike. that explains why they didn't use the alley, they desperately needed to scrawl the gay virgin fatrick.

While doing these acts of vandalism, is walking around with their phone in hand, screen on.

Lotta fawkin problems with his story

If it can be proven that it's Patrick in the video, then he definitely swatted himself. I wish there was a smoking gun to definitively prove it's Pat- it's obvious, but unfortunately that's not proof.

** He may not have committed all of the swattings, but he atleast did he a few of them and that would be enough for him to enjoy prison.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Nice steps for giants, stupid

You’ll have to excuse faggot @N64 Cube. As you can see, he is retarded. Btw, his ugly fat bitch of a wife died from cancer a few months ago (lol). She was the man of the house and took care of everything. Asshole doesn’t know 1 thing about his house

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

What was the name of that handwriting analyst the bbboys interviewed? I’m thinking Dan should contact her about how much it would cost for fellow friends of da show to do some handwriting analysis..

 

[guest]

Let's not forget that the vandal took the totally illogical route of coming from the front of the house, round the side and to the back garden to get to his bike. When they could have just walked down a public alley.

Damn, ANOTHER point I hadn't considered! Yes, no chance in hell a vandal wouldn't stick to the back alley.

 

[despacito69]

Taking everything into consideration, he appears to be a 6-foot, 220-pound trained fighter, probably a green beret with non-trivial knife-fighting skills.

A natural tough guy, you could say

 

[BUBBLER]

You’ll have to excuse faggot @N64 Cube. As you can see, he is retarded. Btw, his ugly fat bitch of a wife died from cancer a few months ago (lol). She was the man of the house and took care of everything. Asshole doesn’t know 1 thing about his house

Seems a bit harsh, no? What did this 64 guy ever do to you?

 

[guest]

I just realized all a kiwifarmer would have to do is text rick saying the vandal looks 5'9" and Rick may correcT them with the real height.

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

Without knowing the angle of the camera, all we can do is estimate.

 

[PogromStallone]

Has this been done yet? What is the make and model of that table and how tall is it? I imagine it's some cheap crap?

I'm fairly certain someone actually did do that. I think they used the size of his shoe to figure it out.

 

[Phish]

You’ll have to excuse faggot @N64 Cube. As you can see, he is retarded. Btw, his ugly fat bitch of a wife died from cancer a few months ago (lol). She was the man of the house and took care of everything. Asshole doesn’t know 1 thing about his house

Seems a bit harsh, no? What did this 64 guy ever do to you?

Yea for real. Dont be a faggot skatole. Seems like performative cruelty and you being a dickhead for really no reason. Ive seen brothaman N64Cube around a lot longer ive seen you around. Id bet 90% of people around here dont even know who you are.

 

[guest]

. Ive seen brothaman N64Cube around a lot longer ive seen you around. Id bet 90% of people around here dont even know who you are.

shut the fuck up. who cares. you cling to the "seniority/community/old sub" thing because that's how you get *any* kind of ribs, you havent said anything funny in years because your synapses are fried from all the chinese fent. make sure to wipe that drool off your keyboard.
maybe n64cube shouldn't have married a fat bitch, or share the intimate details of his life on a punjabi 2003 xenforo board

 

[Phish]

you havent said anything funny in years

Maybe its the fent…I mustve forgot about your constant knee slappers. Ive never claimed to be the funniest person here but you honestly think youre still hilarious? Ive got some bad news if you think you are…

 

[The Talking Dead]

If it can be proven that it's Patrick in the video, then he definitely swatted himself. I wish there was a smoking gun to definitively prove it's Pat- it's obvious, but unfortunately that's not proof.

** He may not have committed all of the swattings, but he atleast did he a few of them and that would be enough for him to enjoy prison.

I really hope MPD are going to investigate him properly now he's trying to sue them. There's no way he wasn't involved in at least a few of those swats.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Dumb fuck walked right into Covid bitch even though he had twenty feet to the right. And that lady is dressed like the joker.

It could be a troon, 6'0 225lb Pat is only an inch or so taller. Can't be any other explanation.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I showed that video to my friend once, who doesn't really know much about Pat, and the first thing out of his mouth was "Isn't that him?".

I remember embarrassingly watching JDA's podcast and everyone's instant reaction when he played the video was "wait that's him"

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

He also claimed he would never wear the vandal's ugly ass Bruno Magli shoes, but he was later found to be photographed at a Packers game wearing that very brand!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He looks to be about 6’2” (glamour height if I’ve ever witnessed one) and 225 pound trained fighter. Who else claims this as their description. I mean he’s so disciplined he doesent even react to a light coming on he has no idea exists.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I love the fact the vandal carried a phone with the screen on, ignored a motion sensor light, and I would assume filmed himself doing the vandalism, yet never posted it online. I mean why would you film it, if you were never going to share it. That’s just creating un-necessary evidence for the police when the inevitable knock comes and you finally go to prison, stlaker.

 

[guest]

About the same height as this guy from a video on Apostlegate.net

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I have literally been to craft shows with my girlfriend that were held in a parking lot in Minneapolis that have had twenty times the amount of people as Pat's events.