I have an uncontrollable urge to call you a fucking faggotsexy time.
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I have an uncontrollable urge to call you a fucking faggotsexy time.
We're talking 23 year olds here, not preteens.Avoid her friends, they will use your age against you and talk shit to her about you.
Don't talk to me like I'm a beta, broski. I'm a pussy slayer. These bitches can't resist my alphaness.I have an uncontrollable urge to call you a fucking faggot
Everyone here looks like that except @gassersDon't talk to me like I'm a beta, broski. I'm a pussy slayer. These bitches can't resist my alphaness.
If she's been an adult for 5 years, I think you're ok, brotherman.Can I take this woman out, or am I being a ghoulish abomination preying upon youth, like that vampire Anthony Cumia?
They don't ever stop being petty gossips.We're talking 23 year olds here, not preteens.
feeling creepy due to a perfectly harmless age gap is the result of ugly/old women successfully guilt tripping the culture en masse with their insecure bullshit. don’t let the ugly hag slobs win, child. one day soon the young pussy window will be closed forever. and you won’t be telling yourself “well at least i wasn’t a cumia…”
can confirm. I had to alienate my last 22yr old from her faggy friends. I consider it an upgrade to a better class of gigalo.Just avoid having her make group-plans/group dates, or you will be the "hello fellow kids. jpg" meme. Avoid her friends, they will use your age against you and talk shit to her about you.
‘84.Btw we are the same age (1984 birth year?) And I still cant imagine being seen as "that old guy". I feel like and see myself as a "young man" or more accurately, at the twilight of my youth. Not being bald and in good shape also helps. You should see yourself as the "pinnacle" catch. Right amount of experience + while still young-ish and virile.
same here, because I'm more confident in myself & she'd be the lucky oneI’m more okay about possibly fucking a 23 year old now than I was at age 27 or 28.
Me too. '78. Not getting fat helps. You hear me Beige? That's probably why you trooned out.‘84.
I feel how you describe around women in their 30s. It’s the 16 year age gap that throws me.
What’s strange is I’m more okay about possibly fucking a 23 year old now than I was at age 27 or 28.
It’s not even the confidence. When I was 28 I felt they were too young. Now I simply don’t give a fuck in the same way.same here, because I'm more confident in myself & she'd be the lucky one
A conclusion I'm arriving at as well.It’s not even the confidence. When I was 28 I felt they were too young. Now I simply don’t give a fuck in the same way.
I'm not sur what it is then (even for myself)... maybe when younger a few years seems like a bigger gapIt’s not even the confidence. When I was 28 I felt they were too young. Now I simply don’t give a fuck in the same way.
I think so. I remember being 21 and this gorgeous Russian with massive tits was all over my nuts, but she was 17 (in college, about to turn 18). I remember physically moving her away from me and telling her gay shit like “this can never happen!” Because I thought the age gap was INSANE.I'm not sur what it is then (even for myself)... maybe when younger a few years seems like a bigger gap
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