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There are good Metallica albums!?!?Can anyone remember that heinously bad Metallica album
the only good thing metallica has done was reject les claypool when he auditioned for them, leading to the formation of primus, a much better band. even their brief cover of master of puppets is better than metallica's
yeah, and les didn’t realise how huge metallica were when he auditioned for them even though that was already after ride the lightning was out lmaoKirk Hammett, Les Claypool, and Jim Martin of Faith No More we’re all friends in High School. Kirk is even in the Primus video for “John The Fisherman”
I like that even Metallica said Les was too good for them and should do his own thing. Plus Les would have been dressing up like a duck while metallica tried to look tough in black skinny jeans which would have been funny.yeah, and les didn’t realise how huge metallica were when he auditioned for them even though that was already after ride the lightning was out lmao
they could do a lot more if they didn’t try to stick to metal. This is great
James did a Waylon Jennings cover for an album from the early 2000s that wasn’t bad. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they did another “Garage Inc” album - that seems to be what the fans actually want and not “72 Seasons”
Okay, I say this on behalf of every member of this forum:You mean the only good Metallica album?
Its artsy fartsy bullshit but old ass Lou Reed droning and reading poetry over stock buttrock riffs is such a confusing choice it borders on being “experimental”
I’d rather listen to that than literally any Metallica album.
“WE’RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND!”
YEAH, ARE YA????
Potentially an ever gayer Kiss, if thats possible.
They pick great songs and clearly love music. “Astronomy”? “Whiskey in the Jar”? Fughetabout it. When Hetfield was on Rogan, toe tried to talk some shit on Styx and James was like fuck that and started singing “Miss America” and drumming on the table.
Metallica is the original Nirvana . A bunch of retarded doped out junkies playing the most simplistic music ever with 0 knowledge of how to actually make music. Their lyrics are so unbelievably childish they make Black Sabbath look mature. I expected Danny of all people to defend Metallica not someone on here. They just…they just fucking suck.Okay, I say this on behalf of every member of this forum:
Shut up.
A bunch of retarded doped out junkies playing the most simplistic music ever with 0 knowledge of how to actually make music.
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