Can anyone remember that heinously bad Metallica album with Lou Reed?

[Guest]

I just saw this and it’s so accurate. Very funny.

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[Nigger Jim]

Sorta…

Wish Hatfield would went country like he said he was 25 years ago.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can anyone remember that heinously bad Metallica album

There are good Metallica albums!?!?

 

[Suetonius]

You mean the only good Metallica album?

Its artsy fartsy bullshit but old ass Lou Reed droning and reading poetry over stock buttrock riffs is such a confusing choice it borders on being “experimental”

I’d rather listen to that than literally any Metallica album.

“WE’RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND!”

YEAH, ARE YA????

Potentially an ever gayer Kiss, if thats possible.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Metallica sucks cock. “Did you know One is about a solider in WW1 dying?” Is it?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kirk Hammett described how Lou was a real prick (big surprise) while making the album. Whenever Kirk would be playing anything that sounded like a solo Lou would yell NO FLAMENCO SHIT!! (Flamenco is a style of playing)

 

[Voscabulary]

the only good thing metallica has done was reject les claypool when he auditioned for them, leading to the formation of primus, a much better band. even their brief cover of master of puppets is better than metallica's

 

[TravisPickle]

I am the table.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

the only good thing metallica has done was reject les claypool when he auditioned for them, leading to the formation of primus, a much better band. even their brief cover of master of puppets is better than metallica's

Kirk Hammett, Les Claypool, and Jim Martin of Faith No More we’re all friends in High School. Kirk is even in the Primus video for “John The Fisherman”

 

[Voscabulary]

Kirk Hammett, Les Claypool, and Jim Martin of Faith No More we’re all friends in High School. Kirk is even in the Primus video for “John The Fisherman”

yeah, and les didn’t realise how huge metallica were when he auditioned for them even though that was already after ride the lightning was out lmao

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Does anyone remember the heinously bad Metallica album without Lou reed?

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

they could do a lot more if they didn’t try to stick to metal. This is great

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

yeah, and les didn’t realise how huge metallica were when he auditioned for them even though that was already after ride the lightning was out lmao

I like that even Metallica said Les was too good for them and should do his own thing. Plus Les would have been dressing up like a duck while metallica tried to look tough in black skinny jeans which would have been funny.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

they could do a lot more if they didn’t try to stick to metal. This is great

James did a Waylon Jennings cover for an album from the early 2000s that wasn’t bad. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they did another “Garage Inc” album - that seems to be what the fans actually want and not “72 Seasons”

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Pat Dinizio from The Smithereens told me that when he was moving from Jew York he went to say goodbye to Lou Reed and put his baby in her carrier in front or his door and rang the bell and hid. Lou answered and was just like “….ooooh nnnnooooooo”

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

James did a Waylon Jennings cover for an album from the early 2000s that wasn’t bad. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they did another “Garage Inc” album - that seems to be what the fans actually want and not “72 Seasons”

They pick great songs and clearly love music. “Astronomy”? “Whiskey in the Jar”? Fughetabout it. When Hetfield was on Rogan, toe tried to talk some shit on Styx and James was like fuck that and started singing “Miss America” and drumming on the table.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You mean the only good Metallica album?

Its artsy fartsy bullshit but old ass Lou Reed droning and reading poetry over stock buttrock riffs is such a confusing choice it borders on being “experimental”

I’d rather listen to that than literally any Metallica album.

“WE’RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND!”

YEAH, ARE YA????

Potentially an ever gayer Kiss, if thats possible.

Okay, I say this on behalf of every member of this forum:

Shut up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They pick great songs and clearly love music. “Astronomy”? “Whiskey in the Jar”? Fughetabout it. When Hetfield was on Rogan, toe tried to talk some shit on Styx and James was like fuck that and started singing “Miss America” and drumming on the table.

That’s what I mean, they pick some obscure stuff and from a variety of artists. I know the lesser known bands (like Diamond Head, etc) have said they’ve done well royalty wise when they cover their songs. I know Danzig did well thanks to them covering Misfits songs - same with Motörhead (I think the most money Lemmy made from music was him writing Ozzy’s “Mama I’m Coming Home” so you know Metallica also helped)

 

[Suetonius]

Okay, I say this on behalf of every member of this forum:

Shut up.

Metallica is the original Nirvana . A bunch of retarded doped out junkies playing the most simplistic music ever with 0 knowledge of how to actually make music. Their lyrics are so unbelievably childish they make Black Sabbath look mature. I expected Danny of all people to defend Metallica not someone on here. They just…they just fucking suck.

However every bass player they’ve ever had has always been the most talented band member, mainly because they come into the band knowing theory while the rest of them like to noodle around with their instruments.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A bunch of retarded doped out junkies playing the most simplistic music ever with 0 knowledge of how to actually make music.

You referenced Enter Sandman like that was the zenith of their work. Just admit it: you're criticizing them like you only heard Ace of Spades and decided that Motorhead isn't worthy of praise.

"The original Nirvana". Have this.