Calling all autists... can one of you build a Patrick soundboard?

[HotDogJoe]

Here is a web-based Patrick soundboard:

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I guess that will be more convenient for prank calls, rather than an app?

My favourite is:

"I write science fiction comedy ... FOR A LIVING!"

It's actually quite painful to make one of these, but fun to play around with!

"I have gay friends and lesbrian friends"

Fucking mush mouthed mongoloid.

 

[analeggsalad]

OK here's some initial stuff, all from Josiah tape 5.

Yes, child

Yes, child 2

What happens necksssst

Baaaby child, you don't have anything to say to me

Stupid little baby infanT!

SHUT. YOUR FUCKING. MOUFFFF!

shhhhhh, shhhhh

peanut butter in your mouth

Oh but agaaain, baby child

nooo, child. I haven't

Your mouth keeps doing this thing

good for yoou, child

didn't actually say that, lil baby girl

blah blah blah

It's on you now @SpaceEdge

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

OK here's some initial stuff, all from Josiah tape 5.

Yes, child

Yes, child 2

What happens necksssst

Baaaby child, you don't have anything to say to me

Stupid little baby infanT!

SHUT. YOUR FUCKING. MOUFFFF!

shhhhhh, shhhhh

peanut butter in your mouth

Oh but agaaain, baby child

nooo, child. I haven't

Your mouth keeps doing this thing

good for yoou, child

didn't actually say that, lil baby girl

blah blah blah

I've added the 'shut your fucking mouth!' but it's difficult to improve the sound quality of a phone call much. Youtube is better.

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[HotDogJoe]

OK some more..

hello fans

hello fans (full)

I'm 6ft tall, 225 lbs

So, if I ever do any see of em

I was giving away free sausage..

 

[NeedFana]

Can someone add "this is not how sane people act" from tape 5 at 10:20ish?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

OK some more..

hello fans

hello fans (full)

I'm 6ft tall, 225 lbs

So, if I ever do any see of em

I was giving away free sausage..

This is "I'm six foot tall"

I'm six foot tall - Sound Button

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Can you see it on the profile?

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I think you can only see five unless you log in or something

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"I have gay friends and lesbrian friends"

Fucking mush mouthed mongoloid.

Must have peanut butter in his mouth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is "I'm six foot tall"

I'm six foot tall - Sound Button

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Can you see it on the profile?

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I think you can only see five unless you log in or something

Yeah I only saw five

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is "I'm six foot tall"

I'm six foot tall - Sound Button

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Can you see it on the profile?

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I think you can only see five unless you log in or something

Yeah there's only 5. SpaceEdge said he's going to add one on the apostlegate site anyway.

 

[BudDickman]

"I work out, a lot."

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He's delusion on almost every front but he can't think calling himself a trained fighter is realistic even in his warped fantasy world. Calling himself a drunk with anger managment issues is at least believable.