Calling all autists... can one of you build a Patrick soundboard?

[guest]

Between the audio from the Josiah tapes and his stupid 2 minute musings videos, we've got all the audio we need.

Anyone know how to create one?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus, that would be tremendous. Surely someone here has to be sad/talented enough to do it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I would be willing to build it into apostlegate.net if someone else is willing to cut clips to build it

I just won't have the time to cut. I still have bits I haven't done, Panera is a harsh mistress

I'll happily cut the clips. Anything to help ridicule the most hateable man on earth.

There's plenty from the Josiah tapes but anything else that I might miss, just message below.

 

[FurBurger]

I'll happily cut the clips. Anything to help ridicule the most hateable man on earth.

There's plenty from the Josiah tapes but anything else that I might miss, just message below.

A couple I heard earlier in FatFuck5.mpg (AKA the 5th Josiah Tape):
18:57 - Child your mouth
19:05 - You need to get that looked at
19:27 - Oh baby, it really is.

...that last one is just bizarre. I mean, the whole call is bizarre, but for some reason he sounds like a 70s swinger at a dinner party.

 

[Malibu Pat]

I couldn’t get someone to do a simple Photoshop, you really think someone’s going to build a soundboard?

 

[HotDogJoe]

OK here's some initial stuff, all from Josiah tape 5.

Yes, child

Yes, child 2

What happens necksssst

Baaaby child, you don't have anything to say to me

Stupid little baby infanT!

SHUT. YOUR FUCKING. MOUFFFF!

shhhhhh, shhhhh

peanut butter in your mouth

Oh but agaaain, baby child

nooo, child. I haven't

Your mouth keeps doing this thing

good for yoou, child

didn't actually say that, lil baby girl

blah blah blah

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We do need just a classic “Nooooooo child.” Also “Performative Cruelty” would be great. Maybe a “Hello Fans” as well. Just spit ballin here.

 

[fricklefrackle]

peanut butter in your mouth

That one definitely comes from Mama Raven.

 

[HotDogJoe]

That one definitely comes from Mama Raven.

Noooooo, child. It doesn't.

 

[NoBacon]

I was going to do it, spoof his email and get onto Ben Shapiro / Crowder / Alex Jones or something and just play his feminine camp clips and then SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! and hang up. But it’s so much effort to cut properly, and to have it play clear and seemlesst so it’s not obviously a soundboard

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I thought about doing this but was too lazy. I also saw a flappy bird creator and wanted to make fatty bird but was also too lazy to do that

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Pat will use these sound clips to show everyone how he owned Josiah and Apostlegate.

 

[Meownaw]

I miss my ex wife is a good one also there is a treasure trove on the Strictly Stalking video alone.

 

[Udders]

Hello fans!

The pepperoni confession from Strictly Stalking is a must.

 

[potatopeeler63]

The first twenTy seconds of this has like 4 different cuts
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[Cuphead]

SUBPOENA!

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

"I'm not allowed to see my daughter because I RAPED HER" is a classic from the pig.

I couldn’t get someone to do a simple Photoshop, you really think someone’s going to build a soundboard?

What photoshop did you ask for?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

it's always good to have several different 'yes's & 'no's or other multipurpose responses, but definitely multiple Y/N's

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you build it...

I will cum...

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Here is a web-based Patrick soundboard:

Piggyfatpiggy Profile

Listen to favorite sounds of Piggyfatpiggy! Create your own soundboard on Myinstants!

www.myinstants.com

I guess that will be more convenient for prank calls, rather than an app?

My favourite is:

"I write science fiction comedy ... FOR A LIVING!"

It's actually quite painful to make one of these, but fun to play around with!