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Cakehorn & I

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Goddamn more like Tower Swift amirite?

Her long legs makes my pecker hard. I want climb them so badly.

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not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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That sniveling snake Child. Revealed Cakehorn and i are brothers. It’s true, who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

I told some other brotherman as well a few months ago but they actually kept it to themselves. Thanks for that, i know i can trust those guys now. you know who you are. ❤️

I love my brother and i’m proud of him.

Having a brother is nothing to be ashamed of

it’s actually the coolest gift you can have

a twin is even more blessed

god loved you so much he had to make two, very cool
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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How big is his cock, brother Abe? I'm just asking questions here.
I'm not sure. My dad used to make fun of him because his loser wife was fucking some other loser and would have him over to their house all the time right in front of poor Barry, so I'd assume it's small. His son's half a retard too. Guy's life sucks.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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I'm not sure. My dad used to make fun of him because his loser wife was fucking some other loser and would have him over to their house all the time right in front of poor Barry, so I'd assume it's small. His son's half a retard too. Guy's life sucks.
would you kick this half a retard in the face if you ever see him again?

That must be one of the most satisfying feelings in the world, kicking a retard square in his dumb face.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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would you kick this half a retard in the face if you ever see him again?

That must be one of the most satisfying feelings in the world, kicking a retard square in his dumb face.
I probably already have. Barry would always bring the stupid fuck with him to our house and I'd have to hang out with him. The motherfucker would constantly break my shit. Every time he'd come over, he'd pick one of my toys and carry it around with him the whole time he was there and I'd be like "great, so that's getting broken." I'd expect it to happen all day and then when he finally did break it, I'd beat the shit out of him and my dad would give me shit and then later be like "that kid is a fucking idiot." The last time I was made to hang out with him, I was walking my dog and she got off the leash, which wasn't a big deal, but I freaked out thinking she was going to run away forever. So I was like crying and asking him to help me catch her and he just fucking laughed at me. Some lady was concerned because I was a kid crying and asked what was going on and the kid just said "he's crazy." When we got back to the house I was still crying and I broke his nose in front of all our parents and told them all to get the fuck out and they did. I honestly hate that fucking retard and now that I'm thinking of him again, I want to ruin his life.
 
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