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By popular demand, here's a guitar solo I wrote

BenDovid

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Hot take but the majority of solos completely detract from the song they're a part of. If you want to noodle on your guitar do it somewhere else you tedious queers.

St. Anger Things : r/MetalMemes
 

The Prophet Mohammed

Search “Boq Precision” on YouTube to learn more
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Zero musicality. Moving your fingers fast and not being able to stay on rhythm is not impressive.

Very easy to tell you never played piano or violin at a high level.
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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Since you guys are a bunch of faggots who make threads like this:

And demand me to proof that I am a better guitar player than you guys could ever dream to be, I wrote and recorded a guitar solo to end this once and for all:
How do you compare your shredding to our resident buffoon, Joe Cumia?
 

Safka's Enticer

WOULD
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Your tone is awful and your bends suck. Not even going to say anything about the actual notes you chose, at least get the basics right

EDIT: niggers
 
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I'm sorry, what is this? You're going to bully me into proving I can play guitar? lmao. OK, my performance fee is $200. Somebody start a GoFundMe and lemme know when you can all afford it. You want a live performance? Fuck you, pay me.
So did someone end up paying you that $200? Righteous bucks!
 
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Since you guys are a bunch of faggots who make threads like this:

And demand me to proof that I am a better guitar player than you guys could ever dream to be, I wrote and recorded a guitar solo to end this once and for all:
Cory Feldmanesque. Brutal
 
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