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By popular demand, here's a guitar solo I wrote

ВenDovid

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Since you guys are a bunch of faggots who make threads like this:

And demand me to proof that I am a better guitar player than you guys could ever dream to be, I wrote and recorded a guitar solo to end this once and for all:
 

Mr. Faggotry

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BenDovid

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You are no Joe Cumia but such isn't terrible.

You are 100% retarded.

that is maybe a step or two above my playing

Throw all your guitars away. It's not for you.



Since you guys are a bunch of faggots who make threads like this:

And demand me to proof that I am a better guitar player than you guys could ever dream to be, I wrote and recorded a guitar solo to end this once and for all:


I was wondering when my doppelganger would show up.

FAKE NEWS!!!! FAKE NEWS!!! THAT IS NOT MY MOM!!!! MY MOM DOES NOT SMMMMOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

BTW, is that supposed to be that Corey Feldman solo? Sounds like it could be.
 
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musTARD

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Nope. Do you?
at 0:32 I for a second thought you were going to riff on the national anthem and then morph into different recognizable songs like they always do when showing off which would've been a little impressive I guess but nope it was just more directionless indulgent shit like a nigger playing jazz.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Nope. Do you? Why'd you delete it? Feel stupid you got got? lmao. Stupid fuck.
I didn’t realize there was an imitator of you and it seemed very well within your wheelhouse to be overly cocky about your talent with guitar related skills. 1 minute response time… “WHY IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!?!”
 

BenDovid

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I didn’t realize there was an imitator of you and it seemed very well within your wheelhouse to be overly cocky about your talent with guitar related skills. 1 minute response time… “WHY IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!?!”

I mean, you seem to match me post for post, so don't throw stones I guess? Derr hurr he posted again can be said about three dozen of you.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I mean, you seem to match me post for post, so don't throw stones I guess? Derr hurr he posted again can be said about three dozen of you.
But you’re the only one that can say he was bestfriends with a pedo for like 5 years. For shame, Dovid. For shame. I hope all the free draft beer was worth it.
 

Opesterino

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You are 100% retarded.



Throw all your guitars away. It's not for you.





I was wondering when my doppelganger would show up.

FAKE NEWS!!!! FAKE NEWS!!! THAT IS NOT MY MOM!!!! MY MOM DOES NOT SMMMMOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

BTW, is that supposed to be that Corey Feldman solo? Sounds like it could be.

lol this is what I get for trying to be nice to danny.
 

Opesterino

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I'm sorry dude. If you thought whatever that is was above your playing level, you're either a vey new beginner, or you're fucking terrible.

What good would it do if I just said " dood you suck, I am way better? " was trying to be a bit modest and not be a shit head. Truth be told I am decent at best, can play some rather difficult parts but with much practice. never been overly gifted at playing tho.
 
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