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  • Go watch Jackie Singh's (@hackingbutlegal) keynote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov_jBhsQZk.

    Why do you think Jackie didn't  name John Gibney in her keynote with OWASP? She seemed pretty confident on twitter. Is that because she doesn't have any evidence and made the whole thing up? Watch the keynote several times and make up your own mind.

    Why would she confidently accuse someone on socially media, but then refrain from naming people in her keynote? Maybe the OWASP Foundation has an answer to that.

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GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich."
I can't buhlieve..
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he got the GIRL!!!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The illest
I can't buhlieve..
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he got the GIRL!!!
I bring this up every time I see or hear about Fabio and nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about: Does anyone remember when he got smoked in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster? He really took it like a man. He was all bloody and covered in mashed goose. It ruled. Canada Geese are surprisingly fucking heavy and he had a super high speed impact goose to the brain. I will always have respect for Fabio, he's tough as shit.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
I bring this up every time I see or hear about Fabio and nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about: Does anyone remember when he got smoked in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster? He really took it like a man. He was all bloody and covered in mashed goose. It ruled. Canada Geese are surprisingly fucking heavy and he had a super high speed impact goose to the brain. I will always have respect for Fabio, he's tough as shit.
Yes, it was big news when i was growing up because it happened at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA. The local headline read "Fabio Gets Goosed"
 

Rascal

I bring this up every time I see or hear about Fabio and nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about: Does anyone remember when he got smoked in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster? He really took it like a man. He was all bloody and covered in mashed goose. It ruled. Canada Geese are surprisingly fucking heavy and he had a super high speed impact goose to the brain. I will always have respect for Fabio, he's tough as shit.

I don't really know why, but Fabio being obsessed with audio equipment always cracks me up.


Before the Statements became available, Fabio bought a pair of custom-made Infinity IRS Vs to serve the front right and left channels. Now that he has the Statements, the IRS Vs have been moved to the rear for the surround channels. The rest of the speaker complement includes a Martin Logan Logos electrostatic center-channel speaker, two Martin Logan Sequel lls serving the side channels, and two Velodyne ULD 18 powered subwoofers.

Of course, such speakers require some pretty beefy amplification, and Fabio's system excels in this regard with Krell amps throughout. Over the years, he has developed a close friendship with Dan D'Agostino, chief design engineer at Krell. "Dan is a genius." Fabio declares. D'Agostino even built custom KBX crossovers for the Statements and IRS Vs.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich."
I bring this up every time I see or hear about Fabio and nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about: Does anyone remember when he got smoked in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster? He really took it like a man. He was all bloody and covered in mashed goose. It ruled. Canada Geese are surprisingly fucking heavy and he had a super high speed impact goose to the brain. I will always have respect for Fabio, he's tough as shit.



Fabio's good in my book seems like he was the first "Chad"
 
I bring this up every time I see or hear about Fabio and nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about: Does anyone remember when he got smoked in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster? He really took it like a man. He was all bloody and covered in mashed goose. It ruled. Canada Geese are surprisingly fucking heavy and he had a super high speed impact goose to the brain. I will always have respect for Fabio, he's tough as shit.
That's all I ever can think of
 
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