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I wonder how he will soothe himself after this humiliating public admission.
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Is it possible Rick gets height confused with width?I usually stay in a Double Tree or Marriott with the tall showers. Never have a problem. Most hotel shower ceilings are 8 feet at minimum and the shower head is usually 6’7”-7 feet above the tub or shower floor. Someone who’s allegedly 6’2” should have zero problem entering a hotel shower. Were not talking about an NBA player here. Just stayed at Marriott Harbor Beach resort in Fort Lauderdale last weekend and it was a 8 foot tall glass shower door. Didnt have to duck
I’d guess he’s 5’11 and 280 pounds just at a glance from his barrage of group pictures. He’s never the tallest male in any group picture, so unless every male he knows is 6’6” he’s bullshitting.I'll never understand why he both posts pictures of himself all the time and pretends like he's tall
When you’re the size of small orca, anything’s possible.Is it possible Rick gets height confused with width?
He would say he's too small to try and show some self deprecating humility but he would pay himself a much bigger compliment than an insult by saying he has Greek statue proportions.
He meant to say MOTEL roomsView attachment 38700
Every hotel i've been in has had a huge disable-accessible shower, and it's not because i'm retarded or fat
This doesn't make any sense
No hotel room Pats ever posted pics of looked like it was above Days Inn level, so I believe you’re right Brotherman.He meant to say MOTEL rooms
Ive traveled plenty for work and stayed in all types of hotels. The only “hotels” that are complete shitholes are the indian ones and the ones that are “low rent long stay”. Alwsys go w Hilton/Quality Inn (hit or miss)/Best Western (hit or miss), etc. Its easy to tell immediately when you walk in.No hotel room Pats ever posted pics of looked like it was above Days Inn level, so I believe you’re right Brotherman.
I like Double Tree (Hilton owned lol) and Marriott. Although lately Marriott has been pitching $6 bottles of Life Water in the room, im sure they’re annoyed when I tote in a case of Ice Mountain.Ive traveled plenty for work and stayed in all types of hotels. The only “hotels” that are complete shitholes are the indian ones and the ones that are “low rent long stay”. Alwsys go w Hilton/Quality Inn hit or miss, etc
Marriot! Very nice. Always great service.I like Double Tree (Hilton owned lol) and Marriott. Although lately Marriott has been pitching $6 bottles of Life Water in the room, im sure they’re annoyed when I tote in a case of Ice Mountain.
I highly recommend the Marriott Harbor Beach Resort and Spa in Fort Lauderdale. It’s a great hotel. Beach front and it has two pools, three hot tubs, 4 bars, 2 restaurants and it’s a short Uber ride to the entertainment district.Marriot! Very nice. Always great service.
fuck em. I lug i coolers and fill the sink w beers on ice
Sounds nice! I generally travel Maryland, NC, TN, and VAI highly recommend the Marriott Harbor Beach Resort and Spa in Fort Lauderdale. It’s a great hotel. Beach front and it has two pools, three hot tubs, 4 bars, 2 restaurants and it’s a short Uber ride to the entertainment district.
I always read this all the way through, every time it's posted.No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
I always read this all the way through, every time it's posted.
Same deal Brotherman. Lug in the Yeti filled with Ice Mountain and beers. Even take ice from their own machine to cool it off lol. Stick That $6 Life water up your ass. Fiji is better anyway. LolMarriot! Very nice. Always great service.
fuck em. I lug i coolers and fill the sink w beers on ice
I always read this all the way through, every time it's posted.
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