Brother Joe comments on Patrick’s legal issues

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

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I'm just kidding, we're all pals here. A round on me tonight at Hooligans.

We like to break balls here, call each other’s shirts stupid and what not. It’s an ONA thing, civilians just don’t get it

 

[UnPRePared]

We like to break balls here, call each other’s shirts stupid and what not. It’s an ONA thing, civilians just don’t get it

The Cellar Table will review both of your jokes this evening, and if you don't pass muster, you're buying rounds for the Comedians all night.

Jimmy takes Seltzer water because he has AIDS.

 

[NoBacon]

The Cellar Table will review both of your jokes this evening, and if you don't pass muster, you're buying rounds for the Comedians all night.

Jimmy takes Seltzer water because he has AIDS.

i forgot how much I hate morton, having his filet mignon cooked well done and throwing a histrionic fit if it was cooked in alcohol at all, despite the alcohol evaporating. As if even the merest hint will send him into a frenzied bender.

he wasn’t even an alcoholic he was just a normal college age kid being stupid with booze.

 

[guest]

The Brother Joe Redemption Arc continues.

 

[Harry Powell]

I don't get the "liked" then just copying and pasting the text. I have seen others do this and it irks me.

this used to happen constantly when one person was using an iPhone and the other faggot was using a poor person’s android. And now we know which one you were.

 

[guest]

he wasn’t even an alcoholic he was just a normal college age kid being stupid with booze.

check your tabs, you're not on the farms.

I know you want your thread to do well, but for the fifteenth hundredth time, we know.

 

[Harry Powell]

I will say that Joe's efforts and foibles were at least funny and largely entertaining in an inadvertent manner.

The No Egg, Cheese and whatever rant is comedy you can't write.

The Facebook rants when we were torching his gigs, again, are laughs that can't be produced.

There is nothing endearing or funny about Pat himself. The punishment of Pat is where the laughter resides.

They’re totally different types of comedy. And to be honest there was a lot more innocence and playfulness to fucking with Joe - child murder included.

Patrick is such a malignant cunt that there’s this undercurrent of genuine malice - watching him ruin his life is funny, but I also wouldn’t mind if he died. He’s a bad person.

Joe is ginzo trash, but he is unquestionably 1000x better of a person than Patrick.

 

[Harry Powell]

JoeH's a white trash buffoon but there's something almost endearing about his hubristic pratfalls. His abortive podcast, his feud with the sub and his Wil. E. Coyote attempts to infiltrate it. Everything he does is unintentional comedy.

Joe's rants and boomerisms are funny because they're so silly. Fat Rick's delusions and Twittersperging are loathsome and bizarre in comparison. You can tell that Joe's just blustering and at least has some self-awareness and humanity to him, but Patrick's a completely unlikable lunatic who's way too far gone to ever back down.

It's fun to watch Joe make an ass of himself on social media, The Pigsplainers's feed is just so exhausting and miserable to sift through, you feel compelled to bully him because he can't stop being such a malignant cunt.

Perfect summation. I just can’t actually hate Joe. I do genuinely hate Patrick.

 

[NoBacon]

check your tabs, you're not on the farms.

I know you want your thread to do well, but for the fifteenth hundredth time, we know.

if you don’t think I won’t address each and every single attack on my feelings then you’re just wrong, I’m crying now. Is that what you want?

 

[Meownaw]

Joe also didn't abandon his daughter.

How also showed his ex wife how to make eggs correctly.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

How also showed his ex wife how to make eggs correctly.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

i forgot how much I hate morton, having his filet mignon cooked well done and throwing a histrionic fit if it was cooked in alcohol at all, despite the alcohol evaporating. As if even the merest hint will send him into a frenzied bender.

he wasn’t even an alcoholic he was just a normal college age kid being stupid with booze.

He wasn’t even college age. I think he says he quit by 17? Basic fucking high school partying. Most people get it out of their systems a couple years after college. Boreton’s mom checked him into rehab because he’s a pussy. He’s the same as Rick in this regard. They never did it when they were young, so they overreact when they’re older. Rick drinks too much, and Norton fucking brooooods if someone has a glass of wine 4 blocks away.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

The enemy of my enemy is my house nigger.

 

[DominusOdium]

To be honest, I long ago stopped hating on ol' Joe. Yeah he's a dumb boomer and mooched his little brother into a section 8 housing style apartment... But the brother is Anth so even that's kinda funny.

But he's provided me so much unintentional comedy gold and he actually has some redeeming qualities, most around defending his family and his racism.

He's not particularly smart and had to be forced into finding a sense of humor about us, but eventually he seemed to. His People's Court appearance is one of my favorite times with this fucked up cult of cyberstalking terrorists.

Patrick has no redeeming qualities. He's a failure at everything while arrogantly declaring his superiority at literally all things at all times. He is a loathsome leech, irresponsible, aggressive but cowardly, a child abandoning sociopath and truly a black hearted, self centered cretin.

When the bacon, egg and cheese finally close up Joe's arteries and he goes to the big 2U parking lot concert in the sky, somebody somewhere will likely miss the guy. Nobody will ever truly miss Patrick after he chokes on a big black cock and aspirates last night's regurgitated Hooligans meatloaf.

Joe was fun to fuck with. I fucking hate Rick.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Joe defended himself on the People's Court. Joe ranted in front of Barnes and Noble. Joe tried to show off on rhythm guitar with Blue Oyster Cult. For all of his faults, Joe Cumia is not afraid to show up and make an idiot of himself and then laugh about it later. His buffoonery is undeniably charming.

Pat is terrified of everything and everyone, and he'll lie about it every single day. Imagine being so pathetic that Joe Cumia looks like a fucking alpha by comparison.

Joe will probably die from slipping on a banana and falling off the side of a cliff. Pat will probably die from a heart attack on his couch under the pink blanket.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

Get joe on nice podcast stupid. How hard can it be?

 

[guest]

Get joe on nice podcast stupid. How hard can it be?

How much does he charge for a show? Let's go around with the hat.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

How much does he charge for a show? Let's go around with the hat.

I think a Gatorade and a sandwich was his going rate last I checked.

 

[guest]

Get joe on nice podcast stupid. How hard can it be?

The idea has been pitched.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

The idea has been pitched.

That'd be a hilarious episode. Come on joe, come back fists unclenched and pants undone or whatever you said that one time and come on da show and tell your side of this craziness. Could solidify your redemption arc and put some asses in seats for your Dokken tribute band or whatever it is now.