Brothamen who have done time in prison

[Opesterino]

He's a devout Muslim now so he's either made peace with his inner demons or is planning to blow something up when he gets out.

if he thought bro joe was entertaining wait until he gets a load of rick johnson

 

[wbgreen]

The way ex-cons on Youtube are so gosh darn adamant that man-on-man sex is absolutely not acceptable and anyone who does is labeled a homo makes me think it's actually hella common.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I did some time. I worked as a night janitor at a bank with a couple of my buddies who were security guards. I really wanted to be a clerk at that bank but I almost got fired after a mishap with a floor polisher. Thankfully the bank president's assistant had a soft spot for me and stopped the bank from firing me. Not long after that, I got a summons in the mail for jury duty. During the trial, the defendant's lawyer convinced the other jurors to tour the prison. During the tour, I was kidnapped and somehow found myself on death row. For some reason, no one would believe that I wasn't a prisoner and after an incident with a guard that got me sent to the hole, a few failed escape attempts, and a failed execution that imbued me with superpowers, I managed to break out of the prison with the help of an inmate named Lyle. After stopping at home to find the place different from how I had left it, I made my way to the bank only to discover a man who looked exactly like me trying to blow the bank vault open with a time bomb! In the course of fighting the imposter, I was thrown against an electrified cage that polarized me and gave me the ability to fly! Using this ability, I took the time bomb, flew through a skylight, and allowed the bomb to harmlessly detonate at a high altitude. Now free falling from that great height, I somehow managed to fall through the skylight and onto the imposter. Thankfully after seeing the imposter, the prison warden and guards finally realized that I was right all along about not being an inmate. On the verge of collapse, I managed to say, "I came, I saw, I got blowed up" before fainting.

Did you actually write this? My fucking ribcage is obliterated

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

People have tried and never got any reply from what I remember

It probably never even made it to him, they inspect all mail

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Did you actually write this? My fucking ribcage is obliterated

I didn't think I was going to follow through to the end but it kept me on the edge of my seat

 

[Guest]

Did you actually write this? My fucking ribcage is obliterated

Well my friend, then I have a treat for you:

 

[Monk]

Did you actually write this? My fucking ribcage is obliterated

Haha, yeah but like the other post points out, it's just the plot to Ernest Goes to Jail.

 

[JebJoh]

The last photo available looked like he got in with the black muslim delegation, so I think he has protection

If he’s paying them, not many groups want a kid killer among them.