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Brothamen who have done time in prison

Torque’sHeadBump

Torque’sHeadBump

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SugarGay said:
One time Matt and Shane interviewed this former prisoner, and he said there was a guy who’s cellmate made him shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

I would go down swinging before I did that even if it meant death. At that point death would probably seem nice anyway
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Yeah I guess you got a point. I’d be praying to get beaten to death in the shower if that was my life for the next decade plus.

WWAW the Killah Kuhn? You think he’s handling himself aight?
 
ShutYourCakeHorn

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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Imager said:
@The Björk Brotherman comment?
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I've never taken it in the butt. Now you're projecting. It's not my fault you got funny touched while Xena warrior princess was on the TV. I bet you liked Chyna back in the 90s too. You obviously have a thing for muscular chicks.

Haven't had my ass fucked yet, but I'm willing to negotiate. I've never been a bottom but I'm willing to learn. I just want to put that out there.

Plus when you do it with a tranny you can always reach around and grab onto her dick and pretend like yours was so big it went all the way through.
 
Consensual Rapist

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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DiarrheaDick

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She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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SugarGay said:
One time Matt and Shane interviewed this former prisoner, and he said there was a guy who’s cellmate made him shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
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No fucking way. You got a link? I spent a few months in jail a little over 10 years ago with a dude who said he used to stomp his shit down the drain supposedly because his toilet was broken. He also seemed like a closeted poof.
 
DiarrheaDick

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SugarGay said:
Its somewhere in here



But he said with that guy, his toilet wasnt broken, his cellmate just made him his bitch
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Thanks for the link. The guy I was in jail with was known for embellishing shit, but also, as Patrice put it best, took the shape of whatever container you poured him into. He always bragged about having multiple hot chicks visiting him, but he always seemed to be dating dogs, as per what myself and others observed during visits. The dude just randomly offered up the detail that he had to shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain when he was serving a previous sentence one day. I made fun of him asking if he had a lot of warts on his feet (for no reason) and he got kind of defensive about it.

EDIT: Tried to make the post less retarded.
 
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I did some time. I worked as a night janitor at a bank with a couple of my buddies who were security guards. I really wanted to be a clerk at that bank but I almost got fired after a mishap with a floor polisher. Thankfully the bank president's assistant had a soft spot for me and stopped the bank from firing me. Not long after that, I got a summons in the mail for jury duty. During the trial, the defendant's lawyer convinced the other jurors to tour the prison. During the tour, I was kidnapped and somehow found myself on death row. For some reason, no one would believe that I wasn't a prisoner and after an incident with a guard that got me sent to the hole, a few failed escape attempts, and a failed execution that imbued me with superpowers, I managed to break out of the prison with the help of an inmate named Lyle. After stopping at home to find the place different from how I had left it, I made my way to the bank only to discover a man who looked exactly like me trying to blow the bank vault open with a time bomb! In the course of fighting the imposter, I was thrown against an electrified cage that polarized me and gave me the ability to fly! Using this ability, I took the time bomb, flew through a skylight, and allowed the bomb to harmlessly detonate at a high altitude. Now free falling from that great height, I somehow managed to fall through the skylight and onto the imposter. Thankfully after seeing the imposter, the prison warden and guards finally realized that I was right all along about not being an inmate. On the verge of collapse, I managed to say, "I came, I saw, I got blowed up" before fainting.
 
Udders

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chocolatehellhole said:
Yeah tell us more about how you fuck guys in prison but aren't a secret fruit
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Whatdya gonna do, theres no women there! And just for da record, my incarceration was very short term.
 
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