Brothamen, I'm not sure I can do this anymore

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm a star. I'm a fucking rock star.

 

[guest]

I'm a star. I'm a fucking rock star.

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Can you imagine fat slobfuck saying that to himself in front of a mirror?

"I'm an author. I'm a successful author."

He wouldn't try to jerk it though because he knows that years of alcoholism, being overweight and sitting around doing nothing have robbed him of his ability to get or maintain an erection.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Can you imagine fat slobfuck saying that to himself in front of a mirror?

"I'm an author. I'm a successful author."

He wouldn't try to jerk it though because he knows that years of alcoholism, being overweight and sitting around doing nothing have robbed him of his ability to get or maintain an erection.

Actual footage of Rick leaving Hooligans after shitting himself on Meatloaf Monday

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Sure thing, Piggy. Every major city. While you bench 250 and casually toss around two 60lb dumbbells.

Friends like Dominic Franchetti, Peter Bright, Paul Weimer, etc. But he's never directly mentioned anyone accused of sexual misconduct as a friend, has he?

Vault Comics Drops Myke Cole Project After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Following accusations of sexual misconduct, Vault Comics has dropped sci-fi author Myke Cole's Hundred Wolves series.

www.cbr.com

Oh.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Sure thing, Piggy. Every major city. While you bench 250 and casually toss around two 60lb dumbbells.

Friends like Dominic Franchetti, Peter Bright, Paul Weimer, etc. But he's never directly mentioned anyone accused of sexual misconduct as a friend, has he?

Vault Comics Drops Myke Cole Project After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Following accusations of sexual misconduct, Vault Comics has dropped sci-fi author Myke Cole's Hundred Wolves series.

www.cbr.com

Oh.

God damn, I remember this guy. It really is amazing how many predators our piglet hangs around with.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Just like the "Lets Hang!" to Anita right Pat? She was too busy for you then, and too busy for you now.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick S. Tomlinson wears ugly Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts whenever he's in the mood to party with his many, many international friends, who are but one Learjet flight away. Jealous, atalkers?

 

[peckafacce]

His family clearly hates him, he has no friends. He's a heavily armed, drunk, 300 pound baby trapped in a world of his own making.

As his only real fans, do we have a moral obligation to get him some help?

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That's why he was sitting at the bar by him self at confusion in MI last month. Nice friends stupid

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Boy, this Pat guy sure sounds cool. No way is he the sad, fat loser those cyberstlakers keep providing evidence of every single day.

 

[Stent]

42 years old and announcing he has lots of friends but they live in other cities so you don't know them.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Seriously. The whole globe.

Sold a few thousand books since his writing "career" began and every single con he's attended since he became an author has been in the US. But he has people in Tokyo, Beijing, Delhi and Cairo who will drop everything to party with Mama Raven's world famous rockstar writer at the drop of a hat.

There are people with severe psychosis who are less delusional than this motherfucker.

 

[guest]

More people live in Chongquing than NYC and Paris combined. Does that count as a major city? If Piggy turned up there looking "to party" they'd probably slaughter him and make Char Siu.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Haha Patty and his poor friends can never see each other even though they want to.

He also can't see his family for different, more menacing reasons.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

He parties so hard he is completely alone whenever one of the pests gets a pic of the pigger

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He parties so hard he is completely alone whenever one of the pests gets a pic of the pigger

stlakers deliberately wait for small intervals when he is not partying hard to take those pictures, child

 

[Clint Ruin]

His family clearly hates him, he has no friends. He's a heavily armed, drunk, 300 pound baby trapped in a world of his own making.

As his only real fans, do we have a moral obligation to get him some help?

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I like how he thinks dive bars full of alcoholic locals equal a party

 

[guest]

Actual footage of Rick leaving Hooligans after shitting himself on Meatloaf Monday

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Bullshit. Scotty was better than Rick in every way. Better job, better car, in better shape…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Everyone knows when you have tons and tons of friends you have to make sure to let everyone know you have tons and tons of friends. Piggy is really getting lonely since his wife is just a roommate and his SFWA buddies are avoiding him because he’s just a terrible person.

 

[guest]

Everyone knows when you have tons and tons of friends you have to make sure to let everyone know you have tons and tons of friends. Piggy is really getting lonely since his wife is just a roommate and his SFWA buddies are avoiding him because he’s just a terrible person.

Also he totally has a mistress it's just that she's from Canada and they met at Niagara falls so you wouldn't know her...

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

stlakers deliberately wait for small intervals when he is not partying hard to take those pictures, child

"those spy shots were taken during pauses in the conga line, stlaker"