British Stand-Up Hate Thread

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Upvoted for Mel. That movie was PFG except for the corny “I’m so thankful to fight by your side” trite

If as soon as the battle started he'd shot the FN it would have been great

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I fucking ought to boot your balls out your mouth for putting Billy Connolly with thosw fucking hack cunts. I’d watch him anyday over George “ aren’t women better than us men and should run every thing cause we’re scum” Carlin.
The problem is America got Billy Connected after he married a cunt who tried to fix him and made him unfunny.

Good thing he's dying of a neurological disease. Frankie Boyle is funny even if he's a thin skinned liberal cunt.

Yes.

And to make things worse his Wikipedia page compares his stand-up to a Samuel Beckett play. I looked up the citation and of course it's a Guardian article advertising one of his tours. Now what kind of unfunny cunt would think it would be helpful comparing a stand-up comedian to a weird playwright from the 50s/60s? That's some of the worst kind of advertisement imaginable, particularly for comedy. That's like comparing Louis CK to a Bertol Brecht -- No one's gonna give a shit.

Just because there's a person on stage doing a routine doesn't mean it's the same as a play or some high-brow monologue you fucking retards.

Wait it didn't mean the Quantum Leap guy?

 

[MYTHCHILD]

These guys still think growing up with Christian teachers and stuff was some kind of harrowing traumatic experience.

 

[nasty twp]

The Amstell years of NMTB is some of the funniest shit ever, mean comedy like that would never get made today. And all the panelists used to be funny before they added in the diversity quota.





I have seen the every episode of the Amstell years so many times by now that I can basically quote them by heart.

Nah, Amstell was one of those petty hipstery T4/Popworld cunts who acted so above it all as presenters of teen telly. One of Nick Grimshaw's ilk. Think they're Jeremy Paxman crossed with Oscar Wilde, but they're just bullies and bores who'd be snarky receptionists, shopbottoms or Uni teaching assistants in another life.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nah, Amstell was one of those petty hipstery T4/Popworld cunts who acted so above it all as presenters of teen telly. One of Nick Grimshaw's ilk. Think they're Jeremy Paxman crossed with Oscar Wilde, but they're just bullies and bores who'd be snarky receptionists, shopbottoms or Uni teaching assistants in another life.

His appearance is enough bto make me hate him

 

[nasty twp]

His appearance is enough bto make me hate him

Completely fair, he looks like a human mantis.

He’s also a vegan teetotaller, whose last big standup post-pandemic was about fingering himself while on ayahuasca. Hack and bougie as it sounds, I’m afraid.

Worse, he used to pick on the Sugababes (a cultural institution) in his act. I despise him for how he used to talk about Mutya Buena, and that would be cause enough to hate anyone. As far as I know, he’s never been taken to task for this. He makes other gay men look awful by association.







The only funny thing I’ve ever seen him do was flustering Preston off The Ordinary Boys, by reading excerpts of Preston’s ex-wife’s trashy autobiography live on Buzzcocks. Pretty good bit, and Preston is or at least was a bellend so an acceptable target.






Oh and the quip Amstell often makes about his ego, where he says the news he most longs to get is “everyone died, you won”, is rather pithy. Suspect he wasn’t the one who came up with that originally, though.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Completely fair, he looks like a human mantis.

He’s also a vegan teetotaller, whose last big standup post-pandemic was about fingering himself while on ayahuasca. Hack and bougie as it sounds, I’m afraid.

Worse, he used to pick on the Sugababes (a cultural institution) in his act. I despise him for how he used to talk about Mutya Buena, and that would be cause enough to hate anyone. As far as I know, he’s never been taken to task for this. He makes other gay men look awful by association.







The only funny thing I’ve ever seen him do was flustering Preston off The Ordinary Boys, by reading excerpts of Preston’s ex-wife’s trashy autobiography live on Buzzcocks. Pretty good bit, and Preston is or at least was a bellend so an acceptable target.






Oh and the quip Amstell often makes about his ego, where he says the news he most longs to get is “everyone died, you won”, is rather pithy. Suspect he wasn’t the one who came up with that originally, though.

Oh brother this guy stinks

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Too edgy for you Americans? Yeah, not surprising.

That's how we like it though. No sacred cows.

Richard Dawkins and Chris Hitchens had the balls (at least at first) to also attack Islam and Jews

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Its just unbelievable when you sit back and think about it for a second. Some Kraut fellas build some underwater tubes and thats it? You give up and call it quits and sell out the colonies to indians and niggers?

In Rhodesia during the Bush War MI6 gave intelligence to the baboons , Margaret Thatcher was bullied by the Queen for standing up for White people in Rhodesia

 

[lowend73]

I like when the Brits attack each other on here. I read everything in a Cockney accent.

Pull that shit here, it will be a repeat of the ass raping yall got in 1776. We spun the block on you wig wearing assholes

Seriously, I love yall xoxo

 

[HH Brother]

Richard Dawkins and Chris Hitchens had the balls (at least at first) to also attack Islam and Jews

Hitchens had such a hardon for the Catholic Church. I wonder (((why))), funster.

 

[PogromStallone]

The only funny thing I’ve ever seen him do was flustering Preston off The Ordinary Boys, by reading excerpts of Preston’s ex-wife’s trashy autobiography live on Buzzcocks. Pretty good bit, and Preston is or at least was a bellend so an acceptable target.

Bitch, I already linked that.

 

[Dennyislife]

Completely fair, he looks like a human mantis.

He’s also a vegan teetotaller, whose last big standup post-pandemic was about fingering himself while on ayahuasca. Hack and bougie as it sounds, I’m afraid.

Worse, he used to pick on the Sugababes (a cultural institution) in his act. I despise him for how he used to talk about Mutya Buena, and that would be cause enough to hate anyone. As far as I know, he’s never been taken to task for this. He makes other gay men look awful by association.







The only funny thing I’ve ever seen him do was flustering Preston off The Ordinary Boys, by reading excerpts of Preston’s ex-wife’s trashy autobiography live on Buzzcocks. Pretty good bit, and Preston is or at least was a bellend so an acceptable target.






Oh and the quip Amstell often makes about his ego, where he says the news he most longs to get is “everyone died, you won”, is rather pithy. Suspect he wasn’t the one who came up with that originally, though.

Popworld was great fun and anyone pretending otherwise is a big fat poo head.

The fact that the sarcastic piss taking slightly vocal fry Maquita Oliver attitude is a common theme in my relationships has nothing to do with any fond memories

 

[Long Island Clan]

Completely fair, he looks like a human mantis.

He’s also a vegan teetotaller, whose last big standup post-pandemic was about fingering himself while on ayahuasca. Hack and bougie as it sounds, I’m afraid.

Worse, he used to pick on the Sugababes (a cultural institution) in his act. I despise him for how he used to talk about Mutya Buena, and that would be cause enough to hate anyone. As far as I know, he’s never been taken to task for this. He makes other gay men look awful by association.







The only funny thing I’ve ever seen him do was flustering Preston off The Ordinary Boys, by reading excerpts of Preston’s ex-wife’s trashy autobiography live on Buzzcocks. Pretty good bit, and Preston is or at least was a bellend so an acceptable target.






Oh and the quip Amstell often makes about his ego, where he says the news he most longs to get is “everyone died, you won”, is rather pithy. Suspect he wasn’t the one who came up with that originally, though.

Preston was enamoured by that common broad.