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He's an even worse athlete than student.
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Brewers Mini-Marathon forever canceled
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The three red hoodie pictures, he's clearly sprinting at top speed because he knows the cameras are snapping photos of him. The blue t-shirt ones look like he's trotting at normal (if not slow) marathon pace, but the Mustang hoodie looks like he's outrunning the cops. Look how he kicks his leg back at a 90 degree angle like he's Usain Bolt.
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Did Rick lie and call in a bomb threat as a rascal? The world may never know (he probably did, he’s gotten too fat and doesn’t want to lose).
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That fat angry baby in his Mustang hoodie overtook her with his determined grimace solely for the camera. She kept her pace and went right past him afterwards.
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He's so relieved he doesn't have to pretend to be a runner anymore.
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Would be funny if he now acts like he was going to run but oh darn that marathon doesn't exist anymore!
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Definitely. He walked the last half mile cause he sucks.
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I’m never going to stop pointing out how stupid it is to run an race bundled up like that in anything above arctic temperatures. I wouldn’t even walk my dog dressed like that unless it was like 20 degrees out.
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lmao some bitch in an iron lung beat Fatso
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lol are those girls laughing at fatrick
That's fantastic.
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Just imagine the autistic noises and screeches he was making during this homestretch
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The best part is you can see them in two pictures - first they initially see him and are wondering what to make of this fat retard in a Mustang hoodie, and then in that second picture they're openly laughing at him as he fatly shuffled past
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It's a shame; if Rick was taking-part then we could've put a charity-team together... I would've trained
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I'm stoned so that might be part of it, but my ribs are hurting from looking at the pictures of him making those faces and the Bottom 9th Percent in big text. He went all out and basically came in almost dead last. Jesus Christ, it's funnier every time I look at it.
In most other occasions, I wouldn't laugh because anyone doing their best has nothing to be ashamed of. But he was such a condescending, smug asshole to people acting like he was a competitive athlete on Twitter while turning in such a poor performance in real life. He deserves to be made fun of and called fat.
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"Welp, after spending the last several months getting into optimal shape my beloved Brewers mini marathon has been canceled for good. Had some great times running with all the other amazing athletes over the years but at least now I can focus on lifting heavier since I don't need to stay so lean year round anymore."
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His facial expressions are so hilarious. The faces he makes in the red hoodie photos are clearly performative, like he's try to be a real badass and mean-mugging and showing off in front of everyone at the finish line. It's bizarre and autistic/narcissistic.View attachment 42463
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Then you see the pictures of him in the blue shirt where there are almost no people around. So you get unadulterated Pat, exhausted and almost crying like the pathetic pussy ass bitch he really is. Horrible, fat, unathletic fatbody dying while lightly jogging, pig heart pumping his sludgy, grease-laden blood to his hooves and pig brain. Asshole.