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Breathtaking Portuguese-Japanese princess

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Just remember she’s so beautiful some jerkoff at community college told her in a lecture hall that he was going to rape her.

Rapists don’t even tell a bitch they’d rape her, they just do it. if he was gonna rape you, he would’ve found a way to get you alone and rape you. That’s why i know that story is bullshit. At college 99% of women looked better than Moose Manatee. So yeah even an alleged rapist could do better, in my opinion.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Just remember she’s so beautiful some jerkoff at community college told her in a lecture hall that he was going to rape her.

Rapists don’t even tell a bitch they’d rape her, they just do it. if he was gonna rape you, he would’ve found a way to get you alone and rape you. That’s why i know that story is bullshit. At college 99% of women looked better than Moose Manatee. So yeah even an alleged rapist could do better, in my opinion.
All her “victim” stories involve zero police reports. In her mind anyone that looks at her is trying to rape her. She’s just another ugly fat whale that claims she can’t leave the house due to being hit on yet nobody is looking for her. In her mind the guy serving her at Starbucks is “hitting” on her. Ugly girls like her get zero actual attention from men so even a guy saying hello to them means they’re trying to fuck then. Not So.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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All her “victim” stories involve zero police reports. In her mind anyone that looks at her is trying to rape her. She’s just another ugly fat whale that claims she can’t leave the house due to being hit on yet nobody is looking for her. In her mind the guy serving her at Starbucks is “hitting” on her. Ugly girls like her get zero actual attention from men so even a guy saying hello to them means they’re trying to fuck then. Not So.
Her stories remind me a lot of this obese untalented and unfunny author and standup comedian from Milwaukee. Must just be a coincidence.
 

AntsBatteryCharge

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So even if the actual owner comes forward wanting their family dog back, MM isn't giving it back unless they meet her high requirements.

"He's also learning to love his crate as a safe space..."

Of course he is, you fat slob. You're feeding him and basically reprogramming him. Stop projecting your chubby-wristed insecurities onto someone else's dog and maybe consider getting a job instead.

Puppies can be fun, but they're also a pain in the ass and require a lot of attention. Or! You can skip all that time and effort, let someone else deal with it, then steal their dog!
 
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