BREAKING: Porsalin has officially started work on new Patrick documentary!

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I've always said that one day this pig will surpass CC in terms of internet infamy and I stand by that.

I honestly believe this is all going to end in the most dramatic fashion imaginable. He'll either Benoit himself and Niki or do something so stupid that he'll land himself in prison. I mean fuck, he's already made up bomb threats, lied under oath and submitted falsified evidence in court. He will never concede defeat and that's what makes him such a fascinating lolpig.

I should also mention that this man is fat. Fatter than most people even.

Speaking the truth here brotherman.
I got into Chris about the time the singing competition versus Liquid Chris was happening so been there a while...
I have no doubt that Fatrick will do something very reckless and stupid and land himself in lots of trouble.

Sure Chris had to fuck his mother to do that but he's way more a coward than Fatrick and that's kept him out of trouble, besides the Snyder thing and Gamestop macing of course.

Fatrick is utterly certain and convinced he is an 'actual tough guy' and that a huge cabal of rascals are everywhere. He is convinced that he can just point and that person is arrested and jailed. He's also incredibly insecure, drunken 'brave' and been circling down the drain for a while.

I have long predicted that some innocent sap will look at him wrong at a convention and after a morning of drinking and being ignored he will launch himself at some skinny, short little bloke (because like Chris, Fatrick is a total cowardly cunt and will never get tough with anyone who can fight back) and get himself a lawsuit.

Or he will get so obnoxious and nasty that someone will be sick of his shit at the bar, sick of his smug, self satisfied fat face and will smash his head in...

He will be drunk at some public event and say something to someone expecting compliance, and get fucked up or walk himself into a beating by approaching some people and being a snide cunt or something

He talks himself into a beating and list of charges by the cops...

It will happen. When they come to take away his car and bike and goods he will lose the plot...

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I get that.

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[guest]

I hope he makes it for reddit normies. I can't wait for them to meet him.

Coming off the success of his recent Mersh documentary (100k views in 10 days), this shit is going to get a lot of eyes on Patrick. This could be a leveling up situation.

 

[BudDickman]

Speaking the truth here brotherman.
I got into Chris about the time the singing competition versus Liquid Chris was happening so been there a while...
I have no doubt that Fatrick will do something very reckless and stupid and land himself in lots of trouble.

Sure Chris had to fuck his mother to do that but he's way more a coward than Fatrick and that's kept him out of trouble, besides the Snyder thing and Gamestop macing of course.

Fatrick is utterly certain and convinced he is an 'actual tough guy' and that a huge cabal of rascals are everywhere. He is convinced that he can just point and that person is arrested and jailed. He's also incredibly insecure, drunken 'brave' and been circling down the drain for a while.

I have long predicted that some innocent sap will look at him wrong at a convention and after a morning of drinking and being ignored he will launch himself at some skinny, short little bloke (because like Chris, Fatrick is a total cowardly cunt and will never get tough with anyone who can fight back) and get himself a lawsuit.

Or he will get so obnoxious and nasty that someone will be sick of his shit at the bar, sick of his smug, self satisfied fat face and will smash his head in...

He will be drunk at some public event and say something to someone expecting compliance, and get fucked up or walk himself into a beating by approaching some people and being a snide cunt or something

He talks himself into a beating and list of charges by the cops...

It will happen. When they come to take away his car and bike and goods he will lose the plot...

Naw, he's a fucking pussy. The time to fight back would've been during The Lappening, but instead he just stood there with a fake smile on his face while he was publicly emasculated.

There was also the Mini-Lappening that occured at that Halloween party where multiple guys hit on his wife right in front of him while he again pretended not to notice or care.

Those guys who were hitting on Niki didn't look like badasses either, just normal guys who saw Pat meekly playing with his phone or making lame jokes and immediately pegged him as a non-factor.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

BREAKING: Dan Mullen is a rapist.

 

[FurBurger]

He'll either Benoit himself and Niki or do something so stupid that he'll land himself in prison. I mean fuck, he's already made up bomb threats, lied under oath and submitted falsified evidence in court.

I believe that the way he's repeatedly and blatantly ignored the courts' orders to Pay Quasi constitutes contempt of court; enough to earn him
him no-shit jail time in both Wisconsin and California. Quasi's got to go through the motions of trying to contact Pat enough to convince the court that Pat's not playing the game; as soon as that happens I think the stick will come out and Pat will be "Yes, childing" Aryan Brotherhood members in no time.

(If he ends up in Protective Custody with the pedos who also aren't allowed around their children.... )

 

[Kurt_Love]

Hopefully he does another 5 hour interview with Mister Metokur to get his reaction to Fatty's highlights. The Mersh one is a better watch than the doc

 

[Easily_Remembered]

No child, Large Marge did not send you. That's another one of your delusions.

No child, you don't know that's what I am. That's you again, stlaker.

 

[Meownaw]

I've always said that one day this pig will surpass CC in terms of internet infamy and I stand by that.

I honestly believe this is all going to end in the most dramatic fashion imaginable. He'll either Benoit himself and Niki or do something so stupid that he'll land himself in prison. I mean fuck, he's already made up bomb threats, lied under oath and submitted falsified evidence in court. He will never concede defeat and that's what makes him such a fascinating lolpig.

I should also mention that this man is fat. Fatter than most people even.

I would agree if he didn't rape his own mother. It's a tough one.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've always wanted to ruffle his hair in an act of dominance, he'd hate it so much! ... but I like him & just wanna pull his pig-tails. He's a good egg!

 

[Stent]

He's flip-flopped on this shit about 3 times within a week already.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

This nigga peaked early, I was a huge fan with his 100% Italian bit but everything I saw after the Sam documentary was atrocious. Pun happy limey.

Still I’ll watch anything mocking our prized pig.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

When Porsalin drops this, I predict we'll see a rise in his profile especially through KiwiFarms, which might take his currently exponential growth super critical.

Pat will predictably do the dumbest thing possible and DMCA the video, have it taken down, and copyright strike Porsalin or even have his account deleted. This will finally turn Patrick into the mainstream lolcow we've dreamed of seeing, bringing in a new host of faggots and alogs to do the patposting for us.

Quasi will possess Patrick's house, convert it into a sex dungeon, and we can all join together and make sweet gay love as we've always secretly desired. It'll be like Shashank Redemption, but somehow even more homosexual.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

When Porsalin drops this, I predict we'll see a rise in his profile especially through KiwiFarms, which might take his currently exponential growth super critical.

Pat will predictably do the dumbest thing possible and DMCA the video, have it taken down, and copyright strike Porsalin or even have his account deleted. This will finally turn Patrick into the mainstream lolcow we've dreamed of seeing, bringing in a new host of faggots and alogs to do the patposting for us.

Quasi will possess Patrick's house, convert it into a sex dungeon, and we can all join together and make sweet gay love as we've always secretly desired. It'll be like Shashank Redemption, but somehow even more homosexual.

Thanks for the throbbing erection, pal

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Patrick's house, convert it into a sex dungeon, and we can all join together and make sweet gay love as we've always secretly desired. It'll be like Shashank Redemption, but somehow even more homosexual.

Get busy fistin, or get busy dyin'

 

[guest]

When Porsalin drops this, I predict we'll see a rise in his profile especially through KiwiFarms, which might take his currently exponential growth super critical.

Pat will predictably do the dumbest thing possible and DMCA the video, have it taken down, and copyright strike Porsalin or even have his account deleted. This will finally turn Patrick into the mainstream lolcow we've dreamed of seeing, bringing in a new host of faggots and alogs to do the patposting for us.

Quasi will possess Patrick's house, convert it into a sex dungeon, and we can all join together and make sweet gay love as we've always secretly desired. It'll be like Shashank Redemption, but somehow even more homosexual.

Pat didn't do anything to Porsalin's first doc. He also only managed to take one of Dan's videos down. Youtube is surprisingly OK when it comes to siding with creators who have a decent subscriber count. Even if he flags it, I think Youtube would side with Porsalin.

 

[guest]

I’m sure porsalin will reach out to pat for this and I wonder what the response will be. He’ll probably just ignore it since he can’t handwave him as a clinically obsessed criminal but it would be interesting if he got an interview out of it.

 

[EraGodless]

I’m sure porsalin will reach out to pat for this and I wonder what the response will be. He’ll probably just ignore it since he can’t handwave him as a clinically obsessed criminal but it would be interesting if he got an interview out of it.

Pat's too stupid and arrogant to take the piss out of the documentary by finally admit that he hasn't exactly handled things well and that he should leave it alone. The idiots can never ever win. Even if they're right.

Remember, Pat would rather be "right," than happy.

 

[guest]

Coming off the success of his recent Mersh documentary (100k views in 10 days), this shit is going to get a lot of eyes on Patrick. This could be a leveling up situation.

BIGGER than Netflix, child.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This nigga peaked early, I was a huge fan with his 100% Italian bit but everything I saw after the Sam documentary was atrocious. Pun happy limey.

Still I’ll watch anything mocking our prized pig.

I was interested in his Kevin Brennan and Bert Kreischer docs. Brennan's dragged a bit but I thought the Kreischer one was well done