BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud

[JayFirebrand2]

"They put on a really bold face... but they're scared shitless"

Lol

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“He’s moonlighting as a cyber terrorist!!”

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

How is he at Hooligans again? Imagine going out for a smoke break at the bar and this fat asshole is out there on the phone wildly gesticulating and screaming about cyberstlakers and lawsuits and a murdering cop and just generally rambling like a crazy person. Then, like a week later, you're out at the bar again and that same fat asshole is out there doing it again? What a surreal experience.

 

[guest]

Some have said that Pat is splurging on frivolous things because he plans on just going bankrupt, but Im starting to think he actually convinced himself he is about to become famous so he can just spend as much as he wants, and will pay it off after he releases his bestseller and plugs it on Meet The Press

The fantasy of being famous and telling his story and getting movie deals out of this made him completely overlook obvious red flags.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"They put on a really bold face... but they're scared shitless"

Lol

Yeah, like when everybody celebrates because Rick just did something that further cements his lolcow status, that enthusiasm is just a show we put on for each of because terror. He totally read that one right.

Do you think he believes this bullshit, or that it just makes him sound better for the story?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is so fat... yes, with an f.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

He's telling Josiah about how that half-marathon was his worst timing lol.
Must be exhausting, trying to impress everyone you come in contact with.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The fantasy of being famous and telling his story and getting movie deals out of this made him completely overlook obvious red flags.

Yup. Like anyone else that gets catfished. Needing this so bad that the only thing he sees is what he wants most. Good three-year-plan on making us your springboard to fame, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JayFirebrand2]

He said "Gamergate 2.0" LMFAAAAAAOOOOOO

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The fantasy of being famous and telling his story and getting movie deals out of this made him completely overlook obvious red flags.

Its a classic catfishing. Normally the idea of a woman is used because a mans brain can become completely intoxicated and broken over a female. In this case, it was fame and fortune that caused Piggys brain to go to that place usually only seen when approaching orgasm, when nothing else matters at all except cumming.
And he’s about to get some serious post-nut clarity

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Who are these “backdoor” contacts the SFWA has with Goodreads? Maybe Paul will spill the beans in Part 4. This whole thing stinks of pepperoni!

 

[FLUUUID]

If we actually get to see the videos of the 2 Nigerian body-builders Patrick hired to write virgin Tomlinson on his scooter, I may well have to change my underpants.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's amazing how much this forum is winning. Congrats to you fine brothermen and brotherwomen!

Goddamn it, I'm so proud of you all.

 

[HoraceStanker]

Pats playing like he’s Paul’s protector. The guy is suicidal so he treats him with kid gloves. Meanwhile Pat’s leading Paul to the slaughter.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The Canyon Boykin shit is just so incredible, at least the Cris Italia shit had the real Cris writing articles about Seth.

We spend an entire year protesting white cop on black civilian violence, protests and riots all over the country. Then Patrick discovers his greatest fucking enemy just happens to be a white cop who killed a black civilian questionably and got away with it. Aren't these puzzle pieces connecting a bit too perfectly, Patrick? No, any questioning of this OBVIOUS HUMONGOUS coincidence is handwaved away, because Patrick is a good person and murdering cops are bad people. Thus, a bad person would clearly be after him.

Also holy shit, he's fucking obsessed with that dumb mini-marathon. He spent 5 minutes ranting about a mini-marathon he ran years ago to a presumed HuffPo reporter! He literally said he has a running alibi that ran the entire race alongside him and can confirm he never cheated, despite this alibi appearing in none of the photos alongside Patrick. He then also said that they don't photograph every racer at every checkpoint. Fuck, I can only imagine the satisfaction Carol's gonna feel when he hears the desperation in Patrick's voice. I RAN THAT MARATHON ON A TWISTED GODDAMN ANKLE!

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

His admission that he twisted his ankle just makes it even more believable that he would take a shortcut and take it easy on himself.

And if someone just came out and said “Yeah I twisted my fucking ankle so I took a shortcut on a dumbass Brewers fun run. What of it?” nobody would even care. His autistic defensiveness is the only reason anyone cares lmao

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

His admission that he twisted his ankle just makes it even more believable that he would take a shortcut and take it easy on himself.

And if someone just came out and said “Yeah I twisted my fucking ankle so I took a shortcut on a dumbass Brewers fun run. What of it?” nobody would even care. His autistic defensiveness is the only reason anyone cares lmao

Exactly. People cut short all the time for injury, or they’re hungover at this piss ant fun runs, or whatever. No one judges you until you go on social media and gloat about running sub-two hours and say snarky shit like “What’s your PB, sweetie?”

Nobody who has trained with any seriousness and completed a good run would ever demean someone else’s running like that. Good natured ball busting happens, but it’s good natured.

Pat was portraying himself as a ‘Fitspiration’ and positioning himself to put up followers based upon what the facts indicate are inflated results, like his big fat swollen face and neck.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He sounds like such a lunatic throughout this whole thing. What's funny is that he calls us all cyberstlakers, but around 8:00 when he talks about Canyon Boykin, he clearly has been cyberstalking that dude for months. He probably works at a Lowe's these days and meanwhile, Piggy Boy is at home stalking Boykin's wife's instagram and looking at pictures of their kids and trying to find the guy's address and phone number.

Pat really is the perfect intersection of stupidity, narcissism, gullibility, stubbornness, heft, delusion, and sociopathy. It's a joy to listen to this.

 

[guest]

If this is all true and its gonna get even better it is far superior than anything KiwiFarms, 4chan etc has EVER pulled.
Fuck anything M Night Shaman has done or "Usual Suspects".