BREAKING: Patrick allegedly waiving the white flag, admits Norm is funny, and is leaving Twitter forever [UPDATE: It was an impostor child]

[RoTheHo69]

Its a pretty good impersonation. Do da bit.

 

[Meownaw]

If he was up for 2 days straight and Niki came home today and gave him an ultimatum, it might jar some things loose.

I originally thought it was a Pest, and replied. He responded and then blocked me. Still thought it was a bit. Now I'm hoping this was the last exchange we'll ever have.

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"What you are doing is a felony" and him admitting he is impersonating the account are dead giveaways. Fawwwwk now I have nothing to jerk it to.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is going to have so many posts to respond to when he comes back.

 

[guest]

fake and gay

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Ooooh.

We may have gone too far this time.

Not until theres a self inflicted gunshot wound to his head

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

@stealthygeek suspended again. He’s done.

wait wha?...

Every day I've woke up last few days there's been something awesome & new!

 

[garbageman2244]

Nowhere near enough commas. Report for impersonation, and block, stlaker children.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Not until theres a self inflicted gunshot wound to his head

Like a normal one or a Hillary Clinton one?

Nobody wants to actually kill you, you fat dunce

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Piggy is back, and apparently there's a few fawkin problems that use this board.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The real fat cunt is back. Wish I’d gone to bed before checking one less time. *sniff* Here’s to waking up with him gone once again. Night, niggers.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"What you are doing is a felony" and him admitting he is impersonating the account are dead giveaways. Fawwwwk now I have nothing to jerk it to.

"I am weeping as I type this."

ribs

 

[FurBurger]

"What you are doing is a felony" and him admitting he is impersonating the account are dead giveaways. Fawwwwk now I have nothing to jerk it to.

@CarolMaxheinie posted a near-nude the other day, if that helps.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It should have ended with a Vos plug.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

"What you are doing is a felony" and him admitting he is impersonating the account are dead giveaways. Fawwwwk now I have nothing to jerk it to.

Fancy a sniff of me? I smell like piss, gone off trout and repressed sexuality. But then again, I am born of a woman who has sex with Fatso

 

[Udders]

Not bad, but

1) He would never say 'thank you' in a real, unsarcastic way,
2) He cares more about twitter than his own family, no way he gives it up,
3) If he ever did punch out a final time, he'd have to frame it as a win somehow, he'd never be humble about it.

 

[guest]

Great bit, I totally bought it. You guys are getting too good.

 

[guest]

It's not over till you admit you're fat.

It's not over until he completely deletes himself either from life or social media entirely