Breaking news about Rick's Thanksgiving

[guest]

It is that brand. He wasn't really loying for once.

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Maybe not lying but fatly exaggerating. Harris's pot is still 20% more expensive.

 

[peckafacce]

Look at all that grease on that tea pot. What a fucking pig.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

There is literally roach shit on his stove.

 

[Clint Ruin]

There is literally roach shit on his stove.

I also bet he let's that stupid lizard walk everywhere including the stove and the table. I hope the scaly fuck commits suicide by jumping into a pot for Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"It's a vibrating tagine egg. You put it in your ass. I'm sorry you're stupid."

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

yeah he ate some slop in august
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Why would you put a whole fucking cinnamon stick on the plate?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I can't stop coming back to that picture of his filthy stove. Who the fuck would share a picture like that? Dirty pots and pans just sitting on an equally dirty range, all so he can swing-and-a-miss brag about some dumb piece of cookware here didn't even pay for. Fuck this guy sucks

 

[guest]

Why would you put a whole fucking cinnamon stick on the plate?

Why would he share pictures of a burnt Wellington or a plate of overcooked eggs and sweetcorn? He's an autistic mong who's suffered a serious head injury

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why would he share pictures of a burnt Wellington or a plate of overcooked eggs and sweetcorn? He's an autistic mong who's suffered a serious head injury

Microwaved eggs for that matter. A microwave that he has to put on top of his fridge due to living in a tiny dump.

 

[guest]

Nobodys done this joke yet? It's a mold of Pat's prolapsed asshole after Niki pegged him.

 

[guest]

Microwaved eggs for that matter. A microwave that he has to put on top of his fridge due to living in a tiny dump.

I microwaved scrambled eggs once when I was a student. They weren't inedible but there's zero reason to cook them that way if you have a functional stove. He is truly retarded.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He’s def spending thanksgiving alone, he will be tranny simping that he hates his conservative family and is “right” to cut them out of his life.
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Weird how someone affiliated with the pedophile infested SFWA talks about reporting someone else to the FBI.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Nothing enrages me more than an unseasoned cast iron skillet.
I bet he puts it in the dishwasher.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He’s def spending thanksgiving alone, he will be tranny simping that he hates his conservative family and is “right” to cut them out of his life.
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She says "deprogram" but she means "reprogram." I bet that OH GOD! Sorry, I just remembered how grotesquely ugly she is. Gross.

Reminder - they can't fully open their freezer door because they (the US taxpayer) bought a fridge that's too big for their shitty little kitchen and could only fit it (just about) right next to that 1978 cooker. Same story with their bed. Maybe 6 inches of space between it and the bedroom door. Hahaha. Paupers

Don't forget the toilet paper holder that's attached to the bathroom door. You can reach it from anywhere in the bathroom, jealous atalker.

 

[guest]

He has a $300 Le Creuset pot sitting on what's probably a $400 stove. And everything is fucking dirty. The stove is filthy. The cast iron looks like it hasn't been oiled or seasoned in years and I think it's dirty. There's a frying pan with a spatula in it that might also be dirty. The vent or whatever it is in the back is brown and discolored. The tea pot is stained like he was frying something on the burner next to it and it's got a grease film on it. He lives in squalor. Fat too.