BREAKING: Facebook Posting Arc has Commenced

[Dog Eater]

I like how he starts his post with, "So, funny story." IS IT!?? Nice trying to play it off like you're totally not bothered, stupid.

Yes, it is very, very funny.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Another trophy for the wall

 

[firstimelongtime]

I really hope those rascals don't start texting him over this.

Likely an unpopular opinion, but I kinda hope that they don't. Not to sound all Kiwi-y. I mean, I don't expect him to learn his lesson not to be an absolute, cunty loudmouth, but here's his chance. But he'll pop up somewhere else. Maybe go all in and become the Torque Wheeler that the world's been waiting for. Who knows?

Besides, texting about it is just ammo for him to bring to his next grovel session with Twitter support. "It's a coordinated effort by internet terrorists the dang dirty trolls to silence me" vs "Sir, you've repeatedly broken the code of conduct here and are no longer welcome in our establishment". There has to be a reason as to why he keeps getting his bans reversed. I doubt it's $5k every time.

edit: I guess what I am trying to say is that radio silence would be the funniest, most unexpected play. And would probably help keep him and his favorite toy/worst enemy separated.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

One of these faggots has to be PennyEater

 

[Dog Eater]

Likely an unpopular opinion, but I kinda hope that they don't. Not to sound all Kiwi-y. I mean, I don't expect him to learn his lesson not to be an absolute, cunty loudmouth, but here's his chance. But he'll pop up somewhere else. Maybe go all in and become the Torque Wheeler that the world's been waiting for. Who knows?

Besides, texting about it is just ammo for him to bring to his next grovel session with Twitter support. "It's a coordinated effort by internet terrorists the dang dirty trolls to silence me" vs "Sir, you've repeatedly broken the code of conduct here and are no longer welcome in our establishment". There has to be a reason as to why he keeps getting his bans reversed. I doubt it's $5k every time.

edit: I guess what I am trying to say is that radio silence would be the funniest, most unexpected play. And would probably help keep him and his favorite toy/worst enemy separated.

Gay.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Hmm. Not a word of support from Pedo Paul...

 

[guest]

It’s on here somewhere, I can’t remember where. Basically Boomia said he was going to go up to him and call him a child and then beat him unconscious if Patrick attacks him for it. Very funny stuff. Misspelled in his typical fashion.

I very rarely have typos on posts because I usually post from my PC. On my phone I don't even proofread them, but on that one I deliberately used no for know not even seeing the other typos hoping that he'd post as he usually does when I typo. It's providence that I had so many others and he posted them. My goal was to try and get him to call the local police saying I was inviting him up for harm or something like that. He one upped it with the threat email. I hope it is what got him banned.

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[Meownaw]

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Watch out for this one he's pretty sharp

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

all white people who call themselves jewish will perish in a fire.

But first all Jews who call themselves White people

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Cant get anything past that guy

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I very rarely have typos on posts because I usually post from my PC. On my phone I don't even proofread them, but on that one I deliberately used no for know not even seeing the other typos hoping that he'd post as he usually does when I typo. It's providence that I had so many others and he posted them. My goal was to try and get him to call the local police saying I was inviting him up for harm or something like that. He one upped it with the threat email. I hope it is what got him banned.

The fake email had to be written by someone without autocorrect trying to sound like you. Because of your fat fingers you'll say the wrong word sometimes but not any blatant typos like Drunk Fatrick

 

[Udders]

I very rarely have typos on posts because I usually post from my PC. On my phone I don't even proofread them, but on that one I deliberately used no for know not even seeing the other typos hoping that he'd post as he usually does when I typo. It's providence that I had so many others and he posted them. My goal was to try and get him to call the local police saying I was inviting him up for harm or something like that. He one upped it with the threat email. I hope it is what got him banned.

Providence? I love you Booms.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Just keep a Google alert on Twitter for the terms
"child"
"shit mitten"
"sippy cup Caligula"
"sorted"
"full stop"
"pecks"
"remarried"

@HovelBoss

 

[Meownaw]

@HovelBoss

Get a load of @CorradoSloprano8 he really pounded that guy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

report to the FBI that a man in Nigeria received an email about a plan to commit a murder in Canada

they make Patrick look knowledgable about how the law works by comparison

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

mmm…and Tom Johnson threatening to get PIs on us.

How‘s it hanging at Home Depot 1259, Tommy? Better not be late for work tomorrow.

 

[More Worser]

Just got here. Did anyone call her Lynn De Kike yet?

 

[FurBurger]

My goal was to try and get him to call the local police saying I was inviting him up for harm or something like that.

I don't think getting police involved is a good goal; if they actually decided to give a fuck they have more resources than the SFWA.

Besides, aren't you in Canada? Don't they arrest you guys for mean looks and harsh language?

 

[Imager]

Good thing for Patrick that Facebook is really popular these days and everyone uses it.