BREAKING: An exclusive, one-on-one interview with an OnAForums legend has been confirmed

[Heyfellas]

If it’s Terry I’ll celebrate by posting dick pics and doxx myself

It could be you. Get on cam and let that butthole talk

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat & Niki every time Nice Podcast, Stupid airs:

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Fawwwkin nibbler hanging.... ribs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If it's Martin Landau I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

If it's Martin Landau I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.

Abe, you always were a jealous old heeb

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d kill for a Jon and Ade interview. There’s just so many things I’d love to hear them say.

 

[guest]

If it's Martin Landau I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.

I put a 10 year moratorium on doing press after my death. Younger actors deserve their time to shine.

Abe, you always were a jealous old heeb

And you were always a cocksucker, Lipshitz. Stick your clarinet up your ass until it smells like Ron Glass and your eyes look like Jack Soo.

 

[Phish]

If it's Martin Landau I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off.

Id be more pissed if it were DAVE Landau, ami right fellas!

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

I put a 10 year moratorium on doing press after my death. Younger actors deserve their time to shine.


And you were always a cocksucker, Lipshitz. Stick your clarinet up your ass until it smells like Ron Glass and your eyes look like Jack Soo.

of course you have to hog the attention you lying potty mouth. And to defend a gay rapist like Abe, for shame

 

[guest]

of course you have to hog the attention you lying potty mouth. And to defend a gay rapist like Abe, for shame

This is the 21st century, chum. What Abe gets up to with other men in the bathhouse or in dark cinemas is his own business.

Don't think you can slander me either. I don't take back sass from the son of a gypsy mother who should've been drowned in the Caspian Sea at birth.

Id be more pissed if it were DAVE Landau, ami right fellas!

My nephew tries his best. I've told him about that haircut.

 

[guest]

How about the strictly stalking people to get their take on Pat

 

[Will Tate]

How about the strictly stalking people to get their take on Pat

Enough vodka and Xanax and Beebe would let the attendees of the Solo Joe Hooligan's Extravaganza run a train on her. Can't titty-fuck her, so limit is 5 at a time.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

This is the 21st century, chum. What Abe gets up to with other men in the bathhouse or in dark cinemas is his own business.

Don't think you can slander me either. I don't take back sass from the son of a gypsy mother who should've been drowned in the Caspian Sea at birth.


My nephew tries his best. I've told him about that haircut.

Think again you pederast. Of course You of all people would normalize abhorrent behaviors. I'll have you know on the set of Fish when nobody was looking, Abe forcibly digitally penetrated me with his middle and ring finger. Leave it to you to be antisemitic... I heard your father tried to rescue relatives from the Nazis but failed because one of the soldiers dropped a pocketful of nickels

 

[guest]

Think again you pederast. Of course You of all people would normalize abhorrent behaviors. I'll have you know on the set of Fish when nobody was looking, Abe forcibly digitally penetrated me with his middle and ring finger. Leave it to you to be antisemitic... I heard your father tried to rescue relatives from the Nazis but failed because one of the soldiers dropped a pocketful of nickels

Don't besmirch my father's good name, Lipschitz. He told the other guards to make fish fingers out of your relatives. He had those boys in stitches while your family put their shoes on the pile.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

Don't besmirch my father's good name, Lipschitz. He told the other guards to make fish fingers out of your relatives. He had those boys in stitches while your family put their shoes on the pile.

Of course your people would have been the kapos. Traitorous self hating Jews. I didn't know the ovens were coin operated

 

[guest]

Of course your people would have been the kapos. Traitorous self hating Jews. I didn't know the ovens were coin operated

That insinuation is a vile slur against my family's name! I expect no less from your type. Don't think I've forgotten what you said about my best friend James Dean.

Look at you! You can't tell me that the William Morris Agency saw your face and didn't roll their eyes when you said "My name is Hal LINDEN." Which ghetto in Moldova did your family infest, Lipschitz?

Now, look at those eyebrows! You could set your watch by them! Smooth, straight and masculine. You can't tell me any ethnic tinker can create those kind of good looks.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

That insinuation is a vile slur against my family's name! I expect no less from your type. Don't think I've forgotten what you said about my best friend James Dean.

Look at you! You can't tell me that the William Morris Agency saw your face and didn't roll their eyes when you said "My name is Hal LINDEN." Which ghetto in Moldova did your family infest, Lipschitz?

Now, look at those eyebrows! You could set your watch by them! Smooth, straight and masculine. You can't tell me any ethnic tinker can create those kind of good looks.

you're a homosexual rapist, an anti-Semite, and worst of all, you were in Ready to Rumble.

 

[guest]

you're a homosexual rapist, an anti-Semite, and worst of all, you were in Ready to Rumble.

Tap out, son. I brought that character to life. I turned that into art. You can't appreciate what it takes to create on-screen presence. Typical baby-boomer. We have a special section in the afterlife for your generation. Not that your kind gets into Heaven.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nigger

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m pretty sure having three Hollywood ghosts on this board, is more than anything any other place on the internet can claim. This might be the best thing ever.

 

[guest]

Finally got around to listening. Great cast but left me wanting more. I guess that’s the idea…