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Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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ngl im kinda surprised by the long digits after seeing the thumb. can we get a full hand pic? this is how it is in my mind based on current information
A better joke would have been "nice strong hand, stupid" bc it would be an actual reference to the movieNice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
It's just a very large thumb overall like the rest of the digits, it's all proportional. I'd tell you if it wasn't.
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You have deformed, subhuman hands, just own up to it.
You have the hands of a chimp corpse, all wrinkled. This is you -
Deep gouges in the linoleum? If I had a guess, and keep in mind now I'm just a simple hickster lawyer, is that Mr Boq had a child bride behind that door that kept escaping. So he moved his fridge in front to stop the door. I see no other possibility
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My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
very fat middle and ring fingers, WAYY out of proportion. Nice girl bracelet too, stupid.My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
He had the audacity to call you mummy hands Muhammad in sassy DMs too!My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
Another W for the boqster
All joking aside, that’s a cool pendant. What does it mean?
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It's a $7,000 Rolex...rubester
The cheapest rolex possible LOL
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Its a collection of all the Quranic chapters that start with the Muqat'at (mysterious letters whose purpose nobody figured out and Mohammed never explained):
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muqatta%CA%BFat[/URL]
Sell it and buy some paint to go over that awful avocado shit in the passport photo. Chrissakes that hasn't been sold since the mid 70s. Absolutely haram
Clearly not his either, way too many links for those womanly wrists, Nigster. Hand me downs.
You have a point. He should take it to a jeweller to get resized.
Does this Somalian shitskin really use a flat iron on his hair? LMAO. Tell me he is not a fag lol.
How many straight men post to Lipstick Alley?