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Boq is the overnight clerk at the family gas station

Libby's Fat Footster

Haha Holee Crow
"I'm smarter/ higher IQ than you.."
Can you restore the "Dutch Massacre" thread too?
Nice beating me to it by 30 mins because you're a productive member of society where you wake up at dawn, take your kids to school, and work normal 9 to 5 hours, brewster

Meanwhile Boq is just getting home from the overnight shift at the family gas station where he posted all night in between chasing off junkies with a frazzled old broom, and going to sleep at sunrise smelling like gasoline which is honestly an improvement over his natural stench