Boomia AMA LOL

[guest]

I dunno, dude.

That’s some legit “can’t really speak English” type English.

The cement is for a new pair of shoes he's making for a certain client currently $37k behind in back payments

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't mean to be a dick but that Jenna Ortega stuff makes you come across like a bit of a guy who ought to be killed with a hammer.

She’s 19...

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I don't mean to be a dick but that Jenna Ortega stuff makes you come across like a bit of a guy who ought to be killed with a hammer.

What did the fawking hammer do? ...tss....

Take us to break you fat fawking waste of skin

 

[Mike Glyer]

Boomia's name is John.

 

[Jenna]

I don't mean to be a dick but that Jenna Ortega stuff makes you come across like a bit of a guy who ought to be killed with a hammer.

Italians are such pussies. Ehhhh you snitched on the family, we're gonna shoot you in the head and dump you in the ocean! Ehhhh Mikey he sleeps with the fishes!

Piss off the wrong Mexican cartel? You got 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 1 cock. That's 21 days, three weeks of getting digits cut off by a machete. Imagine Silvio doing that to a rival gangster.

 

[Raymond]

Italians are such pussies. Ehhhh you snitched on the family, we're gonna shoot you in the head and dump you in the ocean! Ehhhh Mikey he sleeps with the fishes!

Piss off the wrong Mexican cartel? You got 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 1 cock. That's 21 days, three weeks of getting digits cut off by a machete. Imagine Silvio doing that to a rival gangster.

Oh literal Jenna Torquetega! (Dan, ...) I didn't mean to say that you should literally be killed. Your bit just gives me the creeps. I have no issue with you otherwise and I'm sure I up-ribbed some of your stuff in the past.

 

[guest]

I'm not that Anthony Ferrante, but oh well lol. I haven't been in Canada forever, I was born in NJ. My social media presence is very small. Fat Rick needs to dig his own truffles out though.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Stop trying to reason with Deanna and just call her a fucking faggot

 

[NoBacon]

If I knew who anybody here was, I’d never reveal that info to anybody. Omertà,

Obviously people like Dan who want to be known are fair game.

 

[Jenna]

Oh literal Jenna Torquetega! (Dan, ...) I didn't mean to say that you should literally be killed. Your bit just gives me the creeps. I have no issue with you otherwise and I'm sure I up-ribbed some of your stuff in the past.

You get that the alliance was more of a "omg I'm so in love with Lucy Lawless I wish I could be with her" thing while the Jenna thing is more a meta satire on the prevalence of stan culture in social media and the ever-present ageism that affects Hollywood actresses? Yeah she's cute like every other Disney Channel princess: Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice. If this was "what actress do I think is the prettiest" it'd probably be Ana De Armas. That's boring and basic, like the alliance. Hey guys I saw a movie with Alyson Hannigan and was crushing on her can we add her to the alliance please?

There's also an insane amount of coincidences that I keep stumbling onto. Like right now she's starring in a movie where white people chop up nonwhite children and make meatloaf from their flesh. The leader of the white people is the guy who had a tree fall on his house. God is an Ortegaposter and I work for him.

 

[guest]

If I knew who anybody here was, I’d never reveal that info to anybody. Omertà,

of course,
I mean I have boomia's full dox, but the pig has no use for it, like his little pecker
fuck joey valachi

Obviously people like Dan who want to be known are fair game.

 

[guest]

You get that the alliance was more of a "omg I'm so in love with Lucy Lawless I wish I could be with her" thing while the Jenna thing is more a meta satire on the prevalence of stan culture in social media and the ever-present ageism that affects Hollywood actresses? Yeah she's cute like every other Disney Channel princess: Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice. If this was "what actress do I think is the prettiest" it'd probably be Ana De Armas. That's boring and basic, like the alliance. Hey guys I saw a movie with Alyson Hannigan and was crushing on her can we add her to the alliance please?

There's also an insane amount of coincidences that I keep stumbling onto. Like right now she's starring in a movie where white people chop up nonwhite children and make meatloaf from their flesh. The leader of the white people is the guy who had a tree fall on his house. God is an Ortegaposter and I work for him.

wait a min, so we're not starting an alliance!?

 

[guest]

wait a min, so we're not starting an alliance!?

As long as you don't go Dutch with it and have it take over your persona to obnoxious levels.

 

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[Raymond]

You get that the alliance was more of a "omg I'm so in love with Lucy Lawless I wish I could be with her" thing while the Jenna thing is more a meta satire on the prevalence of stan culture in social media and the ever-present ageism that affects Hollywood actresses? Yeah she's cute like every other Disney Channel princess: Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice. If this was "what actress do I think is the prettiest" it'd probably be Ana De Armas. That's boring and basic, like the alliance. Hey guys I saw a movie with Alyson Hannigan and was crushing on her can we add her to the alliance please?

There's also an insane amount of coincidences that I keep stumbling onto. Like right now she's starring in a movie where white people chop up nonwhite children and make meatloaf from their flesh. The leader of the white people is the guy who had a tree fall on his house. God is an Ortegaposter and I work for him.

I stopped reading all of it a while ago, to be completely honest with you. I just took a superficial look and saw a guy in his 30s or 40s pretending to be into some Disney Lolita. Anyway, this is enough of me derailing this thread with my malarkey.

 

[The Fuchitive]

I'm not that Anthony Ferrante, but oh well lol. I haven't been in Canada forever, I was born in NJ. My social media presence is very small. Fat Rick needs to dig his own truffles out though.

You should have just said the LinkedIn guy was you. Face matches the voice without being a totally hideous thing.

 

[Jenna]

wait a min, so we're not starting an alliance!?

We're creating a religion.

As long as you don't go Dutch with it and have it take over your persona to obnoxious levels.

I try to only bring up Jenna when it's relevant (hey didn't Chris D'Elia play a child molester in some show?) but I am posting like a hot bitchy 19-year-old Latina which I'd imagine can get pretty obnoxious. Whatever, just watch Wednesday on Netflix, Tim Burton's first foray into the world of television.

 

[Jenna]

I stopped reading all of it a while ago, to be completely honest with you. I just took a superficial look and saw a guy in his 30s or 40s pretending to be into some Disney Lolita. Anyway, this is enough of me derailing this thread with my malarkey.

The part that's important is right now she's starring in a movie where white people chop up nonwhite children and make meatloaf from their flesh. The leader of the white people is the guy who had a tree fall on his house.

It's a little bit more complex than her just being "some Disney Lolita".

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Ferrante[/URL]

Didn't boomia say his dad was a well-known monster?

He also said he was dead

 

[Tortfeasor]

He also said he was dead

I wasn't paying attention