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A demon so hideous its own shadow fears its presence. Vile and loathsome, this creature of the night was known to feed off the genital essence of mentally ill boys with bolt-on tits. With a voracious appetite for hairless genitalia, it would leave puncture holes on the scrotum of its victim. Lack of nourishment would lead to rabid behaviour targeting NBA Americans.