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He really thought that was living the high life.
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He really thought that was living the high life.
You had me at Demarquis. I immediately imagined the most cocoa butter slathered muscular deep voiced schwoog on the planet, railing some fat white bitch on her kids futon.Wrong again, LIBTARD!!!! “Canceled” LOL!
I played not one, but TWO gigs yesterday. Sorry you’re too BITTER and JEALOUS to acknowledge someone else’s (re: your Boomer elder ) SUCCESS! I was entertaining UPSTANDING members of MY COMMUNITY last night. Can YOU say the same??? DIDN’T THINK SO!!! Here’s how your night went:
7:00pm: Wake up in piss stained blanket in mom’s basement
8:15pm: Sign in to THIS SHITHOLE and begin scrolling my FB page for “intel”
9:10pm: Call up to mom for some “snacks”. I’m guessing pizza rolls and Hi-C. Only the BEST for a 30-something milennial will do.
11:30pm: Switch from beer to hard liquor. The realization of your FAILURE of a LIFE is approaching rapidly.
12:00pm: Break out your anti-depressants and really start chugging your “liquid courage.” Come back to this hellscape to laugh at a successful “Boomer” while mommy is upstairs KISSING DEMARQUIS YO.
3:00pm: Jack that little excuse for a cock to my AMAZING girl, Carol. Fall asleep in your own mess.
Sound about right? That’s what I THOUGHT. Hey, listen here, KID. Take some advice from a WISE PERSON: Move out of mom’s basement and GET A PROFESSION. Learn a TRADE. Contribute TO society, instead of LEECHING off it!!!! Trust me, you’ll be WAY MORE happy in the end. Hell, maybe YOU’LL even THANK ME!!! Meh, yeah right. That’d RUIN your entire NARRATIVE about ME and ANTH.
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It was so funny how he was completely blown away by an ordinary hotel pool. No sleeveless shirts at a joint this classy, no sir!He really thought that was living the high life.
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