Bob Kelly has Aids

[StillHilarious_mybb]

WTF!
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what's with his right eyebrow? the smoothing has melted him

 

[Dennyislife]

Listening to it now. He couldn't do his own shoelaces up until recently. He's found out people exercise every day/regularly like it's some sort of magical new fad.

 

[Meownaw]

Honestly good for him. If he goes back to being fat then he should harpooned.

 

[The Greaseman]

Hopefully it's not AIDS but terminal cancer.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

He's probably regretting dabbling with those alarmingly young street hookers in Rio now..

 

[RacksDiciprine]

Definitely gastric bypass. The man's days are numbered

 

[Stent]

Status downgraded to just morbidly obese.

You know he wears that v-neck tee because he thinks it is slimming.

 

[guest]

He's probably regretting dabbling with those alarmingly young street hookers in Rio now..

If I remember right, him vos bobby patrice and the worm went to one of the termas, which Is like a giant brothel.

I've been to all of em, solarium, 4x4, centarius, etc.

You walk in, change into a abthrobe, and there is a bar area with like 30+ IG model types hanging around in bikinis.

This is where patrice mentioned on black phillip I think, That you feel like a hot chick when youre there. all the girls are trying to win your favor.

And you fuck em for 400-600 reais ($100 or so), everything included for an hour, though they charge you an extra 20 bucks for the rusty wheelhouse.
If you throw another 500 reais theyll go raw with you.

there arent any streetwalkers in rio, highly illegal, so all the girls go to the redlight district, villa mimosa.
Only in that 5 block radius can a girl stand on the street, as everything is legal there, coke, pills, everyone sells on the street.
the girls only charge 80-100 reais there (15-20$).

bobby would have shit his pants at vila mimosa as it's all hood brazilians from the favelas and favela chicks, since the favela chicks are too uneducated and ghetto to work in termas where the brazilian businessmen frequent.

, So im 98% sure bobby stuck to the aforementioned termas. it's a magical place, pest meetup next year?

Oh, literal space pest. (good fucking adderal)

 

[tonystarkschoad]

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[Wild]

He looks like the bank teller from Dog Day Afternoon, only if she shaved her head and aged 20 years.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Dude, you're just a fuckin errand boy, sent by a bunch of shmarmy grocery clerks, dude.

 

[guest]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Dude, you're just a fuckin errand boy, sent by a bunch of shmarmy grocery clerks, dude.

Ya got ya snail, ya got ya razor blade, boom! The horrah, dude. The horrah...