Boardroom Patrick is teaching followers about valuations and P/E ratios

[Heyfellas]

If Patrick had ever once sat in a 300 level finance course he may know what those words mean. I actually did and I have forgotten all about it.

I have someone to handle my money.

Well I guess Pat has Jerry Jen.

 

[Stent]

It's just how dumb people think

Bobama.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Bobama.

This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen

 

[Stent]

This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen

It's important to tell your audience how long the 3 minute video has been going for.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

They talk about legacy costs that drag down "legacy" companies, but they never mention that many of these well established companies spend money trying to quash new innovations, rather than incubating them an growing them, themselves. The only reason Ford is going into EVs is Tesla, they had a chance 20 years ago to read the market before there was a Tesla. Same with Telcos, they could have had FTTH in the early 90s, to carry TV and be positioned for the coming internet, but they were too busy feeding on their overpriced 1.5s , ISDN, and taking profit to recognize the need to be first, not just biggest. They were bemoaning the loss of access lines as two new technologies they could have monopolized sprung up and siphoned off customers (internet and cell phones). They had the tech in place to build out much earlier, but they preferred taking profits rather than spending capital. Now new companies that were innovated beat them to even newer ides. Verizon even bought a dead AOL and Yahoo. The worst part is they let their own assets fight it out between wireline and wireless, when they could have complimented one another.

Edit: New Boomia copy pasta to use lol.

Surprisingly insightful, Boomia.

What's your hot take on fucking cum diapers?

 

[guest]

Surprisingly insightful, Boomia.

What's your hot take on fucking cum diapers?

Cum diapers lol, I'll pass, but I do so hope that demise of Amazon as "Thee Retailer" happens sooner than Woolworth's, Sears, and Walmart. They have seized the market, have consumers that are beholden to being their customers, outsource all types of shit and strong arm everybody. I'm hoping their fall matches their rise in speediness, except to some Chink company which is most likely lol. I love the ease of Amazon as a consumer, but I hate the arrogance.

 

[guest]

Cum diapers lol, I'll pass, but I do so hope that demise of Amazon as "Thee Retailer" happens sooner than Woolworth's, Sears, and Walmart. They have seized the market, have consumers that are beholden to being their customers, outsource all types of shit and strong arm everybody. I'm hoping their fall matches their rise in speediness, except to some Chink company which is most likely lol. I love the ease of Amazon as a consumer, but I hate the arrogance.

they are grifters, always sliding in Prime subscriptions because you ordered a $3.99 lithium battery or sumptin

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Cum diapers lol, I'll pass, but I do so hope that demise of Amazon as "Thee Retailer" happens sooner than Woolworth's, Sears, and Walmart. They have seized the market, have consumers that are beholden to being their customers, outsource all types of shit and strong arm everybody. I'm hoping their fall matches their rise in speediness, except to some Chink company which is most likely lol. I love the ease of Amazon as a consumer, but I hate the arrogance.

Amazon is just an updated Sears catalog. It has shit you can't easily find locally and has saved me many hours and hundreds of miles driving.

It'll never be Napa or harbor freight but any chance to not have to go shop around niggers I will take. Last night's Walmart run where its apparently niggers after dark full of idle jibbering coons convinced me to move somewhere whiter. Fuck this.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

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BULLS MAKE MONEY

BEARS MAKE MONEY

PIGS LOSE DAUGHTERS

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Amazon is just an updated Sears catalog. It has shit you can't easily find locally and has saved me many hours and hundreds of miles driving.

It'll never be Napa or harbor freight but any chance to not have to go shop around niggers I will take. Last night's Walmart run where its apparently niggers after dark full of idle jibbering coons convinced me to move somewhere whiter. Fuck this.

Niggers it's always damn niggers

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

That isn't a boomer thing as much as a white trash thing. I'm not actually boomer and I always looked to outpace debt service on every investment. I had a lot of real estate debt in 2019 that was funding equities I purchased after 2016, I cashed out in fear of the 2020 election. I entered again after it only with my profits and am now out again waiting on 2022 election results to make my next moves. They were giving money away at 2.5-3.5% for like 6-7 years. Also same thing post 2008 crash ,debt service on money was cheaper than growth rates. There's a thousand ways to make 50k off of 100k equity line in a few years at only like 12-18k in debt service every 3 years, multiply that by a few 100k more and you can get ahead. Or go to Costa Rica on credit cards with 20% debt service lol.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

More like swine dining establishment.

Top 5 hardest my ribs have ever been worked over by a comment. Jamie, pull up the Top Ten.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Niggers it's always damn niggers

The jews are to blame for equal nigger rights and the end of segregation.

More recently, the jews are to blame for the elimination of criminal prosecution of nigger terrorist behavior.

*excluding israel

 

[NoBacon]

IF THE GOVERNMENT JUST GAVE EVERYONE A MILLION DOLLARS THERE WOULD BE NO POVERTY! IT’S THAT SIMPLE!

 

[Tortfeasor]

It's important to tell your audience how long the 3 minute video has been going for.

Plus his hand mannerisms are like what he thinks you're supposed to do, he's like a very stupid alien.

 

[BudDickman]

Bobama.

You can go to any frame in these videos and you'll find Pat looking either like a deranged psychopath, or a comically-stupid fat retard, or a cringing faggot, or all three at once. Everything he does in these videos is so painfully unnatural that it is uncomfortable to watch, because he's basically a borderline retard pretending to be some kind of Washington insider.

I just had an idea that I don't have the skills to pull off. What if you took every still frame where he looks like an absolute dipshit or pretentious faggot, and string them together with transitions so that it looks like he's just making a sequence of retarded faces for three minutes? No manipulation is necessary since his face is retarded in every single frame, just the transitions from one expression to the next.

 

[Stent]

You can go to any frame in these videos and you'll find Pat looking either like a deranged psychopath, or a comically-stupid fat retard, or a cringing faggot, or all three at once. Everything he does in these videos is so painfully unnatural that it is uncomfortable to watch, because he's basically a borderline retard pretending to be some kind of Washington insider.

I just had an idea that I don't have the skills to pull off. What if you took every still frame where he looks like an absolute dipshit or pretentious faggot, and string them together with transitions so that it looks like he's just making a sequence of retarded faces for three minutes? No manipulation is necessary since his face is retarded in every single frame, just the transitions from one expression to the next.

Drop the playback speed to 0.25 and watch the horror unfold.