Black Woman Appreciation Thread #1

[guest]

Bump because mommy issues don't trump GRAND THEFT AUTO COCKSUCKING SIX

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Black chick at the McDonald's down the road always gives me free (stolen) food because I complimented her nails once when she gave me change and told her I hope to see her again next time. Seeing as she's, you know, it's probably one of the nicest things someone has ever said to her. They're very easy to win over especially since they're usually beaten up by their men. It's just facts.

I know exactly what you're talking about. My friend and I would frequently get drunk before wandering to a McDonalds next to a housing project. We were always the only white people in there and were the only ones who were polite to the black girls behind the counter. Without fail they would fuck up our orders and when we'd point it out we'd tell them it wasn't a big deal and we could wait a little longer. This was almost always surrounded by absolute chaos from the darker patrons. More often than not I would walk out with food that I didn't order or pay for and at least one time where they didn't make me pay for my food at all. A little bit of kindness and we must have come off like mythical creatures to them.

 

[guest]

Bump. Do what I tell you.

 

[Fat Lispy Faggot]

Can you faggots just post fine niggresses (not you Bam) instead of going on about video games

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Great in customer service roles.

 

[guest]

Great in customer service roles.

Rarely take breaks

 

[guest]

Did you know that the average black woman weighs more than the average black man? #NiggerFacts

 

[guest]

WWAW them National Geographic ladies?

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Isn’t Flavia a National Geographic lady too? Doesn’t she come from the Amazon rainforest?

 

[aRTie02150]

I know exactly what you're talking about. My friend and I would frequently get drunk before wandering to a McDonalds next to a housing project. We were always the only white people in there and were the only ones who were polite to the black girls behind the counter. Without fail they would fuck up our orders and when we'd point it out we'd tell them it wasn't a big deal and we could wait a little longer. This was almost always surrounded by absolute chaos from the darker patrons. More often than not I would walk out with food that I didn't order or pay for and at least one time where they didn't make me pay for my food at all. A little bit of kindness and we must have come off like mythical creatures to them.

Don't even get me started on big black women. I'm like fucking catnip to them it's hilarious. You don't even need to be polite to them at all. They just like anyone who talks to them like a homegirl and has some twang to their speech.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I wish black chicks would have afros again like they did in the 70’s.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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This is the example they should give when you hear Nubian princess

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Awful pose, is she picking lice?

 

[guest]

This is what the game looks like

I need a video version of that k thx

 

[UnPRePared]

No video but our own @captain_kamala did motion capture for the female protagonist.

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If @captain_kamala did motion capture, she'd be shooting any woman NPC appearing on screen.

She be jealous.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I haven't enjoyed a GTA game since San Andreas. You can't even run and look around at the same time, unless you go into the settings and change to some awkard 'press one time to start running' thing.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I have always loved ethnic women. When I was single I always hoped for a black girl, but it's just difficult in these parts to find an attractive one that is into white men.

 

[johnnynoname]

here's a true life hack/cheat code:

You can be ugly as sin (as a dude), and you can easily get a decent black girl........EASILY

the only exception is if you're living in a major metro area......anything young, and over isn't fucking with some broke nigga who's also ugly

 

[guest]

I think you can just put @ in front of my username in case you guys find it. It'll give me a notification.

 

[guest]

Nope. Bumping this until I get what I want.

 

[guest]

Bumpity bumpity