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I'd have to knock that KnowItAll douchebag out within 5 minutes...I will get shit for this but I'd love to have a few beers with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
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I'd have to knock that KnowItAll douchebag out within 5 minutes...I will get shit for this but I'd love to have a few beers with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
No you don't get it. I'm constructing a ghost grave. With NDT. My new friend.I'm already in one. It's in a Jewish cemetery and if you could kindly exhume me and bury me elsewhere I might finally get into heaven.
He's actually super skilled according to interviews in wrestling. So you might hurt yourself. He's also black.I'd have to knock that KnowItAll douchebag out within 5 minutes...
He's also old and fat, Turk. He wrestled in college. Do you think Nick Dipaolo would still make a decent linebacker?He's actually super skilled according to interviews in wrestling. So you might hurt yourself. He's also black.
He can science something up like a pepper spray. He will kick your ass. And piss on your stupid puppy. He's relentless. He's unstoppable. He's a fucking monster. He killed my sister.Sick my German Shepeard on him then...
OkHe can science something up like a pepper spray. He will kick your ass. And piss on your stupid puppy. He's relentless. He's unstoppable. He's a fucking monster. He killed my sister.
He can sing and dance but if he got too uppity you can kick his ass easily. He might be the perfect black man from a honky's perspective.Carlton kinda seems like a douchebag in real life by the way..
Nick dipaulo got his shit rocked by a drunk woman, complete bitch ass faggot fuckNick Dipaolo
Would you make him a sandwich?Carlton from fresh prince of bel air
Carmen Electra caught him in bed with a woman like a week into their marriage and he said she must have fallen through the ceiling.Dennis Rodman is like the only celebrity I'd want to hang out with
They have a lot in common.Have you ever heard what a smug faggot he is in conversation?
I've seen you threaten loads of people... they just know you're too old & finished to get it done... until I get you out & exercising - then you'll be a killing machine againI would never threaten a person. Im good. Like a really good person.
until I get you out & exercising - then you'll be a killing machine again
I still have a couple road sodas... but I'm off the doobry & looking trim, COME GET SOME!!!!The fuck would you know about exercise you gaunt, ruddy, gear fiend
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