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Bit idea. Prophet Mohammed is caught on a kick stream trapping pedophiles at wallmart
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I heard Muhammed tried to suck Jesus’ dick and suck his asshole right after he shit. Mohammed isnt just a pedophile, hes a coprophile too. Sick guy. Jesus called him a faggot and bitch slapped em with a porkchop and thats why smelly muzzies cant eat pig. I tend to believe that story 100%.
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That's in the Hadiths. Many Muslims consider it a metaphor.
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Jesus was long gone by the time Muhammad came around. It was just some dude with long hair that Muhammad came onto if I'm not mistaken.
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Jesus is eternal. Duh.
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Muhammad came onto him? I guess I always assumed he was the bottom.
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If you could talk to god and live forever wouldn't you just kind of want to fuck?
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Maybe, but not goats or children. Muhammad was quaint and inscrutable
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Goats were much sexier back then. It was before growth hormones and shit.
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Muhammad was jealous of Christ’s blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan appearance. He couldn’t help but being in awe of his betters.
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Incorrect. Muhammad had luscious Type 1 hair, wait for the Boq
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His cock wasnt the biggest but it looked pretty decent from what ive seen from the emaciated body hanging on a cross in my grammas house
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As far as I know he was. He'd crawl up a guy's leg. All smiling. I'm not a theologian though, so I might be wrong in the details.
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The reason it's forbidden to create an image of Muhammad is that many Muslims get jealous of his long silky cock.
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