Bit idea: Let's buy the lovely Thea Whitted gifts for her 10/2/2022 wedding

[Clint Ruin]

Wait. She's a coal burner with two mulattos and he's marrying her anyway? Props but.... cuuuuck... I still wish them well anyway!


Thea Blacked.

There is a good chance those aren't her kids, I didn't see them in any other pics on her Instagram, no I wasn't jerking off

 

[RedHeadpw2]

@RobertMewler those kids aren’t hers. Did a deep dive on her Instagram back when we first met her.

Still, imagine letting some Nigger spawn sit on your lap. I hope those birds rip out her crazy eyes to the horror of this sad bastard and the gluttonous attendees.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

There is a good chance those aren't her kids, I didn't see them in any other pics on her Instagram, no I wasn't jerking off

You’ll need Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor to give the fleshlight more power if you want an accurate recreation of sleeping with this broad.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I was going to get them the charcoal briquettes, but looks like someone beat me to it.

 

[Hudson]

I need a flow chart to keep up with everyone on here. Who is she again?

 

[Clint Ruin]

I need a flow chart to keep up with everyone on here. Who is she again?

Resto's 2nd, better lawsuit

 

[guest]

I need a flow chart to keep up with everyone on here. Who is she again?

She's a crazy bitch that got ghosted by some douche and then went online and called him a rapist. Brinton Resto is/was representing the rape dude in a civil case similar to ours.

 

[Clint Ruin]

in a civil case similar to ours.

So, unwinnable?

 

[Hudson]

She's a crazy bitch that got ghosted by some douche and then went online and called him a rapist. Brinton Resto is/was representing the rape dude in a civil case similar to ours.

Thanks. Must have missed that one.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Who the fuck wants to drink and look at birds for an hour? How is that fun?

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OH
MY
GOD

 

[guest]

I’ll give anyone 10/1 odds that this wedding happens

 

[guest]

I’ll give anyone 10/1 odds that this wedding happens

C'mon, man. Are you telling me this love story wasn't meant to be?

"We may have a complete chaos to our life and relationship together, but its one of those messes that you're just so serene in you can't imagine anything else. Opposites attract isn't a stupid cliche to me anymore. Despite how superficially and intrinsically different we are, he is the only person to ever bring me peace. Welcome to our beautiful chaos."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

$50 couch cushion, wooden "laundry" sign, hmm I wonder if the bride or the groom selected these...?

Ah fuck it I'm just gonna buy her this $400 aluminum pole lamp

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Who the fuck wants to drink and look at birds for an hour? How is that fun?

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I don't know, maybe you can get drunk and piss on them or something

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m a fan of Thea’s happiness. I hope she crushes Brinton in court and then turns this dude into a massive cuck.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'm legitimately curious her honest thoughts of Resto. I bet they aren't flattering.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That is a sweet, sweet-looking fella she's got there.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I can't find an afro pick in the registry.

 

[Ladynyahh]

There's someone out there for everyone, brotherman. Gawd bless.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I would with zero hesitation lick her butthole, if you catch my drift.