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The ******s of Madison County
"Aiyyo, you mind if I put my grape soda in your refrigerator?"
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"Aiyyo, you mind if I put my grape soda in your refrigerator?"
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''We had two bags of fried cheeae, 75 cups of pudding, five cases of highly loaded jam donuts, a salt shaker half full of MSG, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored chocolates, candies, fried foods, high fructose corn syrup loaded sodas… and also a quart of lard, a quart of frying oil, a case of Twinkies, a pint of raw rendered cheese curd and two dozen portions of fried chicken''
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No need to alter the quote:
“Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious...”
“Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious...”
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I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, daughter abandoning, or pegging to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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If any of you fine folk are familiar with Hunters routine you may like this...
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Cheap, crap IPA beer with the morning check of Twitter, donuts
3:45 smug response on Twitter
3:50 another smug response , fried cheese
4:05 first argument with stlaker, another donut
4:15 Budweiser
4:16 smug obnoxious reply, donut
4:30 twitter argument
4:54 twitter argument
5:05 twitter argument
5:11 cake, sugary iced coffee drink
5:30 more bitterness on Twitter
5:45 Twitter fight, etc., etc.
6:00 post about his car/how tough he is/how smart he is to take the edge off the day
7:05 Hooligans for lunch... Overpriced crap craft beer, two Budweisers, a big plate of slop that is meant to be a burrito(for the protein) , a double order of low quality fries, store bought overly sugary and fatty cake, out of date ice cream, Twitter rant about sci fi, another Budweiser, smug response to a stlaker on twitter, and for the ride home, a lecture to Nikki about hoow superior he is
9:00 starts Twittering seriously
10:00 drops the act and gets angry on Twitter to an ally
11:00 Budweiser, crap craft beer, candy
11:30 Twitter, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Budweiser, alcoholic seltzer, Twinkies, fried bread, donuts, candy, chocolate , crap craft beer,a stick of butter, large bag of crisps, vodka and orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies with trannies
6:00 the floor, ice cream, fettuccine Alfredo, Budweiser
8:00 Nikki threatens divorce
8:20 sleep
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Cheap, crap IPA beer with the morning check of Twitter, donuts
3:45 smug response on Twitter
3:50 another smug response , fried cheese
4:05 first argument with stlaker, another donut
4:15 Budweiser
4:16 smug obnoxious reply, donut
4:30 twitter argument
4:54 twitter argument
5:05 twitter argument
5:11 cake, sugary iced coffee drink
5:30 more bitterness on Twitter
5:45 Twitter fight, etc., etc.
6:00 post about his car/how tough he is/how smart he is to take the edge off the day
7:05 Hooligans for lunch... Overpriced crap craft beer, two Budweisers, a big plate of slop that is meant to be a burrito(for the protein) , a double order of low quality fries, store bought overly sugary and fatty cake, out of date ice cream, Twitter rant about sci fi, another Budweiser, smug response to a stlaker on twitter, and for the ride home, a lecture to Nikki about hoow superior he is
9:00 starts Twittering seriously
10:00 drops the act and gets angry on Twitter to an ally
11:00 Budweiser, crap craft beer, candy
11:30 Twitter, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Budweiser, alcoholic seltzer, Twinkies, fried bread, donuts, candy, chocolate , crap craft beer,a stick of butter, large bag of crisps, vodka and orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies with trannies
6:00 the floor, ice cream, fettuccine Alfredo, Budweiser
8:00 Nikki threatens divorce
8:20 sleep
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"I screamed at the nigga that he wasn't shit. He fractured my eye socket. I knew we were meant to be."
I bet she goes through several new guys each book because they all end up getting shot or going to jail. Shooting up a Popeyes or being caught running a dog fighting ring shouldn't get in the way of love.