Bit Idea (from KF): Hunter S. Tomlinson

[guest]

Feel free to add your own Hunter S. Tomlinson book quotes below. Here's a few examples to get your juices flowing:

 

[captain_kamala]

kiwis are gay this is gay

 

[guest]

kiwis are gay this is gay

Ok maybe you're right. But this is white people shit so we wouldn't expect you to like it.

 

[captain_kamala]

Ok maybe you're right. But this is white people shit so we wouldn't expect you to like it.

i've read books before.

 

[Jenna]

i've read books before.

Essence Magazine isn't a book

 

[captain_kamala]

ohh you guys are funny
but no really one of the kids in my first rehab gave me the rum diary i really enjoyed it. i only read when i'm institutionalized.

 

[guest]

i've read books before.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

No. We can't stop here. This is fat country.

 

[captain_kamala]

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i was a model for an urban book cover in the early 2000s. i will never let you guys find it though it's bad

 

[guest]

The pamphlets at planned parenthood don't count

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[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Beer and Meatloaf in Milwaukee

 

[guest]

i was a model for an urban book cover in the early 2000s. i will never let you guys find it though it's bad

It would be brilliant if you made that up knowing autists would spend hundreds of hours looking for it

 

[NoBacon]

It would be brilliant if you made that up knowing autists would spend hundreds of hours looking for it

challenge accepted

 

[AntSucks]

"I am fat. I abandoned my daughter. I owe Quasi thirty-six thousand dollars and rising. And did I mention I am fat", he said HunterSTomlinson-y.

 

[guest]

I got it

 

[Ace Orenstein]

i've read books before.

Home Abortion kit instructions don’t count

 

[captain_kamala]

She's posted it before but probably thought it was a delusion.

you're probably right. fawk.

 

[guest]

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, child, but rather a bbc taken in the broadside in a cloud of nigger farts, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!

 

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Pictured: Novels with better writing than a Rick Tomlinson book

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

A high-powered faggot of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too fat to live, and too retarded to die.