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Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

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I thought he went to Aushwitz, maybe it was part of his 'European tour'... he's a dumb rube either way
He did a European tour irc, a shitty weird one though. Usually you would take your wife to Florence, Santorini, Saint Tropez etc... he instead went to Liverpool and Aushwitz? probably because he's a broke retard.
 

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He did a European tour irc, a shitty weird one though. Usually you would take your wife to Florence, Santorini, Saint Tropez etc... he instead went to Liverpool and Aushwitz? probably because he's a broke retard.
Was it Auschwitz? Or was it another camp (maybe Dachau)?

Either way, very fucking funny that he brags about going there on his honeymoon.
 

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Another depressing shithole
A city with more real ale per head and within easy reach of the peak District. About as good as it gets for me. 2 hours from London and Manchester and can buy a stunning huge home in the villages dotted around for 1 and a half million. I have a place near it. Prefer it to my place down south among the legit billionaires
 
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Apart from the occasional sailing trip around the Scottish Isles and walking holidays in the Highlands, I've never really ventured further north than Oxford. London's bad enough these days, I can't imagine how awful cities up North must be. Best to stick to the English countryside if you have to go there. Demographically it's still similar to the 1950s.
 

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Apart from the occasional sailing trip around the Scottish Isles and walking holidays in the Highlands, I've never really ventured further north than Oxford. London's bad enough these days, I can't imagine how awful cities up North must be. Best to stick to the English countryside if you have to go there. Demographically it's still similar to the 1950s.
Like most places get out the cities and it's fantastic. I can't stand London myself for more than 48 hours. South east is way too overcrowded for my likes I like having land.
 

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Brass: Birmingham plays pretty good.

Any of you funsters ever been to Lancashire?
 
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Like most places get out the cities and it's fantastic. I can't stand London myself for more than 48 hours. South east is way too overcrowded for my likes I like having land.
I was born and grew up in London and lived there pretty much exclusively till my late 20s. It used to be a great city. It's too overcrowded now and has weirdly lost a lot of its energy and "personality." In 10-20 years it will just be a small number of super rich living there for a month or two a year and everyone else will be underclass and working poor. Maybe 1 in 20 of the people I knew growing up still live there. Everyone else has fucked off to other parts of the UK, the States, Europe or the Middle East.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

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WWAWD "Sheffield"
My ex was from Sheffield, they are fucking weirdos who call buns "bread cakes".. full of pakis too.


Apart from the occasional sailing trip around the Scottish Isles and walking holidays in the Highlands, I've never really ventured further north than Oxford. London's bad enough these days, I can't imagine how awful cities up North must be. Best to stick to the English countryside if you have to go there. Demographically it's still similar to the 1950s.
I live in the North East in a pretty small town surrounded by farmlands, it's cosy here. Everyones white and there's a lot of medieval structures. Personally i find the North to be a better place to live than down South. For example, York & Richmond are beautiful places to live. York is probably the most beautiful and quintessentially English city in the entire country. The only places down South that look nice are in the South West like Devon, Dorset, Somerset, Cornwall etc. Excluding Portsmouth & Plymouth of course.
 
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My ex was from Sheffield, they are fucking weirdos who call buns "bread cakes".. full of pakis too.



I live in the North East in a pretty small town surrounded by farmlands, it's cosy here. Everyones white and there's a lot of medieval structures. Personally i find the North to be a better place to live than down South. For example, York & Richmond are beautiful places to live. York is probably the most beautiful and quintessentially English city in the entire country. The only places down South that look nice are in the South West like Devon, Dorset, Somerset, Cornwall etc. Excluding Portsmouth & Plymouth of course.
I was just trolling mate, trying to sound like your typical snobby southern fairy. I've been to Yorkshire and Cumbria - beautiful country.
 
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My ex was from Sheffield, they are fucking weirdos who call buns "bread cakes".. full of pakis too.



I live in the North East in a pretty small town surrounded by farmlands, it's cosy here. Everyones white and there's a lot of medieval structures. Personally i find the North to be a better place to live than down South. For example, York & Richmond are beautiful places to live. York is probably the most beautiful and quintessentially English city in the entire country. The only places down South that look nice are in the South West like Devon, Dorset, Somerset, Cornwall etc. Excluding Portsmouth & Plymouth of course.

Why's that?
 

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Yorkshire is beautiful. Most of the British countryside and small towns are. You guys should just pump toxic gas into your major cities and preserve them as open air museums and your country would improve 1000x.

Thinking of it, every country would.
 
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