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Birmingham, England

Torque’sHeadBump

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Was unfortunate enough to have to go through this hellhole on the way to a work meeting.

The entire airport may as well be Air Saudi Arabia or Air Pakistan. Train was delayed for over an hour, and the Birmingham natives (re: Somalians and Indians) had no explanation about where to go for missed connections, etc. They just give you a kind of bovine stare and tell you “train’s delayed mate!”

England, you stink.
 

Dennyislife

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I think in terms of population Birmingham is our second biggest City and yet other than once changing trains there and a few times driving up the motorway on the outskirts I have never had a urge to go there. Wtf got you to Birmingham?

It's literally only really known for having a confusing motorway junction.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

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I think in terms of population Birmingham is our second biggest City and yet other than once changing trains there and a few times driving up the motorway on the outskirts I have never had a urge to go there. Wtf got you to Birmingham?

It's literally only really known for having a confusing motorway junction.
Yeah, it's our second biggest/most populated city. Also the most nogged/paki'd tbh. Absolute shithole and the brummy accent is disgusting.
 

Dennyislife

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No, he went to Liverpool which is just as hilarious.
Never been but at least that has some old nice looking buildings around the Mersey, the Beatles and all that tourist trap stuff. Birmingham? I know it has the bullring shopping area but erm....that industrial revolution museum that's used for a lot of peaky blinders and that's it. It's not like a football tourist would pick villa park over either Liverpool stadium either
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

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Never been but at least that has some old nice looking buildings around the Mersey, the Beatles and all that tourist trap stuff. Birmingham? I know it has the bullring shopping area but erm....that industrial revolution museum that's used for a lot of peaky blinders and that's it. It's not like a football tourist would pick villa park over either Liverpool stadium either
He went to Liverpool on his honeymoon though lol. I mean, sure if you are a mega Beatles fan then go.. but you can see all the Beatles tourist trap shit in 4-5 hours. He took his newlywed bride to a place infamous for smackheads and scallies. Should have gone sightseeing in Moss Side too.
 

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Nice sweater vest shirts, poofters.
 
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